Local Radio Wingnut Keeps Harping on CLENUS

[UTUSN]

He repeats every new Matt PUDGE nugget about CLINTON's having an affair, stuff from the KLEIN book, always repeating, "And KLEIN is NOT a rightwing nutjob. He was an editor for Newsweek."

I'm about to send him an e-mail, something to the effect, "Why are you wingnut males so hung up on CLINTON's penis?"

Any choice put-downs to include? Like, "You wingnuts are SO repressed, prissy, LATENT..." What else.

[Bluzmann57]

1. "At least me and Clinton are getting a little"

Well, maybe that isn't such a good one to use, but it's fitting. They never shut up about Clinton's love life. So they must be jealous.

[KharmaTrain]

2. "Truth Squad" The Guy...

Why not pick up the phone and say hello. Or let us know what show and station this is...I'm sure there's others here who'd like to catch a bit of this action as well.

Most these goons never hear from our side. I think it's time they did. And it's a lot of fun getting on and giving some uninformed monkey a good dose of reality.

[UTUSN]

4. This One Hears Plenty from Me, Answers My e-mails.

I actually got on the air when he was interviewing Bernard GOLDBERG by phone, and other times. The local yokel actually sometimes gives me a heads-up to call in.

[KharmaTrain]

7. What Show, Which Station?

I'd like to catch his act...or PM me if you don't want to give the azzhat any promotion on here.

It's not as common anymore, but some of these guys really don't believe the crap they say and love when someone like us calls in...they've got their resume tapes rolling...who knows you could be his meal ticket to that big gig in Sacramento. LOL

Cheers

[UTUSN]

11. Yeah, Bro, I Want to Keep Undisclosed Location

I'll keep you posted. Back at choo. Thanks.

[KharmaTrain]

13. Do So...

I have some fun ways of tracking these things...just like to catch the fun sometime.

Cheers...

[TahitiNut]

3. These people need a "Clinton's Penis" pillow to cuddle up with at night.

It's tragic they're in marriages and relationships that're so "uncooperative" -- perhaps they need to shower more. Or better.

On second thought ... maybe they're a market for an adult pacifier of suitable design. :evilgrin:

[noonwitch]

5. I think the clenus obsessed are like the neighbor in "American Beauty"

They just want to give Bill hummers themselves.

[TahitiNut]

8. Col. Frank Fitts ... indeed.

Poster boy for the right-wing penis-obsessed.

[tanyev]

6. Clenis is all-powerful!

He left the White House FIVE YEARS ago, yet the RW can't stop talking about him.

[UTUSN]

9. Haha - I Want to Get These to Him While He's Still on the Air

I included all of the above, including the pacifier graphic. Will post if he replies.

[NewJeffCT]

10. Media Matters has some great rebuttals of anti-Hillary stuff

I would check them out - they're a great source for debunking RW hooey...

[Mizmoon]

12. The RW is fascinated with Clinton's penis

They discuss it. They tell tales about it. They write entire books about it. They have talk shows which feature discussion about it.

I hear they've made up folk songs ...

[zbdent]

14. Because the RW has studied what sells in the US

SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX!

I mean, really, what bitch cares about what beer you drink? If you are an ugly ass beer-gut guy drinking the highest-price ale available, you aren't going to have the Swedish bikini team parachute in.

Now, if you flashed around your eight-figure (not counting decimals) bankbook, some halfway decent broad might hold her nose and put a bag over your head . . .

It was the only way that the RW could hold the attention of the US population and whip them into a frenzy to say "Yes, let's impeach the bastard!". Once the senators started droning on, the population lost interest . . . and realized what a farce it was.

[UTUSN]

15. Ha! His Spam Filter Blocked the E-mail

I re-sent withOUT the graphic of the penis-pacifier. Typical wingnut. Even his spam thingy is priggish. But the word "penis" is mentioned once in the missive, in defining "CLENUS". I'll delete that next if it bounces back.

[UTUSN]

16. Here's What I Sent Him (w/o the Pacifier Graphic)

(Plus I just sent him the Crooks 'n' Liars link about Matt PUDGE photoshopping pics of CLINTON kissing.)

I posted on the discussion board that my local radio wingnut DAILY reads off the latest DRUDGE junk about CLINTON's penis, which we have renamed "CLENUS" - as in, ALL OF THE WORLD'S WOES ARE CLENUS's FAULT.

It doesn't matter to you wingnuts that Shrub's KNOWN reasons for going to war were: 1) His raging need to get out from Poppy's shadow, and 2) His rage at having a Poppy labelled "WIMP". And that for these two piss-poor reasons, over 100,000 have died so far.

But the question is: Why are wingnut White MALES so obsessed with CLENUS, which killed nary a soul? Why are y'all SO repressed, hung-up, but most of all, so FASCINATED with the lives of OTHERS.

Some suggestions from the board so far: Tell him::

1) At least CLINTON is getting some (and you're not).
2) You need a pacifier in the shape of CLENUS. (See graphic, below)
3) Wingnuts like this are in marriages that are "uncooperative".
4) Perhaps you need to shower more - or better.
5) CLENUS is all-powerful. He left office 5 yrs ago and the wingnuts can't get enough.
6) CLENUS-obsessed wingnuts are like the Marine neighbor in "American Beauty" - they want to give Bill a hummer themselves.

Had enough? 2nd try: The first one was blocked by your spam firewall. Perhaps because of the graphic. It was a pacifier in the shape of CLENUS.

[nonconformist]

17. Ask him if the Downing Street Memo had an

imprint of Clinton's cock on it, would that make them cover relevant news that's lead to the death of American solders and the biggest deficit in our history.

Or you could ask him if it's his gay tendencies or his desire to cover up real, relevant news that makes him so obsessed with Clinton's cock. Better latent than never!

[eleny]

18. How undignified to be clinging to Clinton's penis

[UTUSN]

19. And His Answer Is:

He replied only to the one about Matt PUDGE photoshopping the mouth-kiss on CLINTON. He NEVER replies to comments about 100,000 dead or anything like that. I'm going to respond to this below by saying, "Who decided that you and your pals have to have the mission in life of monitoring what may or may not be CLINTON's sex life? As for 'rape' why don't you investigate the rape of a starlet by RAYGUN, or the abortion(s) paid for by Shrub, or the myriad of crimes of the whole BUSH family?"


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You know, I don’t think the lighter photo is a real big improvement over the one Drudge ran. My only point in going over that story on air is that here comes another attack book BUT this one should have greater weight with the public and journalists because the author is no rightwing Clinton hater but a former NYTimes mag editor. I thought, when I first heard the rape story that another nutcase was after Clinton, again. I took notice when I saw the author is a media establishment type.

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