I know where Osama is...I know where Osama is

[burythehatchet]

Where's Waldo..I mean Osama? He's in Iran!! You know what else? I'll bet that the Iranians are harboring him. Don't ask me how I know, I just know


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[pstans]

1. He is there

so Bu$h can say he is there and convince us to attack Iran. Once we attack Iran and look under every rock, Bu$h will say, "Oh, he must have went to Syria."

[assclown_bush]

4. LOL. You got the chimps parsing down to a Tee.

Very, very funny. :bounce:

[dbeach]

2. Waldo bin bush ..oops I mean bin laden

is waiting for his next CIA care package

Al qaeda = All CIA Duh!

Factoid: Poppy O bush breakfasted with shalig bin Laden on 9/11 in DC at the annual carliars conference

[seabeyond]

3. not only is he in iran, but.... all the youth of iran loves us,

and are welcoming us to liberate them. this is the real thing, per the dude on tds. we are like by iran, so much

[burythehatchet]

5. there was the guy pimping his book, and....

there was an AP article that confirmed Osama is NOT in Afghanistan.

[shraby]

8. They'll throw flowers and candy

at us just like in Iraq.

[fujiyama]

6. He's sitting

either in the Mushy's house in Islamabad...

or then again just as likely in closet in the oval office.

[burythehatchet]

10. What I want to know is...

what strategic benefit accrues to Iran by harboring Osama? I guess they are planning a rope-a-dope manouver:sarcasm:

[doublethink]

7. Uhhhhhh .......

You might wanna take a look at this thread from tuesday ..... we're beginging to be set up again .... :crazy:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3858641

[burythehatchet]

9. man I'm so on top of shit

[doublethink]

11. Yea did you see the thread of that guy

on the Daily Show tonight that said Iran was involved in 911? uhhh here ... :freak: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3879537&mesg_id=3879537

[applegrove]

12. We don't know where Osama is. It would be totally convenient if

her were hiding out in Iran.

[driver8]

13. I have a feeling when shrub starts feeling the heat...Osama will

definitely be spotted in Iran. We will, of course, bomb the country back to the stone age. Shrub will then declare "mission accomplished" on the deck of an aircraft carrier with his crotch stuffed with socks. His approval rating will soar, Haliburton will get a shit load of contracts in Iran, and all will be right with the world again.