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EnfantTerrible Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 12:06 AM
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Tucker Carlson is an ass
I can't believe that anyone pays him to give his opinion about anything. How do I get a job like that? I want to make his kind of $$$ to spout inanities. Who told this guy that he was at all interesting, insightful, articulate? What a tit.

with that

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Independent_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 12:06 AM
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1. Fucker Carlson
That's what my mom calls him.
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skylarmae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 12:08 AM
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2. LOLOL - that is just toooooo right on..
Fucker Carlson! LOLOLOL
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zinndependence Donating Member (177 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 02:04 PM
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45. I love it
Can I use that?
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EnfantTerrible Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 02:09 PM
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46. Welcome to DU!, zinndependence
:hi:
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Independent_Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 02:17 PM
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48. That's fine with me!
Edited on Sat Jun-25-05 02:19 PM by Independent_Liberal
Yep, no problem dude.

And welcome to DU!
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rpannier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 12:08 AM
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3. He was fired by CNN
because he was made an ass of by too many guests (Especially John Stewart). I have no idea why he keeps turning up on tv. His two helpers aren't much smarter though.
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 12:08 AM
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4. Breaking news - the sun is also hot
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XOKCowboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 12:09 AM
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5. And your first clue was?
I have to admit that I never paid any attention to him till Jon Stewart tore him up on his own show.

I can't believe MSNBC gave him his own show. Even though Rachael Maddow is on it I still won't watch it.
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marbuc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 12:09 AM
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6. Tucker isn't nearly as bad as Hannity, Rush, Coulter
and the rest of the RW hate merchants.
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EnfantTerrible Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 12:12 AM
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7. Please!
I'm trying to go to sleep. I will not be goaded into an all night Tucker bashing session. Not with out my meds.
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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 12:13 AM
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8. True...
He's an annoying little prick who thinks he's very witty but not nearly as frightening as those freaks. Coulter is an absolute nut and is not very bright. Hannity is a sniveling asshole and also is not very bright. Rush - enough said!
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SlavesandBulldozers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 12:17 AM
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16. the only difference is that Tucker thinks he's telling the truth
n/t
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 01:21 AM
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29. I do agree there
I saw some book thing a while back that Al Franken did and Tucker was on there with some rightwing lady and he was actually not too horrible. From what I saw he was actually pretty nice to Al and the other left-leaning guy who was with him. The lady who was with him (can't remember who but I remember reading someone posted she had breast cancer) was a less extreme Ann Coulter. Tucker isn't terribly bright but he's not terribly rightwing either at least from what I've seen. He's not a great talent though for the rightwing so I also wonder how he keeps getting all these deals. :shrug: That bowtie just kills me. Oy!
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zinndependence Donating Member (177 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 02:18 PM
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49. totally agree
I don't feel instantly sick to my stomach when I see/hear Tucker Carlson... also, the others are much more dangerous. For some bizarre reason, it seems more people take the others more seriously. Perhaps it is because their message is much more simplistic....it is easier for people who don't want to think, to digest. Carlson seems to deviate from the typical right-wing "agenda" on some issues. Right-wing ideology is a more simplistic ideology...everything is black or white. It's easy. Maybe that is why so many people buy into that crap. I know I sound arrogant, but I just don't get how so many people can take these right-wing zealots seriously? Are they mentally lazy or just plain stupid? Or, maybe they are just assholes?
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Brundle_Fly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 12:13 AM
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9. why even have maddow...
they have some jerk who I think I read, was a campaign manager for repukes, and fucker himeself ganging up on her.

Why is this news, it's not balanced, it doesnt even hold the attempt to partially look balanced. It is a Right Wing Slur fest, and I am done with these bozos....

done.
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marbuc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 12:16 AM
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13. Maddow handles herself just fine. nt
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Jane Austin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 12:29 AM
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20. She sure does!
And they each do get to finish their sentences, so she gets to complete her points.

She's really good.
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Brundle_Fly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 11:52 PM
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58. yes she is great, I
didn't mean she wasn't, but in a balanced news organization there would be two liberals and two conservatives...

not 2 on 1, where they can tell her she is a nut after every intelligent thing she puts forth.
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Jane Austin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 02:40 PM
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59. I think she's so good it would take more than two
Edited on Sun Jun-26-05 02:40 PM by janeaustin
right wingers to be her match.



(Edit for dumb typo.)
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dchill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 02:18 PM
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50. "Why is this news,"
1. It's not supposed to be news.
2. You're supposed to believe it is.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 12:13 AM
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10. Tucker Carlson is ruining my life...
I can't help myself, but if I turn down the volume...I find him strangely attractive. I think this may require me to kill myself.
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EnfantTerrible Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 12:15 AM
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12. He's not worth it.
Burn a bow tie instead. You'll feel better.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 12:27 AM
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19. Perhaps I need an exorcism...
or to get rid of cable!
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EnfantTerrible Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 12:33 AM
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21. Could pluck your eyes out...
But you should ask yourself if it's worth it.
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SlavesandBulldozers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 12:18 AM
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17. i think so too
do it for the whole human race
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 01:22 AM
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31. Oh no
I remember watching him on Bill Maher's show and he wasn't too bad. Then I remembered who he was and wanted to bang my head into the wall. :crazy:
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Blue_In_AK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 02:19 PM
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51. I saw that Bill Maher show, too...
It seems like sometimes when you get these people into a different venue, they move to the center a bit. Even Chris Matthews went on a rant against ** on Bill Maher. Or maybe they just know they'll get trashed if they get too far out of line on Real Time.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 11:25 PM
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53. I'm so glad it's not just me!!
:banghead:
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Kool Kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 02:05 AM
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36. Don't feel bad, I find myself
in the same predicament. Silent, he is cute. Speaking, I want to club him. I'd probably do him if he was mute. Sad but true.
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 12:14 AM
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11. I liked it when Jon Stewart kicked his ass
and called him a 'dick' right there on CNN.

Was awesome.

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EnfantTerrible Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 12:16 AM
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14. Yes. I saved that episode.
I pull it out at parties.
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marbuc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 10:53 AM
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37. Out of context this statement might be considered creepy. nt
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EnfantTerrible Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 01:55 PM
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43. Really?
What kind of parties do you have?
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marbuc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 02:15 PM
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47. Certainly not parties where I pull "it" out!
Edited on Sat Jun-25-05 02:24 PM by marbuc
I learned this the hard way! ;-) What kind of parties do YOU have?
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EnfantTerrible Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 02:29 PM
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52. Orgies.
Basic, everyday, run-of-the-mill, orgies... group sex, drugs, smooth music, incense, groovy lighting, and Jon Stewart on Crossfire playing in a perpetual loop on 17 plasma screens.

What's the big deal?
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CatostrophicSS Donating Member (15 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 12:17 AM
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15. clip
and called him a 'dick' right there on CNN.


Does anyone have a clip of that?
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EnfantTerrible Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 12:21 AM
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18. Try this
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CatostrophicSS Donating Member (15 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 12:46 AM
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24. hilarious
I remember this one now. That was hilarious.

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BeatleBoot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 12:44 AM
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22. You give him too much credit...
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flordehinojos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 12:44 AM
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23. isn't he another case of CONNECTIONS keeping him afloat?
i mean, doesn't his daddy have some connections with the television industry and isn't that why tucker keeps resurfacing? ... i think i read something about his dad, his dad's connections and tucker's new t.v. programs.
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 01:23 AM
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32. I think so
I remember reading that his dad does have connections. Only reason why.
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Carla in Ca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 12:49 AM
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25. Here, this will make you feel better
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EnfantTerrible Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 01:04 AM
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27. It does.
Thank you for sharing that. Now I can go to sleep. It's late here in NYC...
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Gothmog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 01:03 AM
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26. This show is horrible.
I can not watch this show
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marbuc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 01:19 PM
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38. I actually like the show
It's civil, and Rachel Maddow gets to interject with the opposing viewpoint. Besides, despite what Rove and his Klan believe, it's good to understand your "enemy;" this allows you to combat them more effectively. I would venture to say that this Administration's failure to understand the history and culture of Islam and the Middle East has been a contributing factor to the mess we're in now.
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bliss_eternal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 01:19 AM
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28. I thought Dennis Miller was worse than Carlson in a weird way...
thankfully, he was cancelled. Carlson is SO on his way out!
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 01:21 AM
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30. He is now but I have a feeling that he may come over to our side someday.
He's basically a hired gun that has seen the through the bullshit thats going on with bu$h and the war in Iraq.
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EnfantTerrible Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 01:50 PM
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40. That doesn't make me feel better...
Why would we want him? He has nothing to offer but the asenine. Let them keep him... it's a better fit, IMO.
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 01:52 PM
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41. Just one more on our side and one less on theirs.
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EnfantTerrible Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 02:00 PM
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44. I'll take one less if that is all he's got to offer.
Let him remain one of the faces of the Regressives. I don't think we need anyone who would lessen progressive legitimacy. I prefer to keep him where he is because he exemplifies the right so perfectly.
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Eric J in MN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 11:33 PM
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55. Given his horrible ratings, how would that benefit us
if he did become a Democrat?
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Stirk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 01:23 AM
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33. Say what you will about Tucker,
but his dad makes one mean bucket o' popcorn.

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friesianrider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 01:24 AM
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34. Anyone have a photo of Tucker's wife?
A friend of mine has become good friends with him from going to Crossfire many times and supposedly he has like 5 kids. I've always wondered what kind of woman allows herself to be impregnated 5 times by a man who looks like he's 12 years old and sporting a bow-tie.
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fujiyama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 01:46 AM
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35. Actually he's a dick
Just ask Jon Stewart!

:)
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 01:23 PM
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39. I disagree
He is an AssHat!

RL
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EnfantTerrible Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 01:54 PM
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42. You've got me there. n/t
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Demonaut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 11:32 PM
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54. I wish his bowties would revolt
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 11:33 PM
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56. Well...
look at the guy, for crisake!
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EnfantTerrible Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-25-05 11:39 PM
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57. I refuse.
Looking at him is what started this thread in the first place.
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-26-05 02:51 PM
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60. Question: why do you bother watching and listening?
I don't watch or listen to ANYONE who isn't interesting, insightful, articulate, and balanced.

Which means I listen to/watch NO ONE on TV.

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