Chimp is on the news, listen to him mumble and over enunciate simple

[Demonaut]

words and concepts, Hail The Thief!

[Dez]

1. I'm listening.

he can't even speak! What a chimp! *LoL*

[malaise]

8. I'm waiting for the question

on this morning's attack in Iraq? I wonder if hey told him yet.

[Demonaut]

10. I'm sure they did, and I bet he ordered another bowl of Cap'n Crunch

deaths always increase his appetite

[paula777]

2. What's that airbag talking about? How great the economy is or

how great his war is going?

[Demonaut]

4. all of the above, always as tough as snails,

[peekaloo]

3. Ha.....stumbled over brave leadership.

[DemonFighterLives]

5. I was looking for a thread on this

The war is sooo good. Freedom, liberty, reconstruction. Smirk. He is enunciating his a*s off today. Free societies, thanks for making Iraq a beacon of freedom. He comes at an important time-dub.
yeah the walls are caving in all around.

[Connie_Corleone]

6. he screwed up the PM's name the first time. n/t

Al-Jafrrraaaaaaah

[Skittles]

7. I can't, Demonaut

it disgusts me so much watching that moronic piece of shit so-called "president" stumbling and mumbling over the simplest words - I can't take it.

[Demonaut]

9. I've long given up being disgusted, now it's just funny...

just when you think he's outdone himself this time he sometimes manages to still surprise me

[Skittles]

29. see Demonaut, I cannot find that bastard amusing in ANY sense

people are dying EVERY DAY because of bush inc - they are TRASHING AMERICA

[Demonaut]

51. Skittles, I have empathy for my country and all those who've died

because of this piece of Shit, I'm just trying to cope and ridiculing this asswipe is just one way. His legions worship him and ridicule wounds.

[Skittles]

72. oh I had no doubts about that

I think having to put up with that piece of shit first as governor and then as fake president pushed me over the edge some time ago :(

[Connie_Corleone]

11. There's that smirk when talking about deaths.

F*cking idiot!

[leftchick]

17. he likes death

he can't help but smirk because he likes death and suffering. It makes him feel like a real king.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

39. He's a WAR KING! Err...War PRESIDENT. No, War King-Slash-Prez...

...no, WAIT, I've got it.

He's the WAR GAUCHO.

Hola, amigos!



:evilgrin:

[peekaloo]

12. lol......ABC is the only commercial network carrying this joke.

Bob Barker has more clout with the 'Murkan people.

[DemonFighterLives]

Iraqi reporter asks about withdrawl

Dubby wants no timetable. It makes no sense, conceding to the enemy. We want to build up the Iraqi forces. 4 months ago, no one thought there would be elections- gloat smirk.

[SammyWinstonJack]

62. He's like a dog with a bone.

with that 'freedom is on the march' and the Iraqi 'elections' spiel. Come to think of it, does the simpleton ever have new ideas that amount to much of anything? Sounds like the same ole same ole. I can't listen to the lying scum.

[DemonFighterLives]

66. That's what it takes to drum this stuff into his blind followers

I don't remember seeing anyone happier about this war or himself.
:argh:

[tblue37]

67. Ya gotta catapult the propaganda,

doncha know?

[SammyWinstonJack]

76. True. n/t

[maddezmom]

13. watching and screaming at the TV

He's Optimistic....:argh:

It's hard, hard work....:eyes:

[DemonFighterLives]

14. Dubby can sure smile when talking about death

Says no doubt there is still an enemy on the ground trying to run us off.
Killers are trying to shake the will of the voters and US.
Tough work and it's Hard. hard to console the familys of the dead.

[doublethink]

26. Were supposed to feel sorry for Him?

The way he phases that .... "The hardest part of my job is to console the family's of the dead" ....... what an ass, what we're supposed to feel sorry for you? FUGWB.

[DemonFighterLives]

33. It's hard work again

:beer:
You can't stop suicide bombers - smile, smirk tough talk.
Peace and Freedom. Democracy is the opposite of what there system has.
Dog chasing his tail = following the polls.

[Dr.Phool]

47. Yeah, like he's ever attended a funeral

Or met with a dead soldiers family.

POS!!!!

[SammyWinstonJack]

63. When has the murdering thug ever done that?

And I'm not counting the staged grief events either. I mean has he ever been present at Dover AFB when the fallen troops are brought home? Has he attended even one funeral and consoled 'the families' of the dead?" He is so transparent and high on himself. Just who in the HELL is he trying to convince of his so called 'compassion' toward the 'families' of the dead?" :wtf: What a disgusting POS LOSER!

[doublethink]

68. Read post #21 .... down there ....

he actually said that "comforting the families ...... which I'm gonna do next week" ...... it's on his 'to do list' .... THE GUY GETS EVEN MORE REPULSIVE .... :argh:

[SammyWinstonJack]

75. Is that possible?

"THE GUY GETS EVEN MORE REPULSIVE."

[BlueStateGirl]

15. It's haaaaaaaaaard. It's touuuuugh!

[Avalux]

16. NOOOOO!

"It's tough work, and it's hard". He just said it! LOL. :rofl:

[soup]

18. blah blah blah

Q Cheney last throes -
agree?

briefed by top commanders, 2 hrs. ago, Gen Abazaid briefing
trying to shake our will get us to leave, try to kill innocent iraqis
because they know carnage they 'reek' will be on tv
making good progress
new democracy
killers tried to intimidate so people wouldn't vote
to shake the will of iraqi citizens
will not shaked
optimistic
optimistic
optimistic
tough work
it's hard
comfort family members
progress being made
defeat of the enemy

firmly believe it's going to happen

[elehhhhna]

21. "conforting the families...which I'm gonna do next week..." OMG.

[soup]

41. Would that be a 'comforting timetable'?

He truly disgusts me.

[dogday]

19. Uh Talking, It's Hard, It's Hard To Talk, It's Hard Work

hard work, can't speak well, cuz it's hard work...

[soup]

24. lol! n/t

[Blue_Roses]

20. and he just made and insult to one of the reporters from Iraq

by telling him he picked up an American trick by asking two questions in one. He then went on to say, "Congratulations." :wtf: God, what an idiot this man is and FWIW the question the guy asked pertained to WHEN will we be out of Iraq.

[DemonFighterLives]

27. Question about second term slump

dubby, smirk, smirk, "its a quagmire" eh eh. Still smiling for a minute or two after his little joke.

[Blue_Roses]

28. I saw that

did you see how fast he jumped on her with that "quamire" comment? He's so transparent.

[DemonFighterLives]

40. Goodness he was patting himself on the back and laughing at

his widdle joke for a half hour it seemed.

[soup]

22. no timetables

why give a timetable?
it's conceding too much to the enemy.
they'll just wait it out.
uh uh uh er er er
stumblebum
can't 'possy' be elections
but over 8 mil voted
uh, uh, uh -

good progress

recruit Iraqis? enlistment high.
that's our strategy.
it's working

good progress.

[Avalux]

23. "Everything's fine" - meanwhile, 6 Marines are dead today n/t

[Algorem]

48. "Bring it on."

&on&on&on...

[leftchick]

25. "If we leave they will have died for nothing"

Dan Bartlett said that this morning. Watch for chimpy** to spit that one out.

[QuettaKid]

30. and note that colour guard behind him

what's up with all the marines and sailors all of a sudden? air of imperialism much? f*cker!!:grr:

[BobbyinPortland]

36. His, "uhs and stutters"

are because he's getting so much information in his earpiece that he can't decide what to say.

I wonder how it must feel to be a walking, breathing puppet?

He's a joke and I wish he would just go away.

[Connie_Corleone]

Hard work

It's hard to stop suicide bombers
It's hard to stop blah blah
It's hard
It's hard
It's hard work
It's hard.

[maxrandb]

69. We Should Send Him a Couple Thousand of these

[PA Democrat]

31. He is a despicable piece of of human excrement

Why is he laughing like a jackass when questioned by reporters? I'll bet the families of those dead marines aren't laughing. I want him to send his daughters to fight his filthy war if he feels it's such an honorable cause. Neither one of them is working the last time i checked.

[Demonaut]

37. he's about to dump this conference, he's about out of "hard" and "work"

sentences, another abrupt end

[soup]

32. decline in public support?

I uhuhuh appreciate that.
time of testing
critical time
big tasks
ss debate, lot of people wish we never brought it up
tough issue
so uh, uh
there's a kind of uh uh reaction.
uh
uh
uh
do think we'll get energy bill
burn coal cleanly
overseas
helping country devastated by tyrant
hard chore
hard work
enemy using suicide bombers to kill
hard to stop
hard to stop these uh uh
people being smuggled
abel to do incredible damage
attempting to frighten the peopl of both countries
shake our will
but I'm not giving up.
Al qaeda terrified of our democracy.
following polls like dog chasing tail.
WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
ramble on...

[DemonFighterLives]

49. Damn, makes more sense when it is typed not

:rofl:

[ComerPerro]

34. What I really "love" is when he condescendingly defines a word everyone

already knows.

Something like "We want this plan executed properly. That means we want everything to go right."

Pisses me off.

Especially when he uses the wrong word.

Disassemble, anyone?

[malaise]

42. Incoherent is

a euphemism for this display. I can't take much more of this. Here we have dumber and dumbest. Dumb already exposed her assinine smirk...wait she's not looking so happy this morning.

[SammyWinstonJack]

64. He is a condescending little prick ain't he?

So full of himself too!

[ComerPerro]

65. And here's what I don't get: How can someone so stupid

be so damn condescending?

That's what the "disassemble" comment was so terrific.

He "defined" it in his arrogant, condescending prick voice, but since he was too stupid to say the right word but went on reading anyway he showed what an ignorant jackass he is.

But apparently that just part of his charm.

[SammyWinstonJack]

74. Charm?

:rofl: I think bu$h** suffers from low self esteem. Much like his followers.

[gauguin57]

35. Bush talking about saving Iraq, a country "devastated by a dictator."

Well, when are WE gonna be freed from OUR devastation by a dictator (Baby Doc Bush)?

[ComerPerro]

44. Yeah, it was. Remember back in 2003 when Saddam

cut out the electricity and water and then bombed the shit out of the infrastructure?

Oh wait...

I think that was someone else...

[soup]

52. and it's so much better now

good progress.

http://riverbendblog.blogspot.com/

[ComerPerro]

57. But... But... kids can go to school now

Because, apparently they couldn't before.

:sarcasm:

[Southsideirish]

38. Ya, what is with that weird new way he is *e-nun-ci-a-ting* like he is

speaking to a bunch of people who don't speak English or school children. Its filled with hostility.

[Demonaut]

43. because his base lacks a decent education

[maxrandb]

70. I Dunno

Pandering to the Hispanic vote maybe??

[soup]

45. final analysis -

well, this accomplished nothing.

what a heaping pile of b.s.

[DemonFighterLives]

46. Sometimes we don't tell you everything

Hah hah, dubby is really making the funnies today. He must be high or high on the many deaths today.
Patting his puppet on the back. Careful dubby, you might knock him over.

[elehhhhna]

56. ...heh heh." He's channelling Bevis.

[DemonFighterLives]

60. President called his presidency a quagmire heh heh

Butthead

[sabra]

50. that was a waste of time... so much bs

[Village Idiot]

53. No time to watch...Could some one do me a favour?

Could someone listen to the "fundiespeak" moment that he always seems to have during these speeches and record it on this thread?

Thanks - I collect 'em.

[deadparrot]

54. He's gotten so humiliating,

I can't watch or listen to him anymore. I can be sitting alone watching The Daily Show, and if a clip of him comes up, I have to plug my ears and bury my head in my hands. :banghead:

[FreedomAngel82]

55. We had it on here for a couple of seconds

and my Mom said "I'm not listening to that." Ha. Not even my mother likes to listen to him anymore. ;)

[soup]

59. Truly didn't miss anything.

Trust your mom. Wish I'd have done the same thing.

as sabra said above: 'that was a waste of time... so much bs'.

[DemonFighterLives]

61. Naw, nothing to see here

The best part to come out of it was him calling his slumping presidency a quagmire, which he thought was a big funny. Unfortunately for him, it was the most truthful statement he has ever made.

[Zen Democrat]

58. He's a "Chauncey Gardiner" -- without the innocence.

I half expect to hear Bush say that "All is well in the garden" some day soon.

[Tracer]

71. I didn't watch this latest embarrasment, but ...

... have you ever paid close attention to his body language? And I don't mean the hand gestures, the smirks, and the podium-leaning.

I'm talking about him shaking his head "no", prior to and during his feebleminded attempts to convince people that all is well.

Any armchair psychiatrist could tell you that even he doesn't believe what he's bloviating about.

[DemonFighterLives]

73. Shake our will

Kicked and nominated. :dem:

[SammyWinstonJack]

77. Hats off to all those who can stomach listening much less

watching him! I can't do it!