I Am I Giant Killer! Twenty With One Blow! Announcing Bush Family Circus!

[DistressedAmerican]

Ladies And Gentlemen!

Announcing the Bush Family Circus Performers!

I've been waiting until I got inspired until I took my magnum opus slap at the executive branch and its military, legislative and judicial wings.

Found the raw material for this about 4:30 this morning and here we are...



Comments would be appreciated!

Do you have a favorite baddie that I missed? Anyone in particular you are pleased with?

Note the various scenes built into the overall image:

1)At the bottom right you've got Poppy who has written Junior off and is running off with the family dog and his new adopted son Zell Miller. Junior in a panic runs behind.

2)Immediately behind them you have the neocon ladder. Richard Pearl pretty much anchors the Neocon ladder. Wolfy is doing a flip of joy right off of the top on his way to his sweet World Bank gig. While Bolton drops like a rock. Our ole friend Negroponte is still riding high, poised to do great things! Bringing up the sides you've got rising star, Alberto "Torture Boy" Gonzalez clad in his red, white, and blue,. But, brandishing his whip just the same! Then of course at a lower (butt sniffing) level we find Douchebag, Robert Novak.

3) At the lower left we find fat, morality cop and whore Scalia representing the Judiciary which is flat on its back. Just where that perv in tights , "Big" Dick Cheney wants them! Meanwhile, a line of folks wait to jump on the fat bloated judiciary. Including, Donald "Take 'Em Out And Shoot "em" Rumsfeld who has thrown judicial oversight of detainees right out and Jeb "Baby Bro" Bush, whose stand for the right of the government to decide when and how we die was a nice little slap. Long day for judges!

4) In the middle behind Bush, we find HIS legislative branch of the government in the guise of Tom Delay and Bill Frist (legislation in hand) who will jump through any hoop to weaken the judiciary as instructed by their bosses Bush and Jerry Falwell (not pictured sadly).

5) Riding above the frey on her bitch powered broomstick we find Condi moving freely between the branches making sure the Clownmander In Chief's instructions are carried out! Don't make her unleash the flying monkeys!

6) And let us not forget scattered throughout and greasing the machinery for their bosses, the sniveling American Media in the form of scum sucking pigs, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'lielly, Fucker Carlson, Joe Scarborough, and the already mentioned CIA outing douchebag.

Thoughts?

[jojo54]

1. Looks like you might have gotten all the baddies in here.

I'm happy to see they're falling all over each other. Kind of makes you look forward to the future.

[Drifter]

2. There's an idiot born every second ...

and most of them are Republicans.

Cheers
Drifter

[DistressedAmerican]

26. Way More Than One!

[Terran]

3. HAHA! That's great!

I love it! And thanks for the explanations. I was wondering if Fat Tony was the cop on his back--very appropriate.

[getmeouttahere]

4. Superb.....not enough space for all....

the scum sucking media pieces of sh** like Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, Michael Savage, etc....not to mention the fundies like Fred Phelps.

[DistressedAmerican]

7. One Tries! Tough Though!

This should make us all feel a bit better:

Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, Michael Savage = Psychofascist Bitch, Human Dickbag, Fat Human Dickbag!

Fuck them TOO!

[unhappycamper]

5. Most Excellent.

You forgot Feith. So many criminals, so little time.

Myers and Pace also deserve an honorable mention, but you're running out of space........

[SalmonChantedEvening]

6. A Masterpiece!

:applause:

Arthur!! Arthur!! :D

[katinmn]

8. LOL. I love it!

You were truly inspired on this one, DA.
:thumbsup:

Condi, DeLay, Poppy Bush and Cheney are my "favorites."

[liberal N proud]

9. Love it

[LeftCoast]

10. Very nice!

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[hermetic]

11. That is great

Good job!! :headbang:

[MuseRider]

12. Excellent!

This is my favorite of all you have done. It is perfect. Just outta sight. Perfect facial expressions, especially on baby Bush**. Rush is excellent, well they just all are. Well done. I am saving this one.

THANK YOU, a great smile for this morning.

On Edit I want to get a poster of this! Seriously, I love it! Can I make one?

[DistressedAmerican]

14. Thank You And You Can ALWAYS Use My Stuff!

I am planning on adding it to my store site as well. I'll get back with the exact link.
DA

[DistressedAmerican]

15. Here You Go...

Sorry. A Bit Slow.

http://www.cafepress.com/distressedgear/669015

[AuntiBush]

17. Would make a GREAT T-SHIRT! Go For it!

[MuseRider]

21. Thank you.

That's ok, I was gone for a while. I love this.

[lucca]

13. Wow!

Thank you!
I love it....You made my day!

[AuntiBush]

16. Hysterical! "Clownmander In Chief!" Witch-Condi & The Neo-Cons

Excellent. Honestly, I like them all! You just rec'd an "A!"

[goclark]

18. Just Nominated ROTFL

It should be on the cover of Newsweek when we bring all the clowns back down to earth.

Perfect!

[intheflow]

19. It's great! But you forgot the ladies.

Condi excepted. But I'm talking about Karen Hughes, and Barbara and Laura Bush.

Karen Hughes for her lapdog/zeig heil loyalty and complicity in spreading insinuation, lies and misinformation.

Babs and Pickles because for their '50's flashback passive "Stand By Your Man" role-model packaging--damaging to equal rights progress.

Still, this is brilliant, DistressedAmerican! A truly funny/damning/true portrayal of this administration. :applause:

[DistressedAmerican]

23. There was only one female in the original poster.

I originally had Karen. But replaced her with stink eye because she looks meaner and she has more legal authority. Would have in a heartbeat! But with all those white, christian, men running Washington it is had to find them!

[BamaBecky]

20. Where is Wolfowitz? Didi I miss him?

Can you make the faces

LARGER ?

:toast: :dem: :yourock: :applause: :woohoo: :rofl:

[DistressedAmerican]

22. Back-Flipping Left Of The Ladder!

Don't miss him!

[DistressedAmerican]

54. I Made Some Tweeks To Frist, Wolfy, And Negroponte. Scarborough Still

has a small head but, by choice. Part of the message. That guy is sporting less braing than Terri Schaivo was!

[DistressedAmerican]

24. Kick!

[DistressedAmerican]

25. JUST NOTICED That There Is No Visible Reason RUSH

should be floating/crashing!

Hmmmmm...

Art imitating life yet again?

[XemaSab]

27. Worthy of Thomas Nast!

Terrific job there!

[DistressedAmerican]

28. Evening Kick!

:party:

[kliljedahl]

29. Punt for DA

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[DistressedAmerican]

32. ...

[DistressedAmerican]

30. Have A Drink And Enjoy!

:toast:

[annabanana]

31. that is BEE YOU TIFF UL!!

I love it! Gorgeous George and his flying marauders at the Big Top!

You have outdone yourself!

[Fight_n_back]

33. I thought this was a post by Rod Stewart...

or PAris Hilton so but it'll do I guess.

[SeattleGirl]

34. Love it!

Great piece of work, and I will DEFINITELY be visiting the cafepress site to make a purchase or two...or three....

:toast:

[Octafish]

35. Outstanding work! A million thanks!

Searching for this...



I saw a flash of text that I remember said "Bush Crime Family Circus." Which is IT. And it got me this...

http://www.seedsofdoubt.com/distressedamerican/main.htm

You are a real fighter. It's an honor, Distressed American!

Do you do requests?

How about gangster images?



I know you see where I'm going with this.



"The Lucky Ones"

[DistressedAmerican]

36. I Have Been Known To Do A Request Or Two!

I'll add them to the archives!

I should revisit Capone soon! Maybe a Cheney Capone. Definitely liking a chain gang motif. Not sure yours is large enough. Lot of criminals running around out there!

Bout to be away for a couple of days. Let me get on it monday!

[grasswire]

37. thanks...it's so great!

This will be my new screen saver.

[Kool Kitty]

38. I love this!!!!!!

Absolutely fabulous!!!!!!

[cry baby]

39. This one is my fave.....so far!

You keep coming up with masterpieces, but this one is particularly fun. Thank you for your creativity.

[Straight Shooter]

40. You forgot man-dog Santorum!

:P

What a great assortment of characters. You've outdone yourself, DA.

:yourock:

[Richard Steele]

41. That's an INSULT to decent, hard-working Carnie-Folk everywhere! lol!

[DistressedAmerican]

42. I Apologize To All Carnies! I Have Seen Carnivale! I Do Not Want

to piss you guys off!!!

[Richard Steele]

43. I've not seen "Carnivale"...

But howzabout Tod Browning's 1932 classic, "Freaks"?

I mean, you haven't TRULY "pissed off the carnies"
until you have a man with no arms or legs
CHASING YOU WITH A SWITCHBLADE!

THAT'S when you know you pissed someone off!

[Swamp Rat]

44. Got yer speshul sunglasses?

The clowns turn into alien lizards. :D




... now back to numbers and parabolas. :(

[dxstone]

45. Hey, rat! Long time no see!

I was gettin' worried, was gonna pm ya...
Busy lately, I'm guessin'... hope the freepin' lizards aren't keepin' ya runnin' TOO hard...
Don't know if you've been to my site lately, but I put ya on my home page (small promo pic)... then realized about two weeks later that the image wasn't showin' up...
It's fixed now, though... looks really nice...
d

[Swamp Rat]

47. I'm taking a break

... but I just got sucked in again. :D

I'm in a difficult class this Summer and writing a thesis, so my time is very limited. I have to choose between politics and DU or music. I prefer the latter. If I weren't so tired, I'd be stripping the chrome of some drum lugs and hoops to prep them for painting. Plus, I found some cool percussion catalogs on the Internet that sell parts - I'm gonna build... no, INVENT a new drum for myself. :)

Btw, thanks for putting a thumbnail pic of Bushler Lizard on your homepage.

I'm thinking of doing a before and after montage of this pic. Do you know what program I can use to make one fade into the other, back and forth? (I use Mac OS Panther)

[dxstone]

49. Y'know, I love that effect...

But I have no idea how it's done... if you find out, let me know, ok? I'm all photoshop and imageready lately... I have flash, but I just can't seem to get into it lately... I learned the basics, then put it down too long... sigh... maybe in the next life...
That new zombie pic is killer, just the coolest; I've wanted to add it to my site (third page of your stuff that I mentioned in the past), but I'm waiting for you to give me a few more new ones to work with...
A drummer, huh? Cool... an intelligent drummer! :crazy: (I'm sure you've heard all the jokes...)
Good luck w/school, bro...
d

[Swamp Rat]

50. and other instruments

I have a couple of degrees in music performance and I'm working on a couple a science degrees. I played clarinet, trumpet, piano, and guitar a lot longer than percussion, but I am in love with beating on things, including freepers. :spank:

Here's a pic I made of Brett Schundler, after he plagiarised a Howard Dean photo to use for his campaign:

[dxstone]

51. Lovely!

I especially like that pretty pretty lady in the lower right...
A multiple musical threat, huh?
I play keys a bit, sing and write music; I'm self-taught, and not really a musician of any note... but I'm a good singer, and the writing flows like magic...
But I haven't been pursuing it much of late; too much stress unrelenting, too much work to do with the site... damn, I miss it...
I'm really proud of my music, and expect to be quite popular once I'm dead...
Anyway, I gotta go hit another board to say some thank yas, then the sack...
If you post some more new stuff, pm me to let me know, and I'll go 'round and gather 'em up from your posts...
Later, gator...
d

[Swamp Rat]

52. after while crockodile...

:D

[DistressedAmerican]

57. Glad To See That You Have Gotten Some REAL WORK Done Along

with that school crap!

See you in the limbo thread! Bookmark now!

[Swamp Rat]

58. heh... the UDU!

;)

Underground Democratic Underground! :D

[dxstone]

46. FAN-FREAKIN'-TASTIC, DA!

Your best yet, IMHO...
GREAT concept & execution!... keep 'em comin'!
d

[anarchy1999]

48. Wow! You've outdone yourself. Kudos!!!

n/t

Probably your best yet!

[Kingshakabobo]

53. Kick

[DistressedAmerican]

55. Thanks And Same!

[Coexist]

56. fantastic work!

you are an artist.

[DistressedAmerican]

59. Kicking from The Road

[flvegan]

60. As always, great work, DA!

Condi is my favorite. Really sums her up w/out even having to think about it.