Time for Young Republicans to answer Dubya's call to Enlist!

[Sandpiper]

It's easy to stick a magnetic yellow ribbon on your bumper, or wear an American flag lapel pin and call yourself a patriot for it. But that's not good enough anymore.

Recruiting numbers are in the toilet, and your godly Commander in Chief has called on you to fill the void and join the military. That's right, it's time for you Republican bar stool patriots to get off your bar stools and go die for Dubya.

What are you waiting for?

[stepnw1f]

1. I Have Been Using this Line A Lot

It really does make one think... even their types.

[AuntiBush]

2. Heard a Caller on C-SPAN Right After the Chimp's Speech

Say the same thing... he basically said that now more Republicans should sign-up now, because it would later produce 'more Democrats.'

It was superb.

A woman called in, literally in tears begging the country to impeach Bush. Then, a Republican voter called in w/absolutely no pity for her... 1 woman called in and said she could not "get over" how Americans could not see he was a great Christian!

It was Barf-bag time by then.

[Pool Hall Ace]

5. Boosh is a great Christian ?????

:wow:

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. Agreed! Keep this Kicked for our Freeper Friends! Support it?? Then fight

it! :hi:

[SammyWinstonJack]

4. Draft Young Republicans and Eat the Rich!

Awesome bumper stickers!

[fishwax]

6. yeah, little bushbots, there's no higher calling

(not that we need more troops over there, or anything ... i mean, if we needed more troops bush would add more troops ... has nothing to do with the recruiting shortfalls ... )

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

7. The first two Young Republicans to enlist should

be Jenna and Barbara Bush.

After all, they are still unemployed one year after graduating from the University of Texas and Yale University. WTF are they waiting for?

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. That's exactly what I kept thinking through his entire...remember 9/11

speech. :hi: