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Sandpiper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:07 PM
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The "fantastic" life of L. Ron Hubbard (founder of Scientology)
Edited on Fri Jun-24-05 10:09 PM by Sandpiper
L. Ron Hubbard

Clearly, no greater man has ever lived. Even beyond single-handedly inventing the scientific field known as Dianetics and founding an immensely popular religion, L. Ron Hubbard has by his own account led a most extraordinary life: conversant in seven languages, decorated war hero, scientist, inventor, philosopher, film director, musician. And his success as a writer and a messiah is undeniable.

It is common for people to assume that Hubbard was a pathological liar or some manner of megalomaniac when they learn his life story, because it certainly does sound incredible. But his followers have carefully researched their founder's biography and secured all the documentation to prove their claims. Although this paperwork has yet to see the light of day, or is in fact contradicted by more readily-available sources, the simplest explanation is that Hubbard made some powerful enemies in the government who would stop at nothing to discredit him. Because it simply defies reason that so many people would choose to follow anyone who concocted stories as fantastic as these about himself. And anyway, truth is stranger than fiction.

Lafayette Ronald Hubbard was born in Nebraska in 1911. Shortly thereafter the family moved to Helena, Montana. There he quickly blossomed into a cowboy poet. According to an official biography, Ron was "riding broncos by the age of 3, soon breaking them, and at 6, he became a blood brother of the Blackfoot Indians." At the same time, he began reading the works by Shakespeare and Greek philosophers. If this was claimed of anyone else, you would be right to be skeptical. Especially considering that nobody's been able to verify exactly where this ranch existed. But Montana is infamous for its poor record-keeping; everybody knows that.

He was definitely a force to be reckoned with. In kindergarten, little Ron was defending his neighbors and classmates from bullies twice his age by using a form of judo his grandfather called "lumberjack fighting." That's right: he was in kindergarten. None of the former kids actually remembers Ron taking care of business, but people easily forget things from their childhoods.

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http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/religion/cult/l-ron-hubbard/
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:12 PM
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1. A real modern Paul Bunyan.
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lenidog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:13 PM
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2. LOL!!! You just can't make that kinda life up. Someone has just
got to live it.
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:14 PM
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3. ah I love rotten.com
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

you should add this one too:
http://www.rotten.com/library/religion/scientology/
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:29 PM
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6. Bozo T. Clown. RIP.
You too, P.T. Barnum. There is indeed one born every minute. (With apologies to Bozo.)
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kliljedahl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:20 PM
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4. Yeah, rotten.com
The first place I go for accurate news. I'm not even interested in the scientology cult or L. Ron but I think I'd go with a better source than that.


Keith’s Barbeque Central
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Sandpiper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:26 PM
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5. Sorry they don't carry the kliljedhal seal of approval
Edited on Fri Jun-24-05 10:27 PM by Sandpiper
Pompous much?
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:31 PM
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7. sometimes rotten is better than MSM!
sad huh
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:39 PM
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10. But, dude, rotten.com is going to be a whole bunch more
honest with you than the Scientology people will.

Did I mention the part about the aliens in the volcanoes? There's some accurate history for you, hoss.

Redstone
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mediaman007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:33 PM
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8. No wonder Tom Cruise was able to handle Matt Lauer so easily...
Tom certainly proved that Matt was a thetan. Tom must think that Matt has been brainwashed by Xenu!

Astounding!
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Faygo Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-24-05 10:35 PM
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9. Wait a Minute: What about Rev. Moon? LaRouche?
I can't keep track of all these self-proclaimed "Greatest Men Who Ever Lived." If everyone will just send me money in large, non-traceable bills, I will be your greatest man who ever lived. Scout's honor.
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