Translator? Or Karen Hughes? I say Mama Hughes....

[leftchick]

I think this is one of those rare occasions chimpy** can get away with his helper in plain sight.




U.S. President George W. Bush, listens to a translation during a joint news conference with Iraq's Prime Minister Ibrahim al-Jaafari, not pictured, in the East Room of the White House Friday, June 24, 2005, in Washington. President Bush assured Iraqi Prime Minister Ibrahim al-Jaafari on Friday 'there's not going to be any timetable' for withdrawal of American forces and vowed victory over insurgents attempting to prevent establishment of a democratic government. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak

[Vickers]

1. Karen Hughes? Or Toby Keith?

Maybe Lee Greenwood. Or Charlie Daniels. Ted Nugent maybe?




The common thread? A bunch of gung-ho chickenhawks.

[greekspeak]

3. Have the three of them gone over yet and personally fixed any terraists?

I have not heard about it. If they have no military experience, what better time than now to get some! If they do have military experience, all the better! They can get over there with the troops and take out some "terraists." We all know how much these fellas like guns. There are guns ALL OVER the place in Iraq! What fun they could have. Lee Greenwood could write another raspy-voiced, schlock driven tribute to America, Ted Nugent could uh play it, and Charlie Daniels could sing it. What fun for a USO show! Then President SockCrotch could land on the stage, say, Mission Accomplished and they could all serve turkey to the troops. Afterward, more guns and shooting "ragheads."

And now why have these fellas not signed up? They could be erect the whole time, with all the testosterone pumping through them.

[Vickers]

4. Maybe for Ted Nugent, the terraists could dress up like deer?

:shrug:

Speaking of the "Mission Accomplished" thing...go watch it again (it's on the www.whitehouse.gov site). It's so sad, watching George up there about to cry, because he honestly thinks he finally did something right.

It's really quite touching.

[greekspeak]

6. Unfortunately, the man has never done anything correctly in his life

In the army of "fcuk ups," he is a 6.5 star general. Did he really think that he had done something right that day he landed on the carrier, dressed up like some South American despot? Or did Cheney say, "Get in to the fcuking copter and do what we tell you?"

[SalmonChantedEvening]

2. Turd Blossom calling Broken Pretzel...

The Prime MInister's name is NOT, I repeat, NOT Al Jeffries.

Do you copy, Broken Pretzel?

:crazy:

[dogday]

5. He is listening to the Rangers game