What is Rush Limbaugh Trying to Hide in his Medical Records?

[RalphReedsWreckedEm]

Borrowing from one of my previous replies to an earlier poster, I wonder what Rush Limbaugh is trying to hide in his medical records? His attorney claims that there are "intimate" items in his medical file....

I am speculating that it may involve a sensitizing nipple cream prescription, a pharmaceutical-grade masturbation lubrication, a medically-prescribed penis pump (specially imported from Asia for men with exceptionally tiny dongs), possibly a custom-fitted medicated hemharroidal thong, some liposuction scar topical ointment, a semen production stimulant, Cialis, Viagra, Levitra, and Rogaine, some more Rogaine, and don't forget the Rogaine.

Any other possibilities for Rush's legal motion to quash prosecutor's ability to view his medical records?

Give it your best shot....

[Inland]

1. A medical diagnosis of fat, stupid, and thrice-divorced. nt

[Ysolde]

2. Why should his medical records

be more sacrosanct than those of women who've had abortions? He committed a crime, they did nothing wrong! What a f^@king, whining, hypocrit!

[jobycom]

9. Remember when he was all over Clinton for not releasing his medical record

s?

He claimed they probably showed evidence of cocaine use and STDs proving Clinton's drug use and promiscuity.

So I suspect Rush was basing his Clinton suspicions on his own records. Given his history as Jeff Christie, though, I suspect there is some evidence of his bisexuality.

I've always said Rush isn't a conservative. That's just the role he plays on the radio. He's too inconsistent to be a true believer. I've always imagined him trying to imitate Howard Stern, and being shocked that people took his extremism so seriously.

[rocktivity]

3. But seriously folks

Rush claims to have gotten started on oxycontin due to a failed back operation. Either there's information in his records suggest he's gay, or that his back trouble is a hoax.

:headbang:
rocknation

[jeff30997]

4. "for men with exceptionally tiny dongs"

Ding dong his weenie's dead !

[chaumont58]

5. One of the lefty bloggers speculated about a month ago

I think it was TBOGG, but it might have been someone else, that what Flush is hiding is 'erectile dysfuntion.' It ought to be easy for CNN. They can ask Daryn Cagle.

[trotsky]

6. My money's on...

services to remove small rodents from the rectum.

[justsomegirl]

7. Maybe it's the implant

Well, he did get that BushCo intra-cranial chip implant...

[anarch]

8. sub-moronic IQ n/t

[GumboYaYa]

10. Perhaps the only thing I have ever agreed with Rush on is that

he should absolutely be able to keep his medical records private.

Threre are all manner of things that one would not want the world to know in medical records, however the speculation over what those things are is quite humorous.

[Kingshakabobo]

15. If you want to keep your medical records private.....

If you want to keep your medical records private then don't involve your doctor(s)and pharmacies in your crimes. Fatso should have purchased ALL of his drugs on the streets like everyone else. A doctor's office isn't a haven of prosecution for conspiracy, fraud and, in this case, "doctor shopping".

[noamnety]

17. I disagree completely

The records are directly related to the case that's being prosecuted. They can certainly enter them into evidence without making them public for the whole world, just like when they prosecute for identity theft, they have to introduce private information like Social Security numbers and bank account numbers, but they don't publish your private information for the rest of the world to steal, as well.

The case isn't about a press release to the general public of his records; it's about the prosecuter having access to them so he can make his case.

[havocmom]

11. Probably not happy about his hearing loss being blamed on drug addiction

for starters. Beyond that, any conditions he has been treated for might well make his future social life a non-event, to say nothing of disgusting his macho-minded (and ever-dwindling) audience.

And I agree with a previous poster about his records. If women who have had miscarriages or abortions have to have their records turned over, even though all treatments were legal, why should he get to edit his records when he has been charged with breaking laws? I hope some sharp eyes in the ACLU are watching this closely and getting briefs ready.

[Hubert Flottz]

12. Medical record will show that Rash is in the late stage of Spuffit's

disease...

Spuffit's disease: When one's face looks so much like one's ass, that one don't know which way to turn!

[nytemare]

13. Anal warts

That is what a local radio host here guessed. I think that was his excuse for not going to 'Nam.

[ismnotwasm]

14. When I looked at the smoking gun list of his narcotic meds

I wasn't the oxycontin so much as the vicodin he was taking that struck me. Liver is probably shot. Hmm, encepholopathy would explain his very strange rantings...

[Kingshakabobo]

16. Removal of a "Bullseye" tattooed on his ass.

from his "Jeff Christie" days and hanging out in seedy public parks.

[greenbriar]

18. SOME SAY HE IS GAY

and that he wears tampons to keep from dripping






NOTE>>> this is a joke and not an insult to any same sex-partners

[Midlodemocrat]

19. This is a troll who has been banned.

Locking.