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Mon Jun-27-05 01:58 PM
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| No missing blonde people today - Hooray! |
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A quick glance at CNN's homepage shows me that all blonde American between birth and 25-years-old are present and accounted for. That must be the case because if even one was missing they would make a graphic for it, give it an alliterative name and follow the story to its bitter end.
It wouldn't surprise me to see CNN recruit an intern and have her go missing for a week or so. It's either that or cover some news sooner or later.
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| yvr girl
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Mon Jun-27-05 02:00 PM
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| 1. Missing blondes is SO last week |
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It's all about shark victims now.
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| AX10
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Mon Jun-27-05 02:01 PM
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| 2. But Shark Attacks are all the rage now. |
| SteppingRazor
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Mon Jun-27-05 02:01 PM
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| 3. Hey, where's my girlfriend?! |
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She's got blonde hair and blue eyes, and I haven't heard from her in at least five hours or so. Somebody call CNN!
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| BrainRants
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Mon Jun-27-05 02:02 PM
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| 4. Missing blondes "jumped the shark" last week |
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