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(To the tune of "88 Lines About 44 Women" by The Nails)
Bush the Second is in free-fall, Approved by 42 percent. Karl Rove, he holds his strings, But we don't know where his figure went. Bill Frist gave a faulty Diagnosis on the Senate floor. So Jeb Bush started stalking Michael Schiavo, what a right-wing whore.
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Duncan Hunter says that Gitmo is the happiest place on Earth. Fred Phelps says that US Soldiers are a threat to home and hearth. Bret Schudler photoshopped himself Into the Howard Dean fan base. Donald Rumsfeld dropped the ball, But he's kept around so Bush saves face.
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Cary Cramer fought Al Gore, Turns out he molested Daisy. Norman Coleman channelled McCarthy, But was told "Oi, lad, you're crazy." Glen Beck wants to kill Mike Moore (Homeland Security didn't show), John Thune promise no base closure, Seems he's gone from "suck" to "blow."
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Ted Stevens wants a better bus stop, Spent a million and a half. Tom Delay is right with God, All the blame goes to his staff. Reverend Chandler threw out all the Democrats from his "holy" place. Donny Sherwood choked his lover Then rubbed "family values" in her face.
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Laura thought she'd make a funny, Talk of jacking off a horse. Kenneth Tomlinson hunts for bias. Where? On PBS, of course. Wolfy Blitzer doesn't think Catholics can be Democrats. Hannity rigged Schiavo's nurses, Made ratings for the Fox News rats.
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Dennis Hastert blames three-bucks-a-gallon On the Big Dawg, naturally. Michelle Bachmann hates gay marriage But hides from them -- literally. Michelle Malkin is, quite simply, The ugliest human being alive. Jimmy Welker says that if gays Marry, bestiality wil thrive.
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John McCain endorses Bush's Plan, even though we know he's smart. Jimmy Gibbons says we're hippies; Well, at least the hippies have a heart. Bill O'Reilly wants to lock up Franken, Rhodes, and their whole pack. Annie Coulter -- okay what I said about Michelle Malkin? I take it back.
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Mitchell Daniels wants the Dems to Rubber-stamp everything he does. Tom Fuentes kept his students from Going to Spain -- just because. Jeffrey Gannon was a man-whore, Rove gave him a cool press pass. Limbaugh is an asshole who is Full of hate and pills and gas.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't Have regrets for *his* drug use Richard Gardner has two daughters, Victims of his child abuse. Tony Blair, the stiffest Brit Thinks North Korea is a great land. Charles Carrico wants his religion in Schools, First Amendment be damned.
Rick Perry signed an anti-gay bill, Said he'd throw gay veterans out. Dana Milbank laughed at the DSM, So Conyers kicked him in the snout. Brian Wilson went to Harry Reid's office, went batshit crazy. Neil Cavuto interviewed Dubya, As a journalist, he's lazy.
Billy Cadman, he knows garbage, Rammed his fist up someone's ass. Neal Horsley wants to lock up Gays, but went to jail for grass. Alan Keyes kicked out his daughter Just for being liberal, and gay. Kenny Mehlman, let me ask you, Are there no decent Republicans today?
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