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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 01:56 PM Original message |
Can't we fight the Sharks over There so we don't have to over here? |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 01:57 PM Response to Original message |
1. They're in their last throes. |
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freedomburn (225 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 01:57 PM Response to Original message |
2. Hilarious, funny, funny stuff man. I love DU. ;D |
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Dyedinthewoolliberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 01:57 PM Response to Original message |
3. A constitutional amendment |
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hootinholler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 01:58 PM Response to Original message |
4. Now wait a minute.. |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:01 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. wahabi walruses! In-Seal-gents! Saddam HuSea Lion! |
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justinsb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:13 PM Response to Reply #7 |
22. I knew disney was up to something |
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AmBlue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 05:34 PM Response to Reply #7 |
73. omg!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!! |
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SteppingRazor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 01:59 PM Response to Original message |
5. And so, y'see, we've got to invade Australia. |
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justinsb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 01:59 PM Response to Original message |
6. I hear Iran is harbouring and supporting Sharks |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:02 PM Response to Reply #6 |
10. shiite and shia sharks are gathering on the shores |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:02 PM Response to Original message |
8. The real problem is all these foreign sharks |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:04 PM Response to Reply #8 |
13. and the suicide bomber sharks, and the hummer head sharks |
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linazelle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-28-05 12:18 AM Response to Reply #8 |
77. In-SURGE-ent Sharks???!!!! Gasp. <<biting nails>> |
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Nostradammit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:02 PM Response to Original message |
9. mopaul strikes again!!! |
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mondo joe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:04 PM Response to Original message |
11. They hate us for our freedom. |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:05 PM Response to Reply #11 |
15. they're fairly close to gitmo, throw out some chum |
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BrainRants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:04 PM Response to Original message |
12. Florida is the central front in the war on sharks! n/t |
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justinsb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:05 PM Response to Original message |
14. The fight won't be over until the sharks have |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:06 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. the sharks are floundering in the middle east |
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maveric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:07 PM Response to Original message |
17. bu$h will ask congress for 20 million for the "War on Sharks" tomorrow. |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:09 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. "Sharkawi barely evades capture"! |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:11 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. Sharkawi! Ho boy, I even crack MYSELF up |
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justinsb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:10 PM Response to Original message |
19. The Airports have NO shark detectors! |
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justinsb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:12 PM Response to Original message |
21. They've struck again already! |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:13 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. this is all clinton's fault for not keeping our borders secure |
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justinsb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:16 PM Response to Reply #23 |
27. we need MORE water pollution dammit |
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Pithy Cherub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:13 PM Response to Original message |
24. But, but, but, the sharks are TERRIFYING the people of Kansas, |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:16 PM Response to Reply #24 |
28. what's stopping the sharks from coming right up the mississippi? |
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Pithy Cherub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:21 PM Response to Reply #28 |
34. LOL! Our inherently perfect minute men sea/river/lake patrol. |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:22 PM Response to Reply #34 |
36. Frankenfish got through the vigilantes on the mississip |
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Pithy Cherub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:56 PM Response to Reply #36 |
52. You are fixing the facts around the intelligence! |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 03:04 PM Response to Reply #52 |
55. now listen here cherub chum, |
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Pithy Cherub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 03:16 PM Response to Reply #55 |
60. We need volunteer chum! LOL! You drafted me that won't count! |
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maveric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:25 PM Response to Reply #24 |
40. NH is not a "landlocked" state. |
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Pithy Cherub (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:32 PM Response to Reply #40 |
46. New Hampshire is the secret port that's been letting in |
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Imagevision (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:15 PM Response to Original message |
25. BUSH: "Bring em on" |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:17 PM Response to Reply #25 |
31. now, don't BAIT them |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:15 PM Response to Original message |
26. these sharks were trained by the c.i.a. in the early 80's |
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PermanentRevolution (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:17 PM Response to Original message |
29. What about Sea World? |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:18 PM Response to Reply #29 |
33. they have killer whales there too, who also hate us for our freedoms |
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quisp (926 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:17 PM Response to Original message |
30. where do I sign up? |
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justinsb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:18 PM Response to Original message |
32. We need a fish watch list |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:21 PM Response to Reply #32 |
35. great white Profiling, any swarthy looking foreign sharks go to gitmo |
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justinsb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:24 PM Response to Reply #35 |
37. Well the White sharks will likely get |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
38. these radical sharks worship a false Cod |
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Cats Against Frist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:35 PM Response to Reply #38 |
48. Nominating -- for something. |
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haktar (108 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
39. OK let's start operation Jabberjaw |
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EnfantTerrible (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:25 PM Response to Original message |
41. This is not a joke, sir! |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:28 PM Response to Reply #41 |
43. al-qaeda AND al-tuna |
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EnfantTerrible (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:31 PM Response to Reply #43 |
45. You go ahead and make mock, sir... |
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justinsb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:25 PM Response to Original message |
42. And to think the Libruls wanted to take our guns away |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:30 PM Response to Reply #42 |
44. shark tape all the windows |
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justinsb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:35 PM Response to Original message |
47. I think I've I.D.'d the ring leader |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:37 PM Response to Reply #47 |
50. and his top general, al-jabber sharkawi |
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justinsb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:54 PM Response to Reply #50 |
51. And they've just released this recording |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 03:00 PM Response to Reply #51 |
53. has that been authenticated by the Sea eye A? |
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justinsb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 03:02 PM Response to Reply #53 |
54. Yes, and apparently they've decided |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 02:35 PM Response to Original message |
49. Shark Faud Abdullah seen lurking offshore |
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mondo joe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 03:04 PM Response to Original message |
56. Liberals just want to understand the sharks and get them counseling |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 03:07 PM Response to Reply #56 |
58. could we indict the sharks to appear before a tribunal of tuna? |
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friesianrider (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 03:06 PM Response to Original message |
57. Which is why we NEED TO GO AFTER STING RAYS. |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 03:08 PM Response to Reply #57 |
59. I understand North Korea has Flukes |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 03:31 PM Response to Original message |
61. president fish to address nation tues. regarding war on sharks |
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demgurl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 03:37 PM Response to Original message |
62. Did you honestly have to post this? |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 03:43 PM Response to Reply #62 |
63. it takes a man with real --lls to say it. |
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MisterP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 05:41 PM Response to Reply #62 |
74. yeah, it would be a shame if he tried to lobotomize himself too |
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jhain (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 04:01 PM Response to Original message |
64. Be on the look out! |
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KlatooBNikto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 04:15 PM Response to Original message |
65. Are you talking about Fat Tony, my neighborhood loan shark? |
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jhain (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 04:15 PM Response to Reply #65 |
66. guess again n/t |
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tridim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 05:18 PM Response to Original message |
67. The Jets are in gear, |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 05:20 PM Response to Reply #67 |
68. iwanttobeinamerica everythingsfreeinamerica okbymeinamerica |
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Lilith Velkor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-28-05 01:06 AM Response to Reply #68 |
78. lifeisalrightinamerica foragreatwhiteinamerica |
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ksilvas (310 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 05:23 PM Response to Original message |
69. Save my Baby! SAVE MY BABY! |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 05:28 PM Response to Reply #69 |
71. duh-DUH, duh-DUH, duh-DUH, |
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maddiejoan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 05:25 PM Response to Original message |
70. Y'all know me. |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 05:29 PM Response to Reply #70 |
72. we won't pay it! get that filthy man out of here. |
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kohodog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-27-05 09:02 PM Response to Original message |
75. Yeah. but the shark insurgency could last 12 years. |
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Jim Sagle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-28-05 12:00 AM Response to Original message |
76. How about missing blonde girls? Can we fight them too? |
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Lilith Velkor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-28-05 01:13 AM Response to Reply #76 |
79. No, not till you find 'em. |
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