Prediction Thread: Tomorrow night's "speech" by Chimpy McCokespoon!

[Bouncy Ball]

Make your predictions here!

Here is what I think he will say:

"Freedom, goo gah, freedom, goo gah, uh, uh, hard work, uh, uh, I think about it every day, er, er, (long pause), freedom, democracy, goo gah, goo gah, (pause to find place in notes and steady the vertigo), troops, troops, troops, hard work, hard work, troops, troops, 'Murika, uhhhhh, democracy, malapropism, malapropism, malapropism (he's getting tired and out of steam here), freedom, democracy, goo gah, GodblessMurika."

THE END!

Wheeeee! Another stunning demonstration of bush's lack of fluency in his own language! Another opportunity for Americans to look at him and say "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Another opportunity for the world to shake their head in bewilderment and derision. Another opportunity for Democratic Americans to hang their heads and whisper "Oh God, the embarrassment, the shame, I hope no other countries were watching."

[gratuitous]

1. Don't forget the new locution

"Time of testing." The product preview has been going on for a few days now, and Snottie even used the phrase a couple of times in today's press gaggle.

"Time of testing" has that faintly faux-biblical ring to it, so beloved by the corrupt Bush administration, and apparently polled a LOT better than the alternative buzzphrase "forty years of wandering in the desert wilderness."

[Bouncy Ball]

4. See, I haven't been listening to any of it lately and I'm SO behind

on my double-speak! So thank you.

Yes, I'm still back there on "hard work" and "march to freedom" and all that old shit, though I DID know about how he thinks about Iraq (and taking a crap) every day!

[EFerrari]

2. Me too! Don't they have an attic in the White House?

I can't decide if His Fakery is more dangerous than he is embarrassing. Depends on the last five minutes most days.

[htuttle]

3. No I didn't lie about Iraq.

"Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD."

[Bouncy Ball]

5. The dog ate it.

Wait, who am I? Where am I? Who are you? I think I have amnelesia!

[Goldmund]

6. Does anybody know if he'll be taking questions?

I assume not, since it's an address and not a press conference?

[Bouncy Ball]

7. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Taking questions, that's a good one!!!!!!

:rofl:

[Goldmund]

9. Why not? He knows who the _complete_ lapdogs are.

[Bouncy Ball]

13. I think making a longish speech AND taking questions

is a bit too taxing for him nowdays, even if the questions are total softballs lobbed by drooling lapdogs.

[shraby]

8. I'm optimistic, the Iraqis are optimistic

the troops are optimistic and democracy is marching forward. They had elections, they are working on a constitution, the insurgents are being brought under control.
It's hard work, but I'm optimistic. Things are being "reconstructured", the water is running and lights are working. People have the internet, televisions and all sorts of luxuries. They're optimistic about their future and I am too.
Freedom is on the march and we're optimistic that everything will be rosy. They just delivered some flowers and candy to the troops.

[Bouncy Ball]

11. So basically an assload of lies, right?

[Individualist]

10. 9/11

The cabal is pushing the Iraq connection to 9/11 lie again.

[Supersedeas]

22. 9-11/Iraq; 9-11/Iraq; 9-11/Iraq; 9/11-Iraq; lather, rinse, repeat...lather

rinse and repeat

the U.S. Corporate media will stenograph and amplify

[nonconformist]

12. "the insurgency is in it's last throes" will surely be said nt

[Bouncy Ball]

14. So they've decided on that, have they?

Because I've heard that AND I've heard that they are powerful and just as strong as ever and it will take YEARS to "defeat the insurgency."

[nonconformist]

15. Well according to Rumsfeld's dictionary, "last throes" can

mean "violent uprising for 12+ years"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x1582985

[Bouncy Ball]

16. AH!! GOTCHA!!

Wow, the contortions these people have to twist themselves into to support their bullshit, it's incredible.

[Vadem]

17. I hope our soldiers remain stone-faced and do not ...

clap and cheer...wouldn't that just be the icing on the cake, if they did not applaud and just stared straight ahead?

I don't think it will happen, though, because there are still enough Kool-aid drinkers in the military, who think Chimp is a man of G-d.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

18. It's not so much Kool Aid as they will be punished by their command if

they can be identified on video as being the one who stood stoneyfaced instead of wild applause when the cue card says.

[Vadem]

20. You're so right and it is so sickening.........n/t

[Rex]

19. "You poor people need to sacrifice your kids

so me & Dick can make more money (hideous death-grin). We will start with a 'call it anything but a draft' draft, er, lottery next week so be ready Freddy!"

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

21. (cue wild applause)

[PDittie]

23. Working hard on thinking about it every day