blogger attempts to put enlistment ad in young gop event program

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2005_06_19_patriotboy_archive.html#111933630881545776

[cynatnite]

1. Incredible!

I really admire those guys!

Check it out one and all! You won't be disappointed!

[dissent1977]

2. That is great! Recommended!

"Operation Yellow Elephant: Because Ranting is Safer than Enlisting"

"Why are you here when your country needs you in Iraq? Talk is cheap, America needs more from you".

LOL:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[cynatnite]

4. Check the stuff about that gutless creep Cunningham

He's the one who invoked 9/11 to get that stupid amendment on flag desecration passed. It's hilarious :rofl:

[dissent1977]

7. You think that's funny

Read this:

Roger Ailes
Fox News Channel

Dear Mr. Ailes,

I hope the OSHA investigation into your gassing of Fox employees with the neurotoxin, diazinon, isn't worrying you. I don't think it'll result in more than a slap on the wrist. You've been unquestioningly loyal to Our Leader, and that's a quality he prizes in his servants more than anything else. One only needs to consider Alberto Gonzales' appointment as Attorney General to see the truth in this. The man went from being consigliere to America's Chekists to becoming the top law enforcement official in the land simply on the basis of loyalty.

That said, all the outrage against Saddam for gassing his own people must certainly cause you some discomfort. You should remember that we didn't care about it until very recently. Heck, shortly after learning about the incident, the Gipper rewarded Saddam with a shipment of TOW missiles and a friendly visit from Donald Rumsfeld. If Saddam can gas thousand of Kurds to death and still get a hug from Sec. Rumsfeld, I'm sure you'll get away with poisoning a few employees.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

[cynatnite]

9. The heterosexually yours is effing brilliant!

Hell, these guys are brilliant. True patriots. :patriot:

[acmejack]

12. Maybe gutless is a poor choice (not that I disagree completely)

Last American "Ace" and founder of the Navy's "Top Gun" school.

[G_j]

8. "Operation Yellow Elephant: Because Ranting is Safer than Enlisting"

LOL!!!!

[Hissyspit]

3. Hee. Should have another graphic: Hawk head on a yellow chicken's body.

[FreedomAngel82]

5. That ad is great

How hilarious and pathetic they didn't put it in. Support the troops eh? You support war so why not place an ad?!

[dissent1977]

6. That has to be the funniest blog I have ever seen

Go through and read some of the other posts, there are so many that are absolutely hillarious. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[G_j]

10. A Resolution for the 56th College Republican Biennial Convention.

this is great!
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A Resolution for the 56th College Republican Biennial Convention.

WHEREAS, the College Republican membership has always fully supported the war in Iraq;

WHEREAS, we have encouraged the notion that the degree of one's patriotism is directly proportional to their support for the war;

WHEREAS, by word, by deed and by the financial support of Ann Coulter, David Horowitz, and Michelle Malkin, we have decreed that dissent against the war is the equivalent of treason;

WHEREAS, the military continually falls far short of meeting its recruitment needs resulting in a manpower crisis;

NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED THAT:

-The College Republican National Committee shall officially disband until the conclusion of the war;

-The College Republican membership shall immediately volunteer for military service as infantrymen.

-All College Republican National Committee monies raised from taking advantage of elderly women shall be placed into a fund for the purpose of supporting Ann Coulter, David Horowitz, and Michelle Malkin until they receive additional Scaife funding, sell a house to Duke Cunningham's lobbyist, or obtain a presidential grant to edit global warming reports.

[Gabi Hayes]

18. how to get a bigger, better image? I'd like to print it up

I copied to word/powerpoint/front page, couldn't get a decent blowup

thx

[dissent1977]

11. I must kick this

[G_j]

13. kick

[CrispyQ]

14. Bake Sales for Body Armour

If it weren't so sad it would be funny.

[FreeCajun]

15. Needs to look more realistic...

without all the sarcasm, it would REALLY scare the shit out of those punks.

I'm serious about this... "Obviously, the democrats won't volunteer, but you guys are 'All American'! What do you mean, other plans? I thought you supported our troops. You should be helping them as much as you can! "

Get some undercover video, blur out the faces, and post it ALL OVER THE PLACE, under a different name. It could be HILARIOUS!

[Gabi Hayes]

16. the ad, below....why not put it in your header?

loved their response

[dissent1977]

17. kick