Who believes Bush will "Disassemble" you know, lie tonight?

[rustydog]

[atommom]

1. Is water still wet?

[Sydnie]

2. Why would tonight be any different?

Of course he will. Again, and again, and again.

And lots of "patting the air dog" too.

[Kindigger]

12. I love that!

"Patting the air dog"

My favorite part is when he puts his hand to his throat, and says "see...". Then he leans forward, and gets that hysterical look, and quivery voice when he has to 'splain to us morons what he just said.

[noamnety]

3. I'm betting on the 5th sentence being the first lie.

I figure he needs a few sentences to thank the soldiers for being there.

Any other bets?

[JuniperLea]

7. i say in three

i don't think he will spend too much time on the soldiers... they are just eye candy.

[tsuki]

17. I'm jumping in on this pool. I take the first sentence.

[JuniperLea]

18. erm....

"i want to thank these fine soldiers who are standing behind me for standing behind me in this war on terrorism that was begun on 9/11/01."


yep, it can be done.

[JuniperLea]

4. *raises hand*

who thinks he will smirk? make chimpy noises? look confused? stutter? keep a finger on his notes so he can look up once in a while? say nuk-yuh-lur...

[Lindacooks]

5. He's incapable of telling the truth.

Because if he did, his head would explode.

[BlueEyedSon]

6. By his second sentence

[liberal N proud]

8. It will be a biggie

A regular lie fest!

[Q3JR4]

9. How do you tell that * is lying?

His mouth is open and his lips are flapping in the wind.

[rustydog]

10. I'd say the seat of his pants flutters...

because he talks out of his ass.

[senseandsensibility]

11. self delete

[MsUnderstood]

13. I am looking forward to the propoganda

You Have To Keep Repeating Things To Catapult The Propaganda

I can't wait to see this weapon launched on America tonight. . .

[Double T]

14. Bush has already "DISASSEMBLED" the World and..........

it will take one hell of a lot of time and money to put it all back together again.

[KansDem]

15. Will he be wired tonight?

I know he'll use a teleprompter, but do you think he'll be wired so Rove can intervene in case he starts to stray off the script?

Hey, Asshole! Stay on the script!
Wait, I'm not finished...!

[Patty Diana]

16. i'm hoping some enterprising soldier will electionically jam

bush hearing transmitter____then the real show can begin

[union_maid]

19. Will his lips be moving?

Then he'll be lying.