BREAKING NEWS!!!! No Terrorist attacks in Huntsville, AL for 5000 years!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

AP Feeds:

SInce the earth shook and formed the Appalachians the foothills have provided only marginal protection against Countries thousands of miles away from tying weapons to the backs of camels bound for our Fatherland.

The inception of Homeland Security has kept our hamlet safe since Osama et. al. have declared Jihad upon America. The Alabama Homeland Security Director has been reported (this is true) that the State Homeland Security Director has been busy protecting our village on his boat and several tropical islands so often that it's a joke among his son's friends.

Thank you GWB and your well paid cocksuckers for my being able to sleep well at night.

[Bouncy Ball]

1. OMG!!! THAT'S AMAZING!!!!

:rofl:

I wonder how long it's been for Dallas, Texas.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

2. You're farther inland....

Maybe 10,000 years?

[HysteryDiagnosis]

3. Not even any anthrax letters from a U.S. lab?? Astonishing!.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

4. Well, we did get a bag of Martha White once...