Rove Republicans Prepare for War (from Michael Bérubé)

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A twelve-step program

1. Deploy 101st Fighting Keyboarders
2. Cut taxes for the $300,000-and-up income bracket
3. Tell citizens to continue shopping
4. Cut taxes on capital gains
5. Begin “fixing” intelligence and facts
6. Undermine Secretary of State with humiliating U.N. presentation
7. Repeal estate tax
8. Alienate remaining international allies
9. Distribute magnetic “support the troops” ribbons
10. Prepare U.S.S. Lincoln for critical photo op
11. Dispatch preparatory rose-petal-cleanup detail for Baghdad, Mosul, Basra, Najaf, Fallujah, etc.

and finally, most important:

12. Blame failure on liberals

UPDATE: Apparently, some liberals are indeed blameworthy. Adam Kotsko explains how he’s been undermining the war effort.

Fie on you, Adam. Fie.

(from www.michaelberube.com)

Hi-larious.

[indepat]

1. Four more years, four more years clamor the faithful throng of religious

zealots and RW ideologues

[getmeouttahere]

2. As if we weren't already....

this country is so monumentally fu**ed if people actually buy that liberals are to blame for this mess!

[Ron Mexico]

3. Don't forget to claim that you believe in smaller government and then

expand it more in four years than Bill Clinton did in eight.