6/28/05: Bomb Torture Kill President Coldly Describes Crimes on T.V.

[mopaul]

On Tuesday, June 28th, the 'Bomb Torture Kill' President coldly and robotically described his war crimes in detail before america on prime time television. With victims of the World Trade Center and Pentagon Attacks watching, he chillingly described the slaughter of thousands of innocent people as if it were something to be proud of.

"I entered a nation forcefully, I slaughtered many innocent people and I did it with pre-meditation and forethought", said the self named 'BTK War President', as he smirked and leaned forward on the podium. "This man clearly is a sociopath with no regard for the feelings of his victims, and no remorse for his many acts of murder" said prosecutor Ted Kennedy.

The confessed serial killer president faces a life sentence without the possibility of parole on each count, for over 100,000 counts of first degree murder with special circumstances, meaning life without the possibility of parole.

[mopaul]

1. ......

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[mopaul]

2. Bomb, Torture, Kill

[smirkymonkey]

3. I get it!

It would be funny, if it weren't so tragic. It would make an interesting article though - might get the attention of all the dittoheads who eat a steady diet of sensationalist news.

[many a good man]

4. You are da bom, mo !

you never stop. I salute you!

:patriot:

[DistressedAmerican]

5. And I Was Just Getting Prepared To Correct You! Again I Bow To Your Wit!