bush bet # 96: will he shed a single, tiny, sick tear?

[mopaul]

come on and cry, cry cry cry, tiny sick tears, cry cry cry

[AlCzervik]

1. hmmm, maybe they'll empty his Jack bottles, that would make him cry

[charlyvi]

2. Only if he has an onion

in his coat pocket. If he reaches for his pocket, then dabs his eyes, we'll know.

[donco6]

3. Oh God.

I will so totally barf. It's hard enough watching chimpfuckdumbass as it is.

[eleny]

4. Yeah - like when he used to blow up frogs

[prole_for_peace]

5. i won't be watching.

i can't do it. his voice and snide facial expressions make me sick. i will have to visit du for a synopsis

[Richard Steele]

14. I have to watch; waiting for a "nervous breakdown"!

I really think the little rat is starting to feel cornered;
a total meltdown is possible and I wanna see it!
(Or at least the few seconds
before the "Technical Difficulties" sign goes up)

All the GOPper's flame-baiting
over the past week just smells
like DESPERATION to me;
Any tiny straw could break the camel's back right now.

His earpiece feed could go out, and leave him on his own...

A single well-placed HECKLE could bring on
a screaming psychotic tantrum...

Heck, someone could just turn on a microwave in the lounge backstage,
causing the Laura-Bot to RUN AMOK through the crowd!

Hey, I can DREAM, can't I?

[prole_for_peace]

15. those are good reasons to watch

but his voice makes does something bad to me. i don't know what it is. if i hear him on the radio i about break my finger hitting the change channel button. and team his voice with his expressions of privilege and condescention and his hand gestures. oh no...

if something good happens i will just have to watch it second hand.

[tallahasseedem]

6. OMG, if he does

I will never stop laughing. With the exception of crying myself for the fact that this man is our President.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

7. They will have to implant a fake tear tube in his face

and then it would be nice if it got stuck open
and the fake tears started coming out like
Julia Child's blood in the Dan Ackroyd skit. "Oh, I
seem to be crying here quite a bit and it doesn't
seem to be stopping!"

[murielm99]

8. Maybe he will drool again instead.

eom

[notadmblnd]

9. and this is the moment he'll shed that tear

"Like most Americans, I see the images of violence and bloodshed. Every picture is horrifying and the suffering is real," the president said, according to excerpts released ahead of time by the White House. "It is worth it."

[graywarrior]

10. More like blink blink blink

[LittleClarkie]

11. Maybe his mommie will come out

and tell us to be nice to baby boy or she'll beat us up.

That was one of the most hilarious moments during the campaign

[graywarrior]

12. I forgot about that.

Hilarious.

[SammyWinstonJack]

13. I bet he's drugged to the gills!

Zombie like. I'm sure he'll regale us with tales of his meeting with the families of fallen soldliers that he met with today in NC. Tell us how he 'consoled 'them. He likes to do that. :puke:

[A-Schwarzenegger]

16. Pretty damn near!

[Elidor]

17. You called it, Mo!

An amazingly prescient post. How did you know?

[mopaul]

19. MOstradamus, people should LISTEN to me

someday they'll make a statue of me, my memory will last a lunchtime

[Elidor]

20. ROFL

MOstradamus!!! :thumbsup:

[A-Schwarzenegger]

21. uhhhhhhhhh...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3953505#3953608

[Sydnie]

18. Thumbtack in his shoe

If he had a tear it's because the Prince finally felt the pea, not because he felt empathy!