Surely bush's Amazing Oratorical Powers on Tues. will UNITE us all

[mopaul]

and get us all on the same page and on the shining path to GLORIOUS VICTORY FOR THE FATHERLAND!

[scarletlib]

1. Im sure you are right.

[Swamp Rat]

2. I BELIEVE IN BUSHLER MESSIAH!!!

[liberal N proud]

3. And she votes!

[Vickers]

16. Dude, that is your scariest one yet

*shiver*

It almost looks like my sister, the vacant true believer look and everything. I'll have to look at her real close at the family reunion next week to see if her skeleton flashes periodically. :P

[lonestarnot]

17. Ah such awe struck ignorance...

[rodeodance]

28. she IS wearing a bush button!!--gawds

[habitual]

35. woah, i'm impressed

nice work on that pic. very nice.

[ngGale]

4. I'll be looking for the lump under his coat, as usual ...

Karl better get out of the hospital in time. I'm betting Bush will open his mouth and insert foot. He lives in denial, he may be surprised this time.

[rzemanfl]

6. Herr Roverer is in der hospitale? When did this happen? Who

does he think he is, Michael Jackson?

[ClintonTyree]

8. As long as the TelePrompter...

keeps rolling, he'll be OK. As long as he can keep reading the preplanned speach he has a slight chance of not making a total ass out of himself. When he has to "wing it" is when he gets into all sorts of trouble.

I'm sure there are redundant TelePrompter systems in place to keep the unthinkable from happening.

[gratuitous]

40. Redundant TelePrompTer systems!

Hah. Compare and contrast the prospect of Chimpy facing a balky TelePrompTer with what happened when Bill Clinton faced one with the wrong speech loaded.

According to Sidney Blumenthal's book "The Clinton Wars," the wrong (last year's) state of the union speech was loaded into the TelePrompTer for one of Clinton's state of the union speeches. Clinton spotted the screw-up immediately, and began giving his current year's speech from memory. He could do this, of course, because he'd done so much working and writing on the speech, and had rehearsed it in the White House several times. It took about 10 minutes to unload the wrong speech, load up the right speech, and then catch up to where Clinton was. When the right text started scrolling, Clinton picked up seamlessly and went all the way through.

Now, what would happen if something similar happened to Chimpy?

[rzemanfl]

5. How can anybody give a speech when he knows half the people

in the country will be looking for the thing in his ear and the hump on his back? I wonder if he has learned to prounounce Abuh Ghraib yet.

Can we get some other country to do us a favor and jam the signal?

[FearofFutility]

11. I always look forward to hearing him speak

It's rather amusing. He makes up new words, uses words inappropriately, and lets us know what a hard worker he is over and over and over again. I alternate between feelings of revulsion and hysterical laughter when he's speaking. Monosyllabic moron.

[rzemanfl]

19. I'd feel that way too if he were the mayor of Hooterville, but the

asshat is the "President" of the United States.

[FearofFutility]

24. Nah, he's just the puppet n/t

[rzemanfl]

34. I'd still rather have him puppet of Hooterville. n/t

[FearofFutility]

45. Me too.

:(

[Hugin]

7. Just stopped by to...

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*whew*

Ah-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:rofl:

[kittenpants]

12. I'm here for the same reason.

pffft! thanks for the spit-take mo

[KG]

9. can the chimp even pronounce 'fatherland'?

i mean, it's like three syllables!

[asjr]

10. He can only hope the ventriloquist does not

have laryngitis. Otherwise he will look like the dummy he is.

[Kahuna]

13. Bush's poll numbers usually take a dive after the addresses

the nation. The definition of a fool. He keeps doing the same thing expecting different results

[earth mom]

14. So true...but shouldn't that be "homeland"...?

[dogday]

15. It's Hard It's hard work

It's hard work to listen to Bush.....

[peekaloo]

18. Lotus petals....Git yer Lotus petals right here!

:rofl:

[alfredo]

20. I bet he is doing it because of the new Gitmo images to be

released next week.

[Raksha]

41. Just what I was thinking (the new Gitmo images).

One more futile exercise in damage control. I'm kinda looking forward to it, actually. Every time this moron opens his mouth, we end up with a few more refugees from the Republican party. Maybe this time it will be a LOT more!

[alfredo]

47. those who are turning away might have their doubts

reinforced. Notice he will be surrounded by military.

[catmandu57]

21. I wish they save themselves the trouble

and just show a video of adolph giving a speech, same message, better speaker.

[insane_cratic_gal]

22. I won't even watch!

I can't handle the lies, propaganda, slurred speech, head bobbing, misplaced giggles and smiles.

I can not watch the Village Idiot justify war that can not possibly be justified. I can't watch the shameless abuse of the tragedy of 9/11 be paraded in front of my face, again and again.

I can not watch while arrogance and incompetence, violence and stupidity guide this country, and all reason is left behind.

I can't watch this man in a news conference, the moment he comes on I shut the TV off. I have too much anger and disbelief over the state of the country to even allow this man to attempt to lie to me again!

[LibDemAlways]

23. The idiot will spend all weekend

rehearsing his Cheney and Rummy co-written "speech." They will have been careful not to incude words of more than two syllables, and there will be plenty of repetition of key words and phrases like "Failure is not an option" and "We must all support our brave troops."

The idiot will stand there with an earpiece listening to a voice feed him the lines phrase by phrase in case the teleprompter dies.

And you know what? In spite of hours of preparation, vetting to be sure he can pronounce every word, being wired to the hilt....he'll still sound and look like a moron.

[mopaul]

39. our greatest phony president ever

second only to st. ronnie

[spanone]

46. He's gonna tell us how 'ROBUST' our economy is. Lying bastard.

[donkeyotay]

25. Glory! Glory! The good news is coming! Do we have to wait til Tuesday?

Glorious victory right around the corner, evil in its last throes, mission accomplished, sure there were a few bad apples, but staying the course, liberals bad don't want to kill...

Glorious Leader, I can hardly wait for the next installment of Rovian Pablum.

[mopaul]

26. yes, i need another dose of lies to sooth me

[rodeodance]

27. if he sticks to the script-reads the speech--he might convince a few..--

Just watching him respond off script to reporters is enough to unconvince many (i would think)-

[Bozita]

29. The Kool-Aid stand is now open - featuring Christian Cherry, Godlike Grape

... and Biblical Blueberry.

[mopaul]

31. Pious Peach! Pompous Pinapple! Eminent DoMango!

contains important mind controlling chemicals kids love!

[Bozita]

33. My favorite is Lyin' Loganberry

[SalmonChantedEvening]

43. They're all mmm mmm....... Sacridelicious!

:D

[deadparrot]

30. I think I'll skip the speech

and log onto DU for running commentary.

The Daily Show, I'm sure, will have the highlights I'll find most amusing.

[Ishoutandscream2]

32. Amen, you do exactly what I do

Funny how DU and a "fake newshow" have to be our sources for real news. Maybe not funny, but sad.

[Postman]

36. Maybe he will "dis-assemble" before our very eyes..

jackass

[Big Lebowski]

37. No matter how he does

The MSM pundits will be on immediately after he's done saying "I thought the president did a great job! He really reassured the nation! Great speech!"

It'll be nauseating.

[mopaul]

38. mr. bush seemed confident and commanding tonight didn't he?

as he tried to sell the war to america again. what's he got to sell us exactly?

[johnaries]

42. Why, sure! Just look at what he did for Private Accounts!

Although I don't think he intended to unite us AGAINST them!

Keep talking, keep lying, shrubby ole boy.

More people are taking up the chant:
THE CHIMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES!

[FreedomAngel82]

44. Preaching to the choir

That's all he'll be doing.