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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 11:23 AM
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Do you suppose that masturbating a horse will become to be called
given' 'em a George?

I don't mean to be vulgar here, but hey, I don't make the news, I just report it.
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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 11:24 AM
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1. Yeah, that comes up in conversation all the time....
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fooj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 11:25 AM
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2. He will "jack" but he won't "ride"...
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Litte bully/coward afraid to ride a horse. Some cowboy!

peace.
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ThomWV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 11:26 AM
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3. Is That What He's Up To At The "Ranch"?
Edited on Fri Jun-24-05 11:27 AM by ThomWV
I think they actually use electric prods attached to the testicles to cause the horse to ejaculate. Pickles should take note.
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jimshoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 11:28 AM
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4. Maybe
bushed off.
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 11:30 AM
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5. Masturbushing?
Edited on Fri Jun-24-05 11:30 AM by BringEmOn
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dogday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 11:31 AM
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6. Someone has to say it BushWacking!!!!!
:rofl:
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 11:32 AM
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7. off topic, but...
this reminds me of an example of the importance of proper capitalization:

the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse" and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse."
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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 11:58 AM
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8. I knew this guy once . . .
like a horse . . . I swear! . . .
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