Who let Bob Boudelang e-mail Newshounds on their computer?

[underpants]

Date: Jun 20, 2005
Subject: (no subject)
I am so glad that FOX has given me a news channel I can watch and make up my own mind.. to hear the so called news being delivered from ANY other network sounds.. well.. I will use Katy C in the morning: to a libreal she says.. I know the dems have been working tirelessly to over come the void in direction, both night and day, can you share some insight on..... well to the conservative she is VERY dissmisive and says, well you've been in power now for a year and what have the American People to show for it? This type of slanderous crap is common. What I have learned is this: Liberals stay around because they don't ever divide no matter how stupid the topic or illogical the motivation. Conservatives constantly question themselves and others. Making them less cohesive. (weaker) What I will never understand is why when in "power" the republicans placate the minority party by giving in on so many issues the vast majority of people are clearly supportive of them.. and finally. What the crap is the patriot act all about.. I am furious with my own parties inability to think clearly. (as all you libs should be of Clinton, I sure appreciated having to explain what oral sex is to my daughter.. and that it IS sex, and it IS wrong even thought the president says different.. I mean lyin is wrong no matter who your sleeping with)

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This is another goodie

Date: Jun 18, 2005
Subject: ATTENTION: Bill O'Reilly
Subject: TRY THIS IN MEXICO
If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS.
- Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas,international law, or any of that nonsense.
- Once there, demand that the local government provide free medicalcare for you and your entire family.
- Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
- Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate abundantly.
- Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A. thing. You would not understand, pal."
- Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.
- Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.
- Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.
- Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico
- Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.
- Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.
Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon dead. Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world except right here in the United States. Land of the naive! If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Mexico or Iraq. LIFE IS GOOD AT C-NILE ACRES ***

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[The Doctor.]

1. Yes... 'conservatives' are not 'cohesive'...

or in this case, 'coherent'.

[ComerPerro]

2. And tell Bush and conservatives that I loved having to explain beasitality

and horse masturbation to my children (not that I have any, but who knows if the letter writer does either) because of Laura Bush's off-color remarks to the press.



And by the way, for the part about Mexicans:

Yeah, try doing all that stuff in Mexico. Go right ahead. And when some bigoted asshole pushes you around, singles you out, and threatens you and your way of life, you will have deserved it, for that's how you treat foreigners here and you shouldn't expect anything better for yourself.




Has anyone ever noticed that conservative rants are just an unorganized, incoherent mess of talking points and lies, without any real fabric tying it all together?

[underpants]

3. They tend to get worked up into a frenzy

trying to remember all their talking points. I think that often they finally see it in print and since that point makes no sense they flip to another one before their brain starts doubting what they hold to be so true.

[ComerPerro]

4. I just chalk it up to stupidity

and it seems to be particularly telling.

All I ever see are "arguments" that look to be a hatcheted cut-and-paste job of pieces from Limbaugh transcripts, Bush speeches, and right wing spam emails.

There never seems to be an original text that ties it all together.