Republican Jesus

[stickdog]

[kliljedahl]

1. Love Republican Jesus

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[brainshrub]

2. Republican Jesus is the best icon for the current political climate.

It's a great series.

[unhappycamper]

3. Yup. RJ calls it like he sees it. n/t

[Wetzelbill]

4. RJ would be even funnier if this wasn't sickeningly true

[ole_evil_eye]

21. *sigh*

yea, i agree with you


although did ya hear what happened? Billy Graham pretty much endorsed Hilary for President


woot!!!

[newyawker99]

23. Hi ole_evil_eye!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[ole_evil_eye]

24. thank you thank you

good to be here. heard about your site from a RW website and lurked here a bit, liked what I saw, and joined up

[norml]

5. The "Conservative" Sermon On The Mount

The "Conservative" Sermon On The Mount

Blessed are the rich for all good things trickle down from them. Cursed are the poor for poverty results from their moral failings. Blessed are the war makers for they keep freedom on the march. Cursed are the peacemakers for they shall be called appeasers. Blessed are those who inflict harsh punishments for they maintain law and order. Cursed are those who forgive for they shall be called soft on crime. Blessed are those who pray loudly standing in the churches and on the corners sounding the trumpet before them. Cursed are those who shut the closet door and pray in secret for their prayers are not heard. Blessed are those who cast the first stone for the sake of sexual morality for that is the only morality that matters. Cursed are those who see sexuality as a private matter for marriage must be defended against them.

[Iris]

20. norml - this is great! Did you write this yourself?

[norml]

26. Thanks! Yes I wrote it.

I sent it to the local paper as a LTTE, and have read it on a local am radio call in show.

[Iris]

29. Good for you!

Was it a conservative am talk show?

[Ikonoklast]

6. Duuuuuude!

Like, that guy lives next door to me. He used to be cool, but when he drank the kool-aid he got all self-righteous and shit. Bummer, dude

[deacon2]

7. Amen! You go, Son.

He walks among us here in Orange County, when He isn't busy spreading freedom from the air-conditioned confines of his flag festooned SUV.

"Yea, and I shall dwell in the house of the brain-dead horde all the days of my life."

First Stepfordians 1-2

[CrispyQ]

8. I love that Jesus is in a suit & tie! LOL! -eom

[RPM]

9. noooo -he's not Jesus Christ - he is Jeebus H. Crisp

don't cede the good name of the real christ to these fuccos.

[XemaSab]

10. Today I was sitting in church totally

woolgathering, and it occurred to me that to the conservatives, it's the death of Jesus that really matters, whereas to the liberals the life of Jesus is much more important.

[wildflower]

12. Wow, that is a really excellent observation!

I had never thought of it that way.

It's really worth pondering.

:hi:

-wildflower

[Glenda]

15. I think you're right, but can you explain to me...

what it is that makes the death important to them?

[XemaSab]

22. "Jesus died for your sins"

Basically, if you believe that Jesus died for your sins you are "saved" and you've got the golden ticket.

Belief is enough to get you that golden ticket, regardless of how much of an asshole you are.

In liberal churches, the focus is more on Jesus' life and works.

[FreedomAngel82]

16. I never noticed that before

Maybe that's why they never talk about his actual teachings??? :shrug:

[peacetalksforall]

11. I hope there are enough Republicans to 'get it' enough to wise up. n/t

[DanCa]

13. wow is it just me or does he look like Bo Byce

In a suit and tie?

[Justpat]

14. Republican Jesus traded in the old costume

for the republican uniform.

I love this guy.

[leftchick]

17. is there a linky??

these are excellent stickdog! :)

[stickdog]

27. Here's the whole collection

http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2003_04_27_patriotboy_archive.html#108218435132031210

[leftchick]

28. thank you!

this is great.

[Ragnar]

18. Another Republican Jesus

[Iris]

19. "Here I am. Republican - Jesus!"

I immediately thought of Depeche Mode's Personal Jesus when I saw this.

Nice work!

[TacticalPeek]

25. Will the REAL Jesus Christ please ascend?

http://www.lambiek.net/cobb_ron.htm

[mzmolly]

30. Ha.

:rofl: