can't we hire an actor to read tonight's empty slogans?

[mopaul]

bush's monotone zombie delivery is just not inspiring, and that's what we need right now, inspiration. but bush can't pull it off, even if you write the words for him, and give him two teleprompters and a radio wire to the ear speaking the words directly from offstage.

i was thinking we could have one of the republican actors read it, tom sellick? bruce willis? arnold schwarzegger? bo derik? ron silver? any one of these bozos could read the hollow platitudes and fancy words with much greater effect than dubya.

if you're going to lie to us, at least TRY to fake sincerity.

[KlatooBNikto]

1. I thought we already hired an actor on November 2000 and rehired him

for the sequel on November 2004.

[Clark2008]

2. We did, but he's not working out.

This ham is spoiling at the rate of two percentage points a month.

[Burried News]

3. Is the guy who used to do Mr. Ed still alive?

[BeyondThePale]

4. Maybe they will roll out the *-bot! eom

[Ganja Ninja]

5. "any one of these bozos"

I'd rather have Bozo for a president. I'm tired of this clown's act.

[flordehinojos]

6. speedy gonzalez, or topo gigio - either one would do a better job 'n jr.

[demnan]

7. Get one of those little kids who reads Hannity

from the "Daily Show". Dress him up in a cowboy suit and give him the speech to say.

[BRLIB]

8. Right, the President has more important work to do,

such as running the country!

Wait a minute. Scratch that.
He could be doing what he normally does, those 60 cities, watch it grow!

No, scratch that too. How bout Crawford. I bet there's plenty of brush to be cleared!

[BlueEyedSon]

9. No, it does not matter who reads the empty rhetoric and pack of lies

tonight.

[Racenut20]

10. We did that in 1980

[leesa]

11. Ronnie's dead. HE was the greatest actor of all, he could murder tens of

thousands with all the warmth and kindness of your favorite Grandpa.