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buff2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 09:41 PM
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MY OH MY.......WHERE IS LAURA?
Why can't CONDOMLEESA LICE get a man of her own??? Khrist....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050625/ap_on_sp_ba_ne/bbn_nationals_bush_3
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Syncronaut Seven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 09:45 PM
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1. I fixed a batch of Kindasleasy Rice last week!
No one would touch it! Not even with MY chopsticks.
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buff2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 09:48 PM
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2. LOL!!!
Don't you think it's strange that Laura hasn't been seen since she made her mid-east "peace" travels and then the idiot is out at a ball game with Condi? Hmmmmmmmm....
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:00 PM
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3. Gawd, what was in it?
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Syncronaut Seven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:23 PM
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5. Shoe polish mostly
I was trying to pass... Ba Boom!

Thank you! I'll be here all week. :applause:
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Booster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:07 PM
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4. I think Laura's been having a case of the "vapors" since her trip
and, like any lady, is "indisposed" for a time. Hell, I don't blame her; I'd drink too if I had to be around that group for long.
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jmcon007 Donating Member (782 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:28 PM
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6. I was wondering the exact same thing today. I expect another
standup routine soon. She will come on stage right after the monkey's schitck entitled, "Now where did that body armor for our troops go?"
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Spazito Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:38 PM
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7. Well, they checked the polls they say they never check
and, after Laura's Middle East venture, bush's numbers still trended down so they have put her back in the closet and brought out the 'big guns' the kings of slime, Cheney and Rove, to work the MSM circuit in the forlorn hopes they can make a difference, ain't gonna happen, imo.
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:41 PM
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9. Laura's in the closet????
DANG! What is it with these first ladies? First Hilary, now Laura...}(
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realFedUp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:40 PM
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8. June in Dallas....
weddings, house hunting, parties at Brookhollow,
spa time with the twins, parties with tightly smiling
and lifted faces...If I were married to the shrub,
I'd get out of town as much as possible.
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