Anatomy Of A Freeper Mobile (In The Heart Of A Blue State No Less)!

[DistressedAmerican]

I was in a parking lot near my house and saw this monstrosity sitting there like some fundie/Freep circus was in town and needed some supplies. Immediately thought, "Ah Shit! I wish I had my camera." Then I realized I indeed DID have it.

Usually this sort of thing pisses me off but this was such a commitment to the project I had to admire the effort a bit while detesting the message!

These folks have anti-choice, anti-evolution, pro-gun and of course Pro-Bush messages coming out their wazoo! Didn't see any anti-gay messages. Falling down on their job?



A Couple of detail images of my favorite parts (of course the Big ass ribbon W needs no enlargement to be quite clear!

[SouthernDem2004]

1. The fish is kind of funny. /nt

[DistressedAmerican]

12. I Agree. Actually Made Me Laugh. Just Wait Til I Add Another

larger Darwin fish with big ass teeth eating both! Evolution baby!

[really annoyed]

26. "A humorous response to the Darwin-eating Xtian fish"

I prefer this one....




Or if you're bold!

[kliljedahl]

40. Beat me to it

I've got this one:

& this:

& this:



Keith’s Barbeque Central

[xray s]

2. You need to keep some enlistment forms handy

Just for those occasions like this.

[Lex]

42. Exactly!

I would've put a couple under the windshield and scribbled a note to them about going to fight their beloved W's war.

[deadparrot]

3. Ha ha.

They're Sox fans. :)

[RPM]

4. Forget the other stickers...

A Red Sox fan with a NY plate - what a weirdo!!!!!

[Craig3410]

16. Yeah, how the hell's that possible?

I'm surprised he's alive still.

[RPM]

19. I guess hes not in the bronx - Where does this asshat live anyway???

Seriously....

[Lex]

45. Doesn't that say "ReB Sox" -- with a "B"? WTF?

[TerdlowSmedley]

5. The lack of anti-gay bumper sticker leads me to one

conclusion: It is a Log Cabin Republican.

[BayouBengal07]

6. I like the dichotomy

"Choose life" next to "Criminals prefer unarmed victims".

[DistressedAmerican]

11. Fucking Classic! Morans!

[hfojvt]

7. what is "PK - will you stand in the gap?"

I see they wasted some space with a Red Sox sticker and also the thing about getting old.

[MountainLaurel]

14. Promise Keepers n/t

[Lex]

43. Promise Keepers are like Amway, but just for freeper men.

They stand around and pat each other on the back for being "good men" and "good fathers."

Why do freepers always have to have some kind of group yank-off about how wonderful they are? It's pathological.

[MountainLaurel]

49. And then they head to the titty bar

For a lap dance or two -- at least that's what happened when the PKs came to DC several years ago. That night after the big rally, they were cruising the strip joints still wearing their gimme caps and "Real Men Love Jesus" t-shirts.

[DistressedAmerican]

50. There's A Missed Photo-Op!

[Kindigger]

8. Geez

If the cops were doing their job, they'd at least be pulled over for obstructing the view out of the rear window.

On another note: I've been "procuring" yellow ribbons lately. I use a waterproof black marker to write "IMPEACH BUSH*" on the two places with no lettering. I either put them on my car, or slap them on someone else's.



:P

[DistressedAmerican]

9. I Was Kind And Took Off The License Plate Number.

Wonder if they'd do the same for me.

For comparison, My car:



I should have parked right beside and got that shot. No time though.

Let bumper wars begin! About to add a count of US war dead in a rear window.

[ima_sinnic]

10. post-DSM, you'd think they'd be embarassed to have been so

gullible, to be so admiring of a liar, traitor and dumbass.
Probably too dumb and clueless to be embarassed.

[Bouncy Ball]

23. Even in Texas, bush voters are smart enough not to do up their

vehicles like that!

:rofl:

[maveric]

13. Here's another Blue State Hatemobile.

La Mesa CA (San Diego)

[DistressedAmerican]

17. Yowzaa! That Is A Real Eye Sore!

And I though the circus was here! Samved it for my archived. You never know. Make make a nice companion piece for this one:

[Bouncy Ball]

25. "No Sake Sex?"

Darn. I was just wondering what Sake Sex was. Sounds fun.

:rofl:

[Lex]

46. First you go to a suishi restaurant and order a bunch of sake . . .

then you drink it . . . then "sake sex" comes next.

[Straight Shooter]

15. Despite the sentiments expressed by the car owner, it's kind of positive.

At least I don't see any "Liberals are terrorists" kind of bumper stickers.

What is "I L F"?

[DistressedAmerican]

18. Or "God Hates Fags!"

:grr: Those folks really sicken me. Just as much as a neo-nazi skinhead.:spank:

[AntiCoup2K4]

28. What is "I L F"?

"I Love Fascism"??

[DistressedAmerican]

29. I'm Living Frist! I Love Fundamentalism! Not Sure...

[TahitiNut]

20. A religionist (fundie)

Pulse 96.7 is "Christian Radio" WPTR/Albany, NY -- "96.7 FM, The Life, Today's Christian Radio"

[DistressedAmerican]

24. W-PETER?

[CatholicEdHead]

27. WDCD AM Radio is the AM band (top left sticker)

of that 96.7 FM "Christian" radio.

http://www.bizjournals.com/albany/stories/1999/12/27/story8.html

[cynatnite]

hmm...think I'll start carrying my camera just in case

I suffer sometimes here in freeperland :banghead:

[Bozita]

21. I'm pissed at Ford Motor for selling a Taurus to one of those people

Makes me want to buy a Honda or Toyota.

Too bad they're built in red states.

[Bouncy Ball]

22. BWA!

He or she could take off some of those radio station and other miscellaneous stickers to clean it up a bit, if they wanted to keep the political ones.

The back of that car just looks trashy, sorry. I thought mine looked a bit cluttered, but with "only" four, I've got nothing on this.

And in New York! I bet he gets some seriously interesting looks.

I've decided to start carrying around my digital camera in my purse. You never know.

Thanks for posting that, what a laugh. It'd be interesting to tell that guy that you never see shit like that even here in Texas. No, seriously, you don't. Maybe just a W sticker or something. Maybe a ribbon magnet. Not much more than that.

[kliljedahl]

41. Yeah for me, it's usually ratty, rusted out old vans.

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[DistressedAmerican]

30. Kick!

[Swamp Rat]

31. It's comical. No need to change a thing... is there room for more bumper

stickers on the side, like a photo of Betty Bowers? It would be great to drive it down Burgundy St. with Drag Queens dressed as Stepford wives, during the Day of Decadence.

:D

[DistressedAmerican]

32. I Actually Realized I forgot To Take A Look At The Sides.

Station wagon's have a lot of window.

How's limbo been treating you?

[Swamp Rat]

33. UDU?

I've been in there all night, waitin' for the elitest bastards to show up. :D

[DistressedAmerican]

34. Some Of Us Elitist Bastards Need At Least A Few Hours Sleep

Vampire Freak!

Check your PM's and Welcome to Seedsofdoubt.com! Apparently you get top billing these days. Better watch your back!

[Swamp Rat]

35. Like the Rush tune says, I've got three eyes...

one in the back of my head. Thanks for the elevation to front page status. Considering how fucked up and subversive that satirical website is, I feel highly honored.

Time for this vampire to get in his coffin. Long live the UDU!

[DistressedAmerican]

36. Sleep UDUer Sleep!

:boring::boring::boring::boring::boring::boring::boring::boring::boring::boring::boring::boring::boring::boring::boring::boring::boring::boring::boring::boring::boring::boring::boring::boring::boring::boring:

[DistressedAmerican]

37. Freep Kick!

[MsTryska]

38. If only they knew the truth about nipples.

*sigh*

[Renew Deal]

39. Uh oh, you better not tell her that Assemblyman Tedisco did this.

http://www.ppaction.org/ppnys/notice-description.tcl?newsletter_id=3684053

Don't want to do Planned Parenthood any favors.

[goodboy]

44. I keep a big sharpie and some white shoe polish in my car...with these

you can write the current number of soldiers Bush has sent to their death all over the car. The white shoe polish comes off with water.

The sharpie (for writing on the bumper stickers) does not.

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[nadinbrzezinski]

47. next time quietly leave enlistment papers on the car

[DistressedAmerican]

48. Really is time to print up a few sets for the car!