Jesus Finally Slaps The Shit Out Of Bush For Using His Name!

[DistressedAmerican]

Posted this in another thread yesterday. But here it is in the traditional large and small sizes for your use and enjoyment.

LONG OVERDUE!

[Bluebear]

The best yet!!! n/t

[getmeouttahere]

11. Honestly, can anyone name one thing....

that BushCo does that would be in keeping with the teachings of Jesus Christ? Please, I'm willing to listen to anyone that can come up with something.

[DistressedAmerican]

21. I Have Been Thinking And I Can't Think Of One!

[jbnow]

23. The essence of his word or the words themselves?

Because a few quotes came to mind. I even looked up the quotes. For instance
Do you think that I came to grant peace on earth? I tell you, no, but rather division. Luke 12:51
You have to admit he is a divider.

And his tax and economic policies...just wants to be sure these stay true:
For to him who has shall more be given, and from him who has not, even what he thinks that he was will be taken away. Luke 8:18

The poor you always have with you John 12:8

And unfortunately, not being a big reader or listener he just heard the first part of this quote:
Suffer the little children Mark 10:1
His policies have helped make children suffer in many lands.

But if I were answering more seriously your point is what drives me nuts that anyone can see him as godly, unless they are talking about the old testament god. Have right wing "christians" ever read Jesus' words?

If nothing else they should ponder Matthew 23 where he utterly describes bush like people. Jesus was pretty accepting of sinners and so on and never mentions gays at all, seams patient and loving except when he talks about bushites. I mean Pharisees.
He calls them hypocrites and blind fools, serpents and vipers and suggests difficulty for them escaping damnation for little things like
binding heavy burdens "grievous to be borne" laying them on men's shoulders; unwilling to move one of their fingers.
For doing things to appear good and exalt themselves, looking clean outside and being vile inside. For devouring widows' houses, and making pretense with prayer. For scourging, persecuting and killing the wise men he sends. Things like that.

You know if Jesus got so angry and impatient with them..."Christians" and all of good spirit and will of any or no religious persuasion would do well to ask "What would Jesus do?"

Jesus, man or myth, was way too cool to be used by this bunch. Those vipers.

Rant over. I am in no way religious but it drives me nuts.

[AuntiBush]

28. I Keep Saying if Anyone Was A Candidate for the Anti-Christ...

Well, there ya go.

[DistressedAmerican]

30. Who, This Guy?

[liberal N proud]

1. ROFL

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[mark414]

2. ...

:rofl:

awesome

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. ROFLPIMP!

OK..this is getting nominated! :thumbsup:

[dogday]

4. I am so glad to see Jesus taking Bush to Task

Now let's get one for Cheney, Frist and Senslessbrenner....

[Misunderestimator]

5. LMAO!!

:thumbsup:

:rofl:

[DistressedAmerican]

6. Wow! I Was Wondering If I Should Repost It! Glad I Did!

Thanks folks!:toast:

[dxstone]

8. You do some really great work, DA... n/t

[DistressedAmerican]

10. Hey Swamprat Just PMed Me About You!

He says you are one of us! We should hook up!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

7. BAHAHAHAHA

Thanks DA!

:yourock:

[Merope215]

9. That's hysterical!

Thanks for the laugh!

:rofl:

[Celeborn Skywalker]

12. Hilarious!

:rofl:

[JRob]

13. funny

[PATRICK]

14. The backhand

is a bit weak. Where is that rope of knotted cords?

[thedailyshow]

15. is it possible to make a 100 by 100 icon of that?

A 100 by 100 icon of that under 40K? It's pretty ficking hilarious!

[DistressedAmerican]

19. Sure, Here's 100 x 138 At 22k. I Can Push It Down To Get Both Dimensions

under 100 if you want but, it was pretty hard to read the speech bubbles. Let me know if you want that too.



Use it in good health!

[DistressedAmerican]

20. Cropped It Some To Bring It Down While Keeping A Larger Image.

100 x 88 18k.

Should fit the bill.

[earth mom]

16. LMAO-LOVE IT! eom

[Burried News]

17. Good Gaawwwd

I just relized anawwfull sauce a confusion - Jesus and Bush both have US in their name.

[DistressedAmerican]

26. Funny! Might I Wish You A Slightly Belated Welcome To DU!

Dig your user name!

[Burried News]

41. Thank you. It's fun posting here. The graphics on this site are

just great.

[Swamp Rat]

42. Welcome to DU!

[Burried News]

43. Appreciate it, you remind me that what's in the backround ain't no

joke

[in_cog_ni_to]

18. LOL!

:rofl::rofl::rofl: Funny! :hi:

[DistressedAmerican]

22. Kick!

[DistressedAmerican]

24. ...

[Blue_In_AK]

25. YAY, DA!! N/T

[AuntiBush]

27. Wait till he Meets The Pearly Gate Guy... He Aint' Seen Nothing, Yet!

"Thou shall not use the lord's name in vain..."
"Thou shall not kill..."
"Thou shall not covet they neighbors belongings..."
"Thou shall not lie..."

And the list goes on. And what about those 7 deadly sins.

Oh yeah. If anyone was heading down-under, this is the man.

[DistressedAmerican]

29. These Haven't Been Ratified But, I Hope They Also Apply!

[Window]

31. Love it!

This is a real gem! Thanks for sharing.

Peace

[dxstone]

32. Kickin' it again!

Love your 15 Commandments, man...
(Crash!)
...that is, your 10 Commandments...

[Hobarticus]

33. Compare the size of Jesus' hands...I mean, damn!

If one were painting the Son of God,at least try to get his body parts proportional to one another. His right hand looks like Andre the Giant's.

[LittleClarkie]

34. One suggestion

Can we get some velocity on that backhand? We need a nice, quick biff to the head, if you know what I mean.

[DistressedAmerican]

37. I Do Know What You Mean. Sadly, This Is A Fast As It Will Run

short of removing some cells and making the movement a lot more jerky. Maybe I'll play with it and see if I can come up with something.

[BlueIris]

35. Please, please, please link me to the page where you found that.

Please, please, please?

[DistressedAmerican]

36. Didn't Find It. Made It. My Website Has Hundreds More Images

and tons of video, articles and other features.

Here's a link:
http://www.seedsofdoubt.com/distressedamerican/main.htm

[slor]

38. Figure a way to animate that on a shirt...

and keep if comfy, no bulges or such, and I will buy 1 million of them!

[DistressedAmerican]

39. I'll Get Back To You In Twenty Years. Just Saw A Cool Show

about future TV tech. They are currently developning two technologies that would be useful in this application.

1) ultra thin (under 1mm) and completely felexibe displays

and

2) Organic Liquid Crystal somethink like that) which comes as a paint on liquid. Basically you will be able to paint on a screen anywhere you can paint. They were suggesting that in addition to serving as TV and digital wall pics, you could actually paint a room with it and decide on any color you wanted!

Pretty cool stuff!

[slor]

40. Then let me add...

I'll buy 1 million, for $1.00 apiece. Hey, it will take time to get over the * economy.