BR_Parkway
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Mon Jun-27-05 12:57 PM
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If stem cells are 'living', can we deduct them on our taxes? |
Solly Mack
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Mon Jun-27-05 12:58 PM
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1. I want to know if I get a tax deduction for every egg, every month |
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Mon Jun-27-05 12:59 PM
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3. What about my sperm? Is there a deduction for it as well? |
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After all, it is pre-embryonic.
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Solly Mack
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Mon Jun-27-05 01:00 PM
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Edited on Mon Jun-27-05 01:03 PM by Solly Mack
Course, it might be better if we incorporate ourselves...as stem cell producers...and then pay no taxes as well as get deductions.
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Mon Jun-27-05 01:01 PM
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5. Sweet. Do I need a receipt for my records? |
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Mon Jun-27-05 01:02 PM
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7. LMAO! I'm sure we'd need to keep our books in order |
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Mon Jun-27-05 01:12 PM
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12. If we're incorporated, we'll just have Arthur Andersen manage the books. |
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I could book sperm deductions well in advance of their production and bilk my shareholders out of billions. And the best part, no shredding.
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Mon Jun-27-05 03:56 PM
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13. If you two practice cyber sex, but really, really believe that it will |
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'produce' you might even be eligible for some of that Faith Based Funding.
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Mon Jun-27-05 11:11 PM
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Mon Jun-27-05 01:08 PM
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9. "Every sperm is sacred..." |
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DAD: There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed, but I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN: Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
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The Magistrate
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Mon Jun-27-05 12:58 PM
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At the very least, dependent deductions ought to commence at conception....
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Mon Jun-27-05 01:03 PM
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Where you looking over my shoulder or was I looking over yours?
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-Fergus
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Mon Jun-27-05 01:12 PM
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But there was one year such a regulation would have been most helpful....
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Mon Jun-27-05 01:02 PM
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6. Good point, BR_Parkway... |
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So if my wife and I decide to have a child can we have our additional IRS deduction at the moment of conception?
Why should we have to wait nine months?
This is totally unfair to the unborn!
-Fergus
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Mon Jun-27-05 01:10 PM
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10. Wouldnt that be great if guys could declare 400,000,000 dependents |
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every time we jackoff? :evilgrin: :toast:
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