OFFICIAL BUSH THREAD #3

[steve2470]

ready for all of you

[BayouBengal07]

1. Hear that?

We're on the offense.

[meganmonkey]

3. Well, duh!

:P

We're offending everyone I know!

[Ripley]

7. Rah rah siskumbah!

Pep rally for the gladiators.

[dflprincess]

13. Now he's babbling about the "Vietnamenzation" of the war

- training the Iraqis to take the lead in the fight. I've heard all these songs before.

[ailsagirl]

96. Vietnamization?? Is that like vitameatavegimen???

:shrug: :rofl:

Wonder which of his genius advisors came up with THAT one??

[ailsagirl]

Wonder which genius advisor came up with that one??

[Bluebear]

2. We have a "lot lot lot" to do!

[doublethink]

4. pulling more stats out of his ass .......

[doublethink]

19. 3 New Steps .....

playing bullshit in the green zone .... too dangerous to go out of it. More BS ....

[Catfight]

5. Why does the backdrop look like we're in 1950?? It's creepy. nt

[Ripley]

what does it say?????? Please?

Something like Fighting the Evil like no other?

[deadparrot]

6. Poland!!

yay!

[Tripper11]

8. HE HAS NOT SAID ONE NEW THING!!

Same shit, different pile...my gawd, can't these people hear/see this?

Seriously, what about the minions in his admin. Don't they tell themslves, and idiotboy that it's always the same?

[Bluebear]

12. He flew to N Carolina for THIS?

[maddezmom]

33. and we are paying for it, too

God help us all

[Carla in Ca]

30. His speech to his 'base'

won't work anymore!

W STANDS FOR WORST. 'PRESIDENT' EVER

[kitkat65]

9. Sounds like the same old shit to me

Smug little cocksucker. Satan's little synchophant.

He keeps saying the same thing over and over only slightly different each time. Blah blah blah.

[FrenchieCat]

10. Don't forget Poland!

He didn't this time...when listing the collision of "was" the willin'!

[Adelante]

11. Thanks

My cable went down. Anything new? Or is it the same old speech?

[FrenchieCat]

28. Same ass shit....

Waiting for the part about "hard work"! :boring:

[fla nocount]

14. This is directed at the troops, present and those thinking about it.

It's a recruitment ad

[Just Me]

15. I hear silence.

No HOOOOORAAAAH!

They know. They are pissed.

[dogday]

38. No applause at all?

[Thor_MN]

82. Would you applaud this shit if your ass was on the line to go to Iraq?

That's his audience, the next round of fodder.

[zippy890]

53. must have been told not to applause

[Cocoa]

three "new steps"

:rofl:

[billkurtmeyer]

29. Bunnypants dressed like an adult - I'm impressed - no dress up!

[RadiDem]

16. Meme " bush cares more about Iraqis than Americans '

[HeeBGBz]

32. Good one

Sure makes sense

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

17. uh oh, he's running out of gas, starting to stumble and talk faster to

get the speech over with.

MKJ

[LSparkle]

18. He doesn't know what to do without any applause

The audience looks totally numb, like they just want to get through this and get the hell out of there.

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

44. Yep, he keeps darting his eyes around like "where do I look if I'm not

getting applause?" MKJ

[maddezmom]

20. Partnering Coalition Units with Iraqi Units;......yeah right

he meant US forces with Iraqi's

[Deja Q]

21. * - SAY SOMETHING NEW OR ALLOW REAL QUESTIONS OR S.T.F.U.

Cretin.

[HeeBGBz]

22. He looks so fn pleased with himself

Go away now.

[Sydnie]

61. He is so happy with himself he doesn't know what to do

He's having a hard time not smiling.

[goclark]

73. "Americans want our troops to come home, so do I"

Ain't he an Amerikan?

[mopaul]

23. 17 minutes and not ONE cheer

[LSK]

they are soldiers - probably not supposed to cheer

[annagull]

24. good think the iraqis are with us, otherwise.....

they'd be killing us, oh wait.

[kitkat65]

25. Oh, yeah. Don't forget the intelligence! n/t

[NightOwwl]

You think you feel sick now...

what until the media ass-kissing starts.

:puke:

[Bluebear]

26. ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ

[NightOwwl]

41. Exactly. n/t

[leftofthedial]

27. sounds almost exactly like Viet Nam

soon the South Vietnamese Army will be able to defeat the commie enemy themselves.

[acmejack]

57. If we called ourselves advisors it would.

and get westmoreland to say we are winning.

[Endangered Specie]

31. hey bush, its "terrorism", not "terror"

[noamnety]

34. horrible oversight

no Poland on the bingo cards.

[leftchick]

35. iraqi forshes coaltition shorches combats operashions

servalintaz operations command sturtruz,,, omfg I can't stand it.

[ThomWV]

36. This Man Is In Serious Trouble

He has a public looking for new news, and he's not comming through. This man's polling numbers are going to drop like a stone as the phones start ringing when this is over.

[Clark2008]

86. Well, he'll have a slight bounce from the media spin

but then it was drop like a stone after the media, again, fails to give the people news after their president has failed to give them news.

[mzteris]

37. I want to say THANKS!

To all of you for watching and keeping me informed.

I can't stomach the b@st@rd.

[Postman]

If all is great in Iraq, why is it a clusterfuck?

and the American people are, more and more, seeing the quagmire

[taught_me_patience]

39. uggg same old crap

said in the same aweful cadence. three words...pause...three words...pause...

[DoYouEverWonder]

40. He's doing that thing with his head

that he does when he has to give a long speech. He looks to the right, then to the center, then to the left, back to the center, to the right, back to the center, to the left...

It drives me nuts. It's one of his little devices for keeping track of where he is and he avoids every looking at anybody.

I wish he would just stop and speak like a normal person. Oh I know, he's not normal.

[acmejack]

looking at the teleprompters

nt

[Thor_MN]

120. They are probably moving the test from prompter to prompter

to keep him from staring at one of them as he sounds out what KKKarl wrote.

[Thor_MN]

126. They are probably moving the text from prompter to prompter

to keep him from staring at one of them as he sounds out what KKKarl wrote.

[Gelliebeans]

42. I think my head

will explode if the corporate media afterward starts in singing this asshat's praises :banghead:

[rusty charly]

63. but... but...

i thought the mission was accomplished!

[Deja Q]

! Thousands of Iraqis have stood up for their country?! (ploy to get

us to enlist?!)

[cyberpj]

BINGO!! lower left to upper right corners. nt.

[doublethink]

43. What Iraqi Soldiers?

:shrug:

[DesEtoiles]

everyone should have BINGO by now

[DesEtoiles]

124. why the hell is he looking so smug?

[Endangered Specie]

45. the audience looks like its being force fed bull shit.

[tridim]

46. 42% 41% 40% 39% 38%...

Where will it stop?

What a fucking loser.

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

ROTFLMAO

:rofl:

[Catfight]

102. I bet they are polling while he speaks and it's BAD! nt

[mopaul]

47. there IS something different about this speech

[dogday]

62. No Applause

[dogday]

77. I will send them even if I have to Draft them....

[Adelante]

I'll bite

What is it?

[earthboundmisfit]

Seems to be talking much slower than usual, no?

n/t

[cynatnite]

Has he said we're winning? n/t

[cynatnite]

69. talking points...talking points...talking points

that's all this thing is. Nothing new...nothing orginal...nothing

[Bluebear]

48. I reckanize

[Viva_La_Revolution]

49. He is so care full ly e n un ci ating ... it's painful to watch.

You can see the effort it takes him. hard work!

[Catfight]

50. Wonder if he'll mention Terri Schivo for his right wingnuts? LOL

[derby378]

51. Booooooriiiing...

Hey, Bush! Cut to the part where you say you never lied to us!

[whalerider55]

52. hey folks...

i'm not watching...

who won?

whalerider

[Ripley]

72. What does his Goebbles banner say this time?

MA Part Two?

[deadparrot]

54. skills...bowhunting skills...nunchuck skills...nt

[mopaul]

55. no artificial timetable, sends wrong message

[Deja Q]

66. Man, * makes me want to sign up...

in a parallel universe.

[BayouBengal07]

But then

Doesn't calling our war a "crusade", ivnading two Middle Eastern countries, and imprisoning and torturing people without habeas corpus send the wrong message?

[indy_azcat]

56. not one smile in the audience - i thought it was Army-(R) n/y

[indy_azcat]

75. send them some GD armor fuckhead!!!

[LSparkle]

58. He thought this would be a "receptive" audience but he's wrong

I think they're becoming just as tired of his bullshit as the rest of the country.

[acmejack]

139. More, they're the ones doing the sacrificing!

nt

[Endangered Specie]

Im glad Im not playing the drinking game...

Id be wasted 10 minutes in :beer:

[dchill]

99. That would be fatal...

[Viva_La_Revolution]

I shoulda picked beer...

insteda Southern Comfort. oops.

[Catchawave]

59. It's hard work ?

Isn't this old news like the DSM ? <snork>

Just political talking points, I've learned nothing new.

[fla nocount]

60. This is a pretty grim reiteration of an alliteration by a deserter.

[RadiDem]

89. Indeed !

[Sugarcoated]

His public speaking skill is like a high schooler

And what a load - I'd send more troops but the commanders on the ground say we don't need them???? A REALLY bad lie thrown in there.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

64. HE wants the troops to come home as soon as possible...NO DEADLINE

[Kurovski]

This is all the same crap we've heard for two years

from them, Fox, CNN, talking heads, blah, blah blah.

I think this is going to insult Americans, and backfire on the administration.

Just DO ALL THESE things and quit saying you are GOING TO DO IT!

We don't believe you, or believe that you are capable of doing the job. You are a miserable failure, Bush.

[Catfight]

65. For the hearing impaired: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH....NT

[Postman]

67. Your risking their lives, asshole

n/t

[DoYouEverWonder]

68. Obviously, the word 'peace'

is not in his vocabulary.

Defeat, kill, destroy the enemy. That is his only solution.

[TomInTib]

watch the sight lines

45 degrees left, 45 right, straight ahead.
What a dumbass.

[Contrary1]

70. He lost me at "Good Evening".

I don't need him to regurgitate certain words to make me want a drink.
I live in the US under his administration...that's enough all by itself.

[Contrary1]

94. We don't need more troops in Iraq???

Wait for his pitch to get our youth to enlist...it's coming.

[LSparkle]

71. "Let me 'splain it to you ... "

OK, go ahead Ricky Retardo ...

[kitkat65]

74. Artificial timeline is a mistake?

In other words endless war. Endless.

"We will stay in Iraq until we bleed you dry."

[johnfunk]

76. He will send more troops...

starting with young Republican patriots!

[tallahasseedem]

78. Like he has ever listened to commanders before...

What an ass.

[HeeBGBz]

79. They have enough troops?

Bet the military loves that.

[Deja Q]

80. Send more Americans, *. Iraq is close to Iran.

x(

[frylock]

81. get some new material you hack..

can't set a timetable, terriers will wait us out, blahblahblah. :eyes:

[rocktivity]

83. If our commanders said they need more troops, we will send them

But of course, we'll fire those commanders first.

:headbang:
rocknation

[Cocoa]

90. you beat me

:-)

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

84. "We will stay in Iraq as long as we're needed and not a day longer"

[NightOwwl]

85. We have all the troops we need!

Oh, yeah.

[Bluebear]

HAHAHA sending more troops would hurt Iraq troops

since they have to learn! bwahahahahaha

[Desert Liberal]

138. I know! I couldn't believe he actually let that pile of BULLSHIT

come out of his mouth without gagging on it! Jaysus Kee-Rist! If the commanders on the ground say we need more troops then he will send more troops?
I got a message for ya, Dumbass: the commanders have said they cannot keep the ground they take! Hellooooooooo!!! That means not enough troops, you dipshit!

[Endangered Specie]

87. the "sober judgement" of our military leaders... as opposed to W's drunken

ones.

[Bluebear]

gmta

[RadiDem]

108. LOL !

[leftchick]

88. right from yahoo

"Sending more Americans would undermine our strategy of encouraging Iraqis to take the lead in this fight," Bush said. "And sending more Americans would suggest that we intend to stay forever."

He also said Iraqis must be reassured that "America will not leave before the job is done."

[frylock]

like building permanent bases won't suggest we intend to stay forever

[frylock]

121. like building permanent bases won't suggest we intend to stay forever

[kitkat65]

91. Guided by the sober judgement of our military leaders...

Since they've done so well up til now.

[Beaverhausen]

92. LIAR LIAR LIAR - there are NOT ENOUGH TROOPS

god damn it

[tallahasseedem]

93. His meds have certainly dried his mouth out.

[zippy890]

123. Thats it! he's got dry mouth from meds

[noamnety]

95. I'm sure the audience is convinced

that they have enough troops over there. He picked the wrong crowd for that one.

[Adelante]

111. Heh

They JUST DON'T GET IT!! Unbelievable.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

"I will continue to be guided by the advice that MATTERS" n/t

[maddezmom]

has he mentioned the failed WAR in AFGHANISTAN yet?

[democrat_patriot]

WTF is Schtraghy? DOes he mean strategy?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

97. B I N G O!!

B-5
I-4
N-3
G-2
O-1

TELL EM WHAT THEY'VE WON JOHNNY

[indy_azcat]

20 minutes - wow!

:toast:

[Endangered Specie]

98. hey Bush, its "Sunni Muslims" not "Sunni Arabs"!

dumbass.

[pinkpops]

128. he's readin as best he can.

[meganmonkey]

100. Until the job is done

wrong message to the enemy

as long as we are needed

if commanders on the ground say we need more troops we'll send them

free and fair election

decades of tyranny

blah fucking blah blah

Same shit over and over and over and over and over and over and over

it doesn't even make me furious anymore. just tired.

[maddezmom]

119. hey * tell us about how well we're doing in Afghanistan?

[LSparkle]

101. WHY IS HE SMILING?

Over 1600 people are DEAD, you MORAN! It's infuriating to watch him try to "sell" marching to death...

[Endangered Specie]

115. because he aint one of the dead ones...

the ones who will die hes dictating bullshit propoganda too.

[FrenchieCat]

116. Because, he had an enema earlier today.....

[FrenchieCat]

137. Because, he had an enema earlier today.....

and so he can't wipe that stoopid grin off of his face.

Plus he doesn't give a "rat's ass" about the dead....as our soldiers are not on life support or in a woman's body!

[FrenchieCat]

103. On the one hand.....no more troups...cause that would be sending

the message that we'll be staying forever!

Send troups home....or give a "deadline" and that would be giving the Terraris' the notion that they won!

Make up your f*cking mind...will ya.

For someone who doesn't "care" about polls, this guy really cares about what the Terraris' think.

[DoYouEverWonder]

104. He's starting to lose it

He's getting tired, he's starting to slur his words.

[indy_azcat]

105. i'm moving to Iraq - they've got all the good freedoms apparently

eom

[AlwaysDemocrat]

130. I agree - I'd like to get some of those freedoms too! (n/t)

[Sydnie]

106. How about our freedom of assembly you cage creating fuckface?

[Fridays Child]

107. Constitutions are toilet paper to this asshole.

[Postman]

109. "Sober judgement of our military leaders"

Should have listened to them before the invasion

[undeterred]

110. I heard that he didn't know the difference between

the Kurds, Sunni, and Shiites until after we invaded Iraq.

[Cleita]

112. Just for once I wish I knew what he was talking about.

His alternate reality has nothing to do with the one we live in.:grr:

[Cleita]

141. I wish something unexpected would happen, like something

loud dropping behind him accidentally, then I could enjoy this.

[wicket]

113. This is beyond PATHETIC, he's BOMBING!

:rofl:

[fla nocount]

114. Son of a mafia thug, grandson of a Nazi banker, he "da Man"

[displacedtexan]

117. Deer in the headlights. Semi-smirk. Shtrategeee.

Deer in the headlights. Semi-smirk. Shtrategeee.Deer in the headlights. Semi-smirk. Shtrategeee.Deer in the headlights. Semi-smirk. Shtrategeee.Deer in the headlights. Semi-smirk. Shtrategeee.Deer in the headlights. Semi-smirk. Shtrategeee.Deer in the headlights. Semi-smirk. Shtrategeee.Deer in the headlights. Semi-smirk. Shtrategeee.Deer in the headlights. Semi-smirk. Shtrategeee.Deer in the headlights. Semi-smirk. Shtrategeee.Deer in the headlights. Semi-smirk. Shtrategeee.Deer in the headlights. Semi-smirk. Shtrategeee.Deer in the headlights. Semi-smirk. Shtrategeee.

Yawn.

[dogindia]

118. creepy. nt

[steve2470]

122. #4 NOW READY NT

[tallahasseedem]

125. It would be nice if we had freedom to assemble, religion and speech.

[Aviation Pro]

127. Three things moron...

...1) You're not smart enought to explain anything to me you fucking pretz.

2) Setting a deadline is part of good project management but apparently you were high on cocaine when that lecture was given at Hahvad.

3) The Generals have told you that more troops are needed (Shinseki) but you chose to ignore him and them and instead opted for few troops and a band of mercenaries, you evil bastard.

Don't patronize me, asswipe.

[Endangered Specie]

129. "minority rights" protection in Iraq... how about HERE first?!

[mopaul]

audience getting squirmy and uncomfortable

[whistle]

131. The audience is getting restless.....

....pulling ears, wiping their mouths and noses. Shrub is not giving these soldiers anything they can relate to.

[lachattefolle]

132. FUCK THAT LIAR standing there with blood dripping from his hands.

Sorry, just had to vent.

[Beaverhausen]

I know. I'm still at work and want to scream listening to him

FUCK YOU GEORGE BUSH!!!!!!!!!!!

[pinto]

133. I get it. It's Iraq's fault. Once they "step up" we'll leave.

[LSK]

134. protects minority rights LOL

This guy is hilarious.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

yes and encourage peace too.

hahahaha

[LSparkle]

135. Minority Rights -- what a concept!

He has NO CLUE what that is, obviously ...

[DesEtoiles]

136. why so smug, Shrub?

[RadiDem]

140. His next speech will NOT get network airtime

[Endangered Specie]

142. snore.... all talk and no proof.

[Postman]

143. Where's Iraq's Nukular weapons, moron !!!!

n/t

[Skip Intro]

144. Good Lord! This is some strange shit. He's scary.

[indy_azcat]

where's lib-yuh?

:shrug:

[arwalden]

145. Is He Watching A Tennis Match? He Keeps Turning His Head Left To Right...

... back left then right again. I guess he hasn't figured out that the AMERICAN PEOPLE are watching him on the CENTER CAMERA (the idiot!)

I don't trust anyone that won't look me SQUARE in the EYE when he's telling me something.

[ncrainbowgrrl]

146. locking for length- continue in next thread

keep at it- next thread's here- http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3971063