Homeland security unit investigated tiger attack as possible terrorism!

[Ruby Romaine]

(snip)
Detectives with the Las Vegas Police Department's homeland security unit were assigned to the case because some of the scenarios that were suggested - among them, that animal-rights activists provoked the attack, or that it was an act of economic terrorism against Las Vegas.

http://www.freep.com/news/latestnews/pm4811_20050628.htm

How much did this cost us taxpayers?!

[htuttle]

1. It's the dreaded terrorist Pawqawi!

Ally of the dreaded Sharkawi™

(dibs to mopaul for Sharkawi...)

[Ruby Romaine]

2. LOL!

do you think they could be repuke donors?
why would they investigate this & not the crimes of the BFEE?

[marmar]

I think Michael Moore has some material for Fahrenheit 9/11 2

Has Montecore (the tiger) been detained and interrogated?

[uppityperson]

3. "At the end of it all, we don't have a reason," Feldman said.

It was a tiger. That is the reason. Tigers are not tame animals the way lions are. Ask people who work with big cats. ARGH!!!!

Possible terrorism? hahahahahahaha, now about those sharks...

[Double T]

4. And next week the Homeland Security unit will investigate ...

a dog bite attack as probable terrorism. That dangerous canine enemy combatant Fidogawi must be sent to Gitmo for interrogation.

In the meantime Montecore refused to talk to detectives and he won't issue a statement to the press.