How Would Karl Rove Spin Condi Rice Aborting Dubya's Baby in France?

[David Zephyr]

Can anyone here possibly out-rove, Rove? I wonder.

You gotta give Rove credit. He can make some people believe just about anything. He can even make people not see what they have actually seen.

Rove has amazingly managed to spin a horrific war sold on lies as a "historic moment for democracy", to spin a lousy job market and the wholesale loss of the American manufacturing base as an "economic miracle".

Rove transformed a draft-dodger and deserter into a soldier's soldier. Rove wave his wand and presto, a cocaine-snorting boozer and playboy, who still never goes to church, is now hailed as a "great man of faith".

But how, tell me, will Karl Rove spin the revelation that Condi Rice has secretly had an abortion of her and George W's love child in a French clinic?

Can Karl do it? How will he do it? How will Fox cover it? Will Senator Durbin have to apologize for questioning it? Will CBS fire Dan Rather from 60 Minutes for reporting it?

[chelsea0011]

1. The freedom fetus was stillborn. an act of god.

[Career Prole]

2. Would you have a Super Citizen like that

born a citizen of France?!

[jobycom]

3. Pre-emptive suicide?

[KurtNYC]

4. This is not true and it is old news

These events are in the past.
They have been looked into.
We will not be side-tracked from the task at hand.
This is a partisan attack on a good man.

(How am I doing so far? I'm scaring myself)

Left-wing conspiracy theorists stoop to these kinds of things.
It's Clinton's fault.
Clinton was worse.

(and of course...)

Look! Over there! A missing (pick one: blond girl / boy scout / bride)!

:barf:

[jeff30997]

6. Hehehe.You're good.

[Kurovski]

5. They did a good job keeping that other abortion

beneath the radar.

http://www.isometry.com/bush490477.html

However, I do find reports that Bush is Condi's baby daddy incredible, given his relationship with Jeff Gannon.

Then again, Caligula was something of a Satyr as well.

[jaysunb]

7. David, David, David......

Why would she abort the spawn of satan ? She would replace the Virgin Mary in the vision of evil finally winning out over good,
like in that movie with Mickey Rourek and Lisa Bonet.

ha ha ha !

Come to the together this Sunday, and I'll buy you a beer, sounds like you need one :toast:

[Oversea Visitor]

8. hey I like this

What you get when you cross breed a
Bunny teeth Lice with a very very smelly chimp

[lonestarnot]

9. It was not a "white" christian baby.

[The Magistrate]

10. Locking

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