Song I wrote for the Asshat who co-sponsored the Flag Burning Amendment

[norml]

He came from Louisiana with a theology degree on his knee. To take Nebraska for the Christian Right,his name is Fortenberry. Fortenberry,why won't you reimburse me? My name is Lincoln Nebraska,and I'm asking on my knee. Oh the fundraiser it raised so much the coffers they ran dry. The city had to pay for it,it made the Mayor cry. Fortenberry,why won't you reimburse me? Don't tell me to go Cheney myself,I'm asking pretty please. He ran to defund Planned Parenthood,he never got it done. He's a rubber stamp for the Christian Right,don't send him to Washington. Fortenberry,why won't you reimburse me? Go back to Louisiana with your theology degree on your knee.

I wrote this and sang it on the local AM talk radio while he was running. Unfortunately the Asshat won.

[norml]

1. "More posturing than you'd see from a yoga teacher on a busy day."

What I said about him on KLIN this morning.