What will Bush banner read on Tuesday night?

[BeyondThePale]

I know that * loves to have banners behind him when he speaks to keep everyone message. What will it be this time?

-Mission Demolished-

-Submit Now!-

-Torture, What Torture?-

[bahrbearian]

1. Be Optimistic, be very optimistic !

[IndyOp]

5. It should be, "Be Optimist, be very Optimist"

Following with * way of talking just the other day...

:kick:

[Neerav B. Trivedi]

2. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED - OVER 1,740 US SOILDERS DEAD AND COUNTING!!!

What else is there to say?

[IndyOp]

3. "I think about Iraq everyday"

I believe that this is very close to an exact quote from *.

:puke:

[Stirk]

4. Standing Firm.

Hey- it not only mimics his "shake our will" theme from the other day, it's phallic to boot.

[tridim]

15. I got a boot for his phallus

Ba-dum bump.

[Stirk]

19. Hehe

Good one. :D

[cmd]

6. Shop n/t

[Jara sang]

7. My guess:

"Democracy on the move" or something to do with "freedom". fucking liar

[auntAgonist]

8. "Here stands a MORON"

statue of a fool ...

[Webster Green]

9. It's Hard Work! (n/t)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. "We Spelled Iran Wrong! Sorry!!"

[IndyOp]

21. Bad SalmonChantedEvening, bad, bad...

You must now be punished: :spank:

:evilgrin:

ROFLMAO :rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

22. Beatings? WOW!!!

Just when I thought DU already had everything!!!

LIFE IS GOOD!!!!!! :woohoo:

[IndyOp]

25. Oh, my, you may have enjoyed that too much!

:rofl:

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

11. The "soldier backdrop" ones usually don't use a specific Orwellian message

(actually correcting myself I guess there was "Mission Accomplished").

Usually the captive audience commanded to clap soldiers are the "message" ("I'm the War Prez! Look on my troops, ye mighty, and despair!")

[Goldmund]

12. "THIS HAS LEGS. THE INSURGENTS ARE TOAST."

[tridim]

13. "Fucking the people"

Or "Stealing your tax money and giving it to Halliburton"

Anything else is a lie.

[KLF44]

14. The truth is out there!

B-)

[meti57b]

16. "There's light at the end of the tunnel"

[catnhatnh]

17. Under FCC rules and truth in advertising....

..."MISSION IMPOSSIBLE"...

[longship]

18. "It's Hard Work!"

and in small print in the corner...

Paid for by Pfizer, makers of Viagra

:rofl:

[Independent_Liberal]

20. WE'RE WORKING HARD!

Yup, that's what it will say!

[bribri16]

23. MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

That's what it should read.

[julianer]

24. My longshot is that

he'll talk about the Abu Ghraib photos. Try to downplay it: few bad apples, enquiry, justice etc.

The US today admitted torture at Gitmo.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/20050624/pl_afp/unustortureguantanamo

Probably for the same reason. Better have this out before the videos are published rather than having to admit it later on.

[Pachamama]

26. "On the Right Path to Freedom"

Freedom is hard work....

:puke:

[karlrschneider]

27. TRUTH OR DARE

:evilgrin:

[Lars39]

28. Instead of a banner he may have a weird tie instead.

Remember that weird blue one that was so damned distracting?

[gatorboy]

29. What, Me Worry?

[PurityOfEssence]

30. "Mama Told Me Not to Come"

(...that ain't no way to have fun, son; thanks Randy Newman...)

or "The Price of Liberty"
or "It really ain't that bad"
or "Duty and Honor"
or "Shut up, peons, we're winning."
or "Real Men Keep Killing"

Of all the conventions of politics in the last few years, the slogan wallpaper is the most nauseating and scary; it's full-frontal slopaganda.

[kohodog]

31. Not sure, but they're having hot dogs and failure fries at the reception.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

32. Welcome, Commander Cuckoo Bananas

[Straight Shooter]

33. America's Will Is America's Strength

That's the Karen Hughes version.

My version: STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES

[Scurrilous]

34. -TIME Person of the Year 2004-

:puke:

[salin]

35. We Are Winning (crossed out to read "We Are Whining")