A call to action for all new "readers" out there....

[kentuck]

If you are reading DU, you are most likely a concerned citizen. You care about our country and you care about what happens to your fellow citizens. Do not sit on the sidelines any longer. We need to get as many people as possible to join the "underground" movement. You can make a difference.

If you are reading this, check in and let us know that you stand with us. We will take our country back. Come and join us.

[Redstone]

1. And while we're taking our country back, you'll have lots of

great arguments, make a bunch of new friends, drink large amounts of virtual beer together (and some real beer if you come to one of the many DU gatherings), and have some fun in general.

This really is a good place. Come on in.

Redstone

[uppityperson]

2. Welcome to DU.

Although you may not agree all the time with all of us, this is a good place to be involved with. Together we can, and do, make a difference. Welcome.

[Redstone]

4. I just noticed your sig line for the first time (sorry for not

paying attention), and I have to tell you this: It's hilarious.

Redstone

[uppityperson]

5. Thank you.

I found the haiku somewhere, and recently added the moonbat after something on the site where no one shows for protests. Thank you.

[Bouncy Ball]

3. Kick