Hey Ladies, Some Advice From The First Lady Of The USA, Laura Bush.

[DistressedAmerican]

This is a public service announcement from Distressed American
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Don't make the same mistake Laura did! Don't marry a douche!

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Links for the PRINTABLE PDF Versions:

Color: http://www.seedsofdoubt.com/distressedamerican/images/graphics/Frigid.pdf

B&W: http://www.seedsofdoubt.com/distressedamerican/images/graphics/Frigid-BW.pdf

[Bluebear]

1. I'd be pretty sore too if my husband preferred a horse! n/t

[DistressedAmerican]

2. Milky! Milky!

[kliljedahl]

3. Another good one

[DistressedAmerican]

4. Just Say It Out Loud A Few Times! It Is A Damn Funny WOrd!

DOUCHE!:rofl: DOUCHE!:rofl: DOUCHE!:rofl: DOUCHE!:rofl: DOUCHE!:rofl:

[kliljedahl]

6. It's been done already

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[DistressedAmerican]

7. I Hate How That Guy Is Always Ripping Me OFF!!!

Does he have no ideas of his own? What IS his agenda?

[Ripley]

5. The terms 'douche' and 'douchebag' are really juvenile.

Do you hate woman so much the worst thing you can come up with to call the warmongering, murderous, lying thief is the name of a product used by some women to clean their vagina?

How liberal of you.

[DistressedAmerican]

8. Sorry. I've Started Using Dickbag A Lot More.

But, I Just couldn't find an old ad for dickwash. Still Juvenile but looses any sexist connotations.

Maybe you will find this more to your taste.



With over 600 hundred anti-bush graphics under my belt, I have called him a thief, murder, and warmonger many times. I have also called him a loser, stupid, arrogant, deluded, goose-stepping, neo-imperialist, fascist, Chichenhawk, buttweasel, coward, spoiled, greedy, Dumb-ass, retarded chimp, messianic psycho, and a hell of a lot of other things.

Staying fresh and keeping the material coming presents that dilemma. So many things to call George. You see my problem.

If you knew me, you'd know that I in no way "hate women". We are all on the same team. No need to get all snarky first thing in the morning.

Please take a look at my images galleries at my website and get a feel for where I am coming from before you light the torches and start hurling accusations like "women hater" around the place based on one graphic that you do not appreciate.

http://www.seedsofdoubt.com/distressedamerican/main.htm

Have a good morning and stop on by the site for a few minutes. Give me a chance!:hi:

[unhappycamper]

9. DA: You better knock that off! You're giving douche bags a bad name.

:applause:

[DistressedAmerican]

10. afternoon kick!

[DistressedAmerican]

11. Late Night?