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BigBearJohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 01:34 PM
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The US Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of Shrub
Edited on Thu Jun-16-05 02:16 PM by BigBearJohn
The US Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of
our illustrious President to honor his first term achievements.
In daily use it has been shown that the stamp is not sticking to envelopes.

This has enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing, a special presidential commission has made
the following findings:

1) The stamp is in perfect order.
2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3) People are spitting on the wrong side.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 01:37 PM
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1. Please move this to the lounge, I thought you were serious.
Thy made one of Reagan, of which I've yet to hear a response from the USPS as to whether or not they'll consider making stamps of the other 42 presidents...
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 02:00 PM
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6. I second that motion. Thought you were reporting fact and that startled
me as in the US we do not put images of living people on stamps.... oh, wait... there's a message there somewhere, isn't there?
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malmapus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 01:37 PM
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2. "to honor his first term achievements."
ummmm just WHAT THE FUCK are his "achievements"!!????

9/11
Destroying the US military
Destroying the US image around the world
Destroying post 9/11 sympathy from around the world
Patriot Act
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kliljedahl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 01:38 PM
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3. Funny, hadn't heard that before
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Stand and Fight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 01:38 PM
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4. That's rich!!
:rofl:
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 01:41 PM
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5. LOL
I hope they use one of MoPaul's versions of Bush.
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aintitfunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 02:18 PM
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7. Very Funny, Thanks (n/t)
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 02:24 PM
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8. Ha ha ha
:spray:

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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 03:28 PM
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9. Very funny.
The post does tend to start the dander rising, but if you read the whole post it's very funny.
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Mnemosyne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 03:48 PM
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11. Oh god, roflmao!! n/t
I was getting ready to say I'd spit on the wrong side! :spray:


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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CitySky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 04:07 PM
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12. I have to admit you had me all excited for a moment
'cause, see, I knew you had to be DEAD to get your picture a postage stamp.

Now look what you made me do; it was a wicked thought :evilfrown: but there it was.

:dilemma: * on a postage stamp?
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