Something DUers will appreciate.

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Thinkers Anonymous


It started out innocently enough.

I began to think at parties now and then -- to loosen up.

Inevitably, though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more
than just a social thinker.

I began to think alone -- "to relax," I told myself -- but I knew it
wasn't true. Thinking became more and more important to me, and
finally I was thinking all the time. That was when things began to
sour at home.
One evening I had turned off the TV and asked my wife about the
meaning of life. She spent that night at her mother's.

I began to think on the job.

I knew that thinking and employment don't mix, but I couldn't stop
myself. I began to avoid friends at lunchtime so I could read Thoreau
and Kafka.

I would return to the office dizzied and confused, asking,
"What is it exactly we are doing here?"

One day the boss called me in.

He said, "Listen, I like you, and it hurts me to say this, but your
thinking has become a real problem. If you don't stop thinking on the
job, you'll have to find another job."

This gave me a lot to think about.

I came home early after my conversation with the boss.

"Honey," I confessed, "I've been thinking..."

"I know you've been thinking," she said, "and I want a divorce!"

"But Honey, surely it's not that serious."

"It is serious," she said, lower lip aquiver. "You think as much as
college professors, and college professors don't make any money, so if you keep on thinking, we won't have any money!"

"That's a faulty syllogism," I said impatiently.

She exploded in tears of rage and frustration, but I was in no mood to deal with the emotional drama.

"I'm going to the library," I snarled as I stomped out the door.

I headed for the library, in the mood for some Nietzsche.

I roared into the parking lot with NPR on the radio and ran up to the
big glass doors...They didn't open. The library was closed.

To this day, I believe that a Higher Power was looking out for me that
night. Leaning on the unfeeling glass, whimpering for Zarathustra, a
poster caught my eye.

"Friend, is heavy thinking ruining your life?" it asked.

You probably recognize that line.

It comes from the standard Thinker's Anonymous poster.

Which is why I am what I am today: a recovering thinker.

I never miss a TA meeting. At each meeting we watch a non-educational
video; last week it was "Porky's."

Then we share experiences about how we avoided thinking since the lastmeeting.

I still have my job, and things are a lot better at home.

Life just seemed...easier, somehow, as soon as I stopped thinking.

I think the road to recovery is nearly complete for me.

Today, I registered to vote as a Republican.

[BiggJawn]

1. And when you finally VOTE ReTHUGlican, you'll get your COIN!!!

I gotta admit, though, a night of heavy thinking does leave one feeling like warmed-over shit the next morning....

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7. LOL!**

;)

[Wetzelbill]

2. Ha!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

3. LOL... Great!

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6. Glad you liked it*

I thought some of us would get a kick out of it. :)

[Lilyhoney]

4. Very funny

Did you write it?

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5. I wish I was that clever** A friend of mine emailed it to me.

Is a good analogy (if thats the right term) on the art of denial.