Let's see, Chimp landed on the aircraft carrier wearing..

[rateyes]

a jump suit. Being the home of the 82nd Airborne, reckon he'll actually jump out of an airplane surrounded by the Golden Knights tonight before his speech? And, wonder what the banner in the background will say?

[Bluebear]

1. Why, we aim to please! Here it is....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3955976&mesg_id=3955976

[rateyes]

2. Way to go. And, so quick with the answer.

Thanks.

[politicaholic]

3. "Last Throes" or "Turning The Corner"...

or "Don't Listen To Haters Of Freedom Like John Conyers"...um, is that a little too long for a banner?

[rateyes]

4. Excellent! Excellent!

[Fridays Child]

5. The banner in the background will say:

IT'S HARD WORK!

[rateyes]

7. Love it. lol

[catnhatnh]

6. I vote....

...."Mission Impossible"...

[rateyes]

9. This president will self-destruct in...

5 seconds.

[ugarte]

8. With another sock in his jock

To give himself the balls he wishes he had.

[rateyes]

10. rofl---good one.

[OneBlueSky]

13. at this very moment, an army of presidential aides are . . .

rolling socks into various size bundles so George can pick just how manly he wants to be tonight . . . they'll be transported to Fort Bragg in the same suitcase as "The Football" . . .

[elperromagico]

11. The banner will read:

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
in 5-12 years

[rateyes]

12. We mustn't forget to read the fine print.

[elperromagico]

14. Voters forgot to read the fine print in 2000 as well:

GEORGE W. BUSH: A UNITER, NOT A DIVIDER
Psych!

[rateyes]

15. That's funny.

:7