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Fri Jun-17-05 09:13 AM
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So I breezed through AM hate radio yesterday and learned.... |
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....that as long as you get served good food, it is impossible to be abused or tortured while being detained by the government.
What a revelation!
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Fri Jun-17-05 09:15 AM
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1. I'm sure the detainees never want to leave. |
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I'm sure they'd much rather be there than home with their families. :eyes:
(Jon Stewart was hilarious on this point the other night, btw.)
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Fri Jun-17-05 09:15 AM
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I got a roast beef dinner and a red hot poker ready for yah.
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Fri Jun-17-05 09:17 AM
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4. Sean would probably enjoy the poker...you might want to try... |
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...desecrating a flag or bible or make him listen to Randi Rhodes and Mike Malloy at full blast 24/7.
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Fri Jun-17-05 09:16 AM
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3. And what these idiots never bring up |
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is if you get a prison menu anyplace in the US,,, probably it would sound the same... Lemon Chicken... not like anything normal people have ever had.....
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Fri Jun-17-05 09:19 AM
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5. Institutional food always sounds better on the menu... |
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....than it actually tastes anyway.
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Fri Jun-17-05 09:22 AM
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9. Hey, I like Lemon Chicken! |
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It's good! It's easy to make and tasty. Just go to the spice isle at your grocery and get the lemon chicken spice pack etc, cook the chicken with that on it, then a side of green beans, and some white rice.
Good stuff.
Best when followed by electrical shock torture.
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Fri Jun-17-05 09:19 AM
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6. As long as you have a good blanket, you shouldn't |
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complain about being subjected to a blanket party...yeah I get that logic.
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Fri Jun-17-05 09:20 AM
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6am - Woken up by rabid barking dogs. 6am-7am - Morning Electrical Shock Treatment 7am - Breakfast: Two eggs, sunny side up, a side of turkey sausage, wheat bread, and two types of fruit. 8am-12am - Beaten with various golf clubs starting with 9 iron and working way up to drivers. 12noon - Lunch: Whole wheat pita with falafel, lettuce, tomato, and sauce. Choice of soda and side dish. 1pm-5pm Forced to piss on self, defecate and eat own feces, eat dirt, lick boots, etc. 5pm - Dinner: Four course steak dinner, with choices of vegtable and starch. 6pm-10pm - Eyes forced open Clockwork Orange style, and made to watch films of brutality, rape, murder, etc. 10pm - Low Fat Frozen Yogurt desert, choice of 31 flavors. 10:30pm-2am - Whipped with leather and metal chains. 2am - Lights Out.
How is that torture? They got steak dinner for chrissakes!!!
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Fri Jun-17-05 09:21 AM
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8. hey, wot u talkin bout? R 3 hots n a cot R way betta than |
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ther 3 hots n a cot!!! JoMama.
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Fri Jun-17-05 09:33 AM
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10. I got pretty mad at El Windbag yesterday and went on a rant myself...... |
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Fri Jun-17-05 09:35 AM
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11. And You Didn't Know That? |
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Seems obvious to me. A little torture. Sleep deprivation. Manacles and cages. But, some decent meals. It's all good! The Professor
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Fri Jun-17-05 10:36 AM
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12. I'm sure that Rush limpballs would love lemon chicken |
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liberally sprinkled with a Guard's urine, as is probably likely in Gitmo - done in front of the prisoners.
Then the guards likely say "Gee, he won't eat perfectly good food . . ."
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