What would you LIKE to hear from Chimpy tomorrow night?

[CatWoman]

I'd be grateful for just a hint of the truth.

[myrna minx]

1. "I resign." n/t

[LSparkle]

8. "Vice President Cheney and I will resign effective tomorrow"

[Warpy]

10. "..and I am turning states evidence

in the Plame affair, the anthrax mailings, the energy payoffs, and in everything I did to lie this country into an unwinnable war."

Nothing else would be acceptable, so I'll skip the whole thing.

I do hope people will be alert to his "invisible dog." Please check to see if the motion is at the wrist and report. It could be important.

[Roland99]

19. All of the above.

[In Truth We Trust]

2. " I am turning myself in to the World Court at the Hague for criminal

prosecution as a war criminal along with Dick, Sleeza, and Scumfeld.

[Democrat 4 Ever]

3. I dream big. I want to hear him say, "This is hard work. I quit." n/t

[FearofFutility]

23. You'll definitely hear him say "it's hard work" n/t

[Neerav B. Trivedi]

4. What would we like to hear from Chimpy Bush?

An apology to the country that the American people have been waiting for about the whole Iraq War!!! :nuke:

[EFerrari]

5. I want him to sing, "it's in his kiss" right into the camera. n/t

[Richard Steele]

17. With the right radio/decryption equipment, it could happen!

He'd be into his second encore before he noticed the voice in his earpiece wasn't KKKarl.

[Double T]

6. Admit EVERYTHING in the Downing Street Minutes is True!!!!

and he accepts full responsibility for the lies and deceptions, therefore tendering his resignation as President of the United States.

[edbermac]

7. I confess...

Remember that scene with Claude Rains at the end of Mr Smith Goes To Washington? Time to purge your soul...

[BR_Parkway]

9. We cheated in Ohio - Would Sen Kerry and Justice Renquist please

step forward to accept my administration's joint resignation and administer the Oath of Office.

(pssstt, John, don't forget that pardon thing that Ford did....)

[ls317]

11. hmmmmm

I Resign from the office of the president???

[Raksha]

12. I would like to hear him announce his resignation. n/t

[Solly Mack]

13. His last throes - caught on camera

:)

[AllyCat]

14. Today I announce my divorce from Laura, and my engagement to

Mary Carey.

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

15. Tell us what he was thinking while sitting in the classroom

Was it "How in the hell are we going to get away with THIS one?"

[elehhhhna]

16. "OOOh--My legs are numb. I can't see---MOMMY! gaack."

[helderheid]

18. "I resign"

[CatWoman]

20. I think we need to be a little reasonable

He's not about to resign, we can forget that.

If he goes down, he's determined to take all of us with him.

[stray cat]

21. The truth and a leader instead of a cheerleader

[mopaul]

22. karl and i are to be wed

[11 Bravo]

24. Gaack, aaargh, unnnh, my chest ... thump!

[lectrobyte]

25. Maybe he could pull a page out of LBJ's playbook and announce

he's not running for a third term?

[Spider Jerusalem]

26. Five minutes of incoherent and obviously psychotic raving.

Followed by him pissing all over the front row of the audience and fighting the Secret Service agents who drag him off. Some sort of very public and very obvious implosion that makes it clear he's completely mad and utterly unfit for office, that even his supporters won't be able to deny.