Anyone Want To Read Some Freeper Hatemail To My Website?

[DistressedAmerican]

It came in under the oh so convincing subject line of: "Love your site!" followed by "P.S>"

Here's what it said in two acts"
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ACT I: The Stupidity

"I lied and your a left wing tree hugging sissy Alan Combs dick sucking communist socialist liberal. Signed Jeff from the Evil Conservative side of the fence"

Hey Jeff, YES I AM! HELL YES!

Act II: Revenge Of The Stupid
"Did you know that bill clinton had the saudi prince over to the white house double the amout of bush. you stupid uneducated ass face"

Almost Certain that is not true. Even if true, Clinton never lied to take us into a disasterous war in the heart of the Middleeast for his benefit, "you stupid uneducated ass face"!
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It always does my heart good to see that I pissed off a freeper!

I have yet to reply to Jeff!

I particularly love the "Alan Colmes dick sucking" line. I've always hated the guy. It redeems him a bit in my eyes that freeper trash like this punk are so bothered by his presence on THEIR network! HISSSSSS!!!

Anyone have any particular thoughts they think I should share with "Jeff from the Evil Conservative side of the fence"?

I'll Be happy to convey your thoughts to him!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

1. "Uneducated Ass Face," as opposed to Ivy League Ass Face...

"I did a stinky"

:evilgrin:

:toast:

[tanyev]

2. Ouch.

How many years of therapy will it take to heal the psychological trauma those cruel, cruel remarks must have caused you? Idjits.

[DistressedAmerican]

3. It Is A Bit Painful To Talk About Right Now! How About Trees?

So damn Huggable!

Happy Place! Happy Place! Happy Place! Happy Place! Happy Place! Happy Place!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

4. To tell you the truth,

I don't think he "loves your site."

No, really, I don't. I think you should find out why he said that, and then invite him to dinner, maybe dancing afterwards, and try to understand why he's so desperate for your attention that he'd lie.

Get his home phone number, find out about his mother, ask how the pets are doing and whether that telemarketing job ever called him back. Be polite, but not pushy when asking if his face has cleared up yet, and did he ever get those magazine pages unstuck before he snuck them back under his parents' mattress.

Find out if the neighbors still won't let their kids walk on the sidewalk in front of his house when they know he's home, and see if that registry he had to sign onto has spelled his name right.

Offer to introduce him to your personal saviour, provided he washes his hands first.

Tell him you understand his pain and that "dick sucking" really should be hyphenated, which he'd know if he'd ever had a blow job.

Or, you just could ignore him.

[Coexist]

14. best. response. ever.

I am at work and desperately trying to suppress giggles.

[DistressedAmerican]

15. Absolutely Agree With Post 14! Sorry Meant To Get Back To You!

Freaking hysterical. That and a touch of grammar lessons will do this boy some good!!!

:rofl: :applause:

[OldLeftieLawyer]

18. Well, kids,

that's why Rupert Murdoch pays me the big bucks (I'm a HarperCollins author, under contract to old Rupert). Nice outfit which has never tried once to censor anything I've written.

But, you know, wit and humor - the more caustic, the more cathartic, I believe - are the only weapons we have against these dickwads. They never know what to do when flipped off like that because they're flaming stupid.

Plus, it's always good to laugh, isn't it? Too much anger these days - laughing while doing subversive acts is my favorite hobby.

Now, watch the pussy --------------->

[DistressedAmerican]

19. "laughing while doing subversive acts is my favorite hobby"

Well put again!

Satire is a brilinat weapon to bering to the debate and one the left is far more adept at using!

Keep writing (even if it is lining Murdoch's pockets) maybe you'll lmake leftie writing profitable, then news, then television!

[adnelson60087]

5. This guy is so stupid, a response would be unworthy.

[lady lib]

11. I agree.

He's just not worth your time.

[maxrandb]

6. Want to See some Officially Sanctioned Freeper Hate?

Check this out from a recent post over there about relaxing the exclusion on gays servng in the military.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1423971/posts

To: GulliverSwift
I say sign them up, put them on the front line or the first ones in. There's no need for straight guys and gals to get killed and leave nothing back in the states but homosexuals.



10 posted on 06/16/2005 6:17:04 AM PDT by AIC

To: AIC
I suppose the enemy artillery needs to shoot at something.



15 posted on 06/16/2005 6:20:54 AM PDT by GulliverSwift

To: AIC
"I say sign them up, put them on the front line or the first ones in. There's no need for straight guys and gals to get killed and leave nothing back in the states but homosexuals."

And "leave nothing back" in America but leftist effete anti-American proMarxist "liberals".



16 posted on 06/16/2005 6:21:32 AM PDT by purpleland

To: GulliverSwift
"out of respect for fellow Marines who served in Viet Nam and who were gay, and my brother, who is also gay." This is the most telling - "my brother, who is also gay" Gilchrist is ready to turn "America's Fighting Force" into gay bath houses, party houses, etc. Disgusting, coming from anyone elected to represent "the people".
Only an elite few have ever wanted to integrate gay men and lesbians into the military, for their own selfish reasons, having nothing to do with protecting America's freedoms around the world.

The reasons that the Army is unable to meet their "quotas of volunteers" has nothing what so ever to do with not allowing gays. It has everything to do with publik edukation that never teaches real American History, the Constitution or truth. We have allowed our edukRATS to infect American children with racism, hate for authority and ignorants who know more about putting condoms on cucumbers, oral sex, and where the local abortion clinic is located than reading, writing, addition and most of all being an American. Hollywood is their history teacher, JLow their Ms. Manners, and Bill Clinton is good/Bush is bad and was not elected, philosophy as current news.


21 posted on 06/16/2005 6:29:13 AM PDT by zerosix

To: GulliverSwift
Rome is rotting.

I was one of those 18 year olds who signed up to serve in the infantry willing to fight and die.If this garbage passes I hold no ill feelings to anyone who does not want to serve.

This will drive a wedge in the Esprit de Corps. The liberals want this because they know it will drive down the recruiting and make serving in the military even more unpopular.

People do not understand the power that is in the military. You are not a prisoner, but you are not free to do as you please. I would not serve in a military in which a sodomite has life and death power over me- nor will I let my children.

The sodomites will develop a network within the military that will destroy the fighting effectiveness.

23 posted on 06/16/2005 6:34:00 AM PDT by American Vet Repairman

My Comment: Yeah Right. An 18 year old military member using the word "sodomite". Step away from the crack-pipe American Vet

To: GulliverSwift
I guess they could use them to clear the roadway ahead of convoys.




25 posted on 06/16/2005 6:36:02 AM PDT by Freedom2005
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To: traviskicks
Well at least you are open with either hatred or stupidity.

Anyone who supports Open fags in the military either hates the military, or knows nothing of the military.

Which is it for you, Mr. Martin Luther Queen?



26 posted on 06/16/2005 6:37:59 AM PDT by ohioman
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To: Mobilemitter
Right on, to base "rights" on deviant sexual behavior is lunacy in the first place. It is a perversion, a disorder, we don't need soldiers with this sort of deviant behavior in the ranks OR in higher ranks as well.

You people that are so pro-"gay" (it really ain't, you know), have you served? Enough of that crap, get real.

When discovered, out they go for the well being of everyone else.



27 posted on 06/16/2005 6:40:26 AM PDT by brushcop

[DistressedAmerican]

9. Sickening Pigs! They Walk Among US!

Quick clear the bathhouses! The MP's are coming!

[prodigal_green]

16. None of those people are in the military

at the moment. Why don't they all go sign up right now to make up for recruiting shortfalls? Oh yeah, because they are hateful cowards.

[maxrandb]

17. I Think the Reaon they Don't Sign Up

is because they are insecure about their own sexuality. If they are afraid of allowing homosexuals in the military, it makes me think that, deep down,

They would fall to their knees at the sight of all those "swinging dicks" in the shower.

:wow:

[OldLeftieLawyer]

20. You have to read this

therudepundit.com

Check his entry for yesterday, about Young Republicans at colleges and universities and their support for the occupation of Iraq.

I love this guy...........

[jojo54]

7. Hey, he said it himself.....

"evil conservative side of the fence". What he left out was neocon, facist, money hungry, murdering war mongers.

[Left_Winger]

8. Since he called you an "ass face"...

Tell him that it is obvious from his remarks that he has learned to shave his butt and walk backwards.
Or, since he called you "uneducated" you could correct his grammar just to infuriate him.

[DistressedAmerican]

10. I'm Dyslexic And That Still Looks Like A Nightmare To Me!

I think that would make an excellent start. I'll add that I am within striking distance of a doctorate...

[Village Idiot]

12. I LOVED the "communist socialist" comment.

MORE proof that it is difficult to speak when foaming at the mouth...

[Norquist Nemesis]

13. Jeff Gannon's sure getting desperate these days!

His White House invitations must have gotten lost on the internets. :evilgrin:

[DistressedAmerican]

21. Freep Kicker!

[DistressedAmerican]

22. ...

[DistressedAmerican]

23. Late Night Drive Thru