We've found intelligent life on another planet. What does Bush do?

[Liberal In Texas]

[Ragnar]

1. you forgot one possibility.

Hire them as your chief political consultant.

That man must be from another planet.

Is it just me, or does Rove look more and mor elike Chairman Mao every time I see him?

[justinsb]

2. 2 and 3

Bomb them because the bible doesn't mention them. If they're not in "the Book" they need to quickly quietly be erased, and then everyone must be legally forced to deny that anything happened.

[Webster Green]

3. I almost voted for ignore them....

...declare the discovery to be nothing more than "fuzzy science".

....but, if they had oil...well........:nuke:

[fla nocount]

4. What bullshit. Bush doesn't have the wit to cross the street on his own.

This man does not set policy, does not make decisions and does not(since the pretzel incident) speak out of turn.

Better to ask what G-8 would do.

[Liberal In Texas]

11. Point taken. Should have said BushCo Crime Syndicate. n/t

[Kipling]

5. Feels jealous.

[catnhatnh]

6. Other...

...launch the Minutemen high into our atmosphere (I'm thinking trebuchet here) to foil illegal immigration....

[Lars39]

7. #4 Kill them, then find out what assets they have,

then ineptly cover up the whole thing by posting it on the 'nets.

[madrchsod]

8. here ya go----

http://www.enterprisemission.com/index.php
The Enterprise Mission.....moon with a view. why do you think the powers to be want the hubble killed...remember they are "monkey`s on the moon"

[Liberal In Texas]

20. Ahhh, RichardHoagland. Which reminds me, Art Bell is on tonight!

[TeeYiYi]

9. I_N_V_A_D_E_!_!_!

TYY

[Syrinx]

10. bomb that sucker flat

He's a he-man don't you know?

[Career Prole]

12. Find out if they can beat China's prices to Walmart.

If so, sign them to a trade agreement.

[rzemanfl]

13. Not being an intelligent life form himself, * would not understand.

[MnFats]

14. Invade, kill their leaders, convert them to Christianity!

but only the far-right extremist brand of protestantism christianity....explain to them that if they're not 'born again' they'll surely be cast into the Lake of Fire.

[wuushew]

15. The whole thing would play out exactly like the movie Contact

rational atheists mocked and prominent nut jobs committing acts of religious violence.

[wuushew]

16. dupe

n/t

[cynatnite]

17. and when they get their asses kicked by the Aliens for invading...

blame libs for it :sarcasm:

[Liberal In Texas]

18. Somehow it will be Clinton's fault. n/t

[dansolo]

19. It depends

If the aliens are more powerful, then Bush would conspire with them in order to increase his stranglehold on power. If they were weaker and had resources, then he would demonize and attack them. This is the true way of power--collaborate with those who are stronger, and suppress those who are weaker.