OK Folks! This NEEDS A Caption Thread! DU Theologians And Scholars...

[DistressedAmerican]

Just found it. I think it is real deal . It does not look photoshopped to me (until I get through with it).

Unfreaking believable!:puke:

Looks like Jesus may "Crush His Head"!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

1. "Sweet ME, I wish he'd shut up!"

[HeeBGBz]

15. Sweet Me

Hahahahahahaha

[tk2kewl]

2. maybe an axe or sword in Christ's right hand, and bush's head in his left

might be appropriate.

[Kraklen]

3. A little to the left, a little to the left, the other left, hold still...

GOTCHA!

[Horse with no Name]

4. "You are either with me...or against me" n/t

[Scurrilous]

5. White Christian?

Who me?

[Deep13]

"A little closer and I can swat him."

[Karenina]

47. Let me see...

[tk2kewl]

6. on the one hand I could condemn him to eternal damnation as

a war criminal, and on the other ...

[MuseRider]

7. Looks like

Jesus is about ready to clap Bush's** head like you would an annoying little gnat.

[11 Bravo]

8. Nothing this man has ever done ...

can truly be said to have been done in my name.

[Deep13]

9. Bush describes the miracle of the invisible accordian.

[tk2kewl]

20. LOL

[tenshi816]

38. I laughed so much when I read that earlier today that I

blew Diet Coke out of my nose and had tears running down my cheeks. My 13-year old son just read it and burst out laughing too, and then I started up again.

God, it's so good to find something so funny that it makes me nearly double over with laughter (not enough of that going around for a while). Thank you for brightening my day!

Invisible accordian... <snort>

[HeeBGBz]

10. And Jesus said, "THIS is a Pharisee"

"And the evil spawn of Satan does NOT speak for me. You get that straight right now!"

[grumpy old fart]

11. "If Thou will not Smite this chimp, shall I?"

[HeeBGBz]

18. Love it

Smite the chimp! *snork*

[aden_nak]

12. Jesus estimates the approximate size of George W. Bush's lies.

[tanyev]

13. One dope slap, coming up.

[Karenina]

48. Roger!

[MsConduct]

14. How about Jesus' right hand covering the dub's lying mouth and

his left hand flashing the peace sign?

[sakabatou]

16. "Clap on... clap off..."

"Man, if only could use this sand..."

[oasis]

17. "Laura and I are happy to accept this portrait of Billy Ray Cyrus".

[jimshoes]

19. We had some fun with this a few years ago...

I'll see if I can find the gif. :evilgrin:

Found it.

[DistressedAmerican]

28. Funny! I Was Just Doing The Same. I'll Post It When It Is Ready

[DistressedAmerican]

31. See Post #31 Below. Please Don't Sue Me. Independent Invention I Promise

Your's is pretty damn sweet!

[BringEmOn]

21. Jesus: "And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many."

Matthew 24:11

[unsavedtrash]

22. Even Jesus wants to slap the taste out of W's mouth.

[Felix Mala]

23. Who's the European guy in the painting? Is he in a band?

[DinahMoeHum]

24. "Do you really think I would vote Republican, for this hypocrite?"

:evilgrin:


http://www.cafepress.com/turn_left.22152632

[BringEmOn]

25. Jesus: "...And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you:...

...depart from me, ye that work iniquity."

Matthew 7:15-23

Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?

Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.

A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither (can) a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.

Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.

Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.

Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?

And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

[elehhhhna]

26. Jesus:" Did he just say "Bring it On'?"

[Village Idiot]

27. "If you don't shut up, I'll give you such a zetz..."

[dogday]

29. Give * A New Meaning For the Words "Laying Hands"

Jesus looks like he is about to knock him upside his head. You know like your Dad used to do when you did something stupid....

[DistressedAmerican]

30. Like This! Was Just Finishing Up!

[dogday]

32. HA HA HA HA I Love It, Exactly

:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:

[EFerrari]

33. That's funny.

Another version: Bush opens his mouth, Jesus slaps his own forehead, "Oy!"

:)

[jimshoes]

41. Very nice,

I like yours better. I'd like to see one where Jesus squeezes chimpy's head like a grape.

[DistressedAmerican]

43. Hard to get the motion right! Stop Using My Name Dammit! Slap!

Thought about a two handed version where it squashes his head flat but decided it would be far too labor intensive. Would be a damn funny effect though!

[dogday]

34. Picture is great-Nominated

[DistressedAmerican]

35. Take That Bitch! Stop Using My Fucking Name!

SLAP!

Thanks for the nod!

[TimeChaser]

36. Gotta love the white Aryan Jesus

Seriously, Jesus was Middle-Eastern. He'd be getting dirty looks from people who think he might be a terrorist and getting strip searched at airports.

[DistressedAmerican]

37. White, Aryan, Republican Thank You!

[XemaSab]

39. Looks like Jesus

is prepping for the double bitch-slap there.

[ComerPerro]

42. That was my thought

Looks like Jesus just backhanded *.

[DistressedAmerican]

44. I Posted This Up Thread But In Case You Missed It...

The Big Guy Big Smackdown!

[ComerPerro]

45. Cool. LOL

[dogday]

40. kick

:]

[NMMNG]

46. "I'll knock his head off if he invokes my name to support his evil again"