College Repuke Chickenhawks Spill Why They're Not Enlisting

[RamboLiberal]

Wonder how they'll get around Their Leader's call to service tonight? Blumenthal nails them! Bush Youth in their own words! If you know any troops or troop's families - send them this article.

http://www.thenation.com/doc.mhtml?i=20050711&s=blumenthal

Collin Kelley: When I asked him why he was staying on campus rather than fighting the good fight, he rubbed his shoulder and described a nagging football injury from high school. Plus, his parents didn't want him to go. "They're old hippies," Kelley said.

Edward Hauser: "I know that I'm going to be better staying here and working to convince people why we're there ," Hauser explained, pausing in thought. "I'm a fighter, but with words."

Justin Palmer: "The country is like a body," Palmer explained, "and each part of the body has a different function. Certain people do certain things better than others." He said his "function" was planning a "Support Our Troops" day on campus this year in which students honored military recruiters from all four branches of the service.

Kiera Ranke: She and her sorority sisters sent care packages to troops in Iraq along with letters and pictures of themselves. "They wrote back and told us we boosted their morale," she said.

Cory Bray: "The people opposed to the war aren't putting their asses on the line," Bray boomed from beside the bar. Then why isn't he putting his ass on the line? "I'm not putting my ass on the line because I had the opportunity to go to the number-one business school in the country," he declared, his voice rising in defensive anger, "and I wasn't going to pass that up."

Hang on to these - and someday when these Repukes try to run for office - let's Swiftboat their chickenhawk asses.

[snacker]

1. My husband always says...

excuses are like a#*holes----everybody has one.

[XOKCowboy]

6. and most of them stink NTF

[lolly]

2. Swiftboat Them?

They'll run against somebody who lost limbs in this war, and they'll accuse him/her of being "unpatriotic."

[progressoid]

22. Exactly!

Bush and Cheney: the #1 and #2 chickenhawks. What kind of screwed up world do we live in?

[AntiCoup2K4]

3. Justin Palmer: "The country is like a body," Palmer explained........

"...and I'm the fucking DICK!!

Go die for pResident, COWARD :grr:

[LeahD]

9. You know he wanted to say, "I'm the brain!" nt

[prodigal_green]

38. I was going to go with

the asshole, but yours works too.

[fishwax]

4. "each part of the body has a different function"

care to speculate on *'s function?

Yeah, if any of these chickenhawks tries to run for anything someday, it would be great to see these quotes come back to haunt them. :grr::puke:

[friesianrider]

5. Cory Bray is priceless...

translation: "I'm a rich fucking Repuke you asshole, my Daddy got me into the number one business school in the country! Poor blacks and hispanics fight wars and rich pieces of trash like me stay here and talk about what "hard work" it is, didn't you know that?? I'll just stay here, be a total pussy and exploit them for when I run for office someday!"

Fucking piece of garbage.

[antigone382]

20. You should get a job as a simultaneous interpreter...

...fluent in repuke-nese. :)

And every time I see your sig line I just drool over your gorgeous friesians. They remind me so much of the Percherons I used to raise.

[bullwinkle428]

21. "Daddy got me into the #1 business school"...

...gee, that doesn't ring any bells with anyone now, does it?

:rofl:

[driver8]

55. Ha! I was thinking the same thing!!

Chicken hawk pieces of shit...

"Our daddys are too rich for us to fight in this here war...fightin' wars is for the colored folk and Mexicans. Hell...they ain't got nothin' better to do with their lives."

This dickhead is already qualified to run for office as a rethug!

[WillyT]

7. Another Generation Of ChickenHawks... Our Future Leaders...

:puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[RamboLiberal]

8. Is that photo for real?

If so, my reaction is WTF? Grandpa serves while these worthless Repuke drunks party!

[WillyT]

19. Now That I Have Adv. Search Again... Here Ya Go !!!

Link: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2896053

:hi:

[B Calm]

10. Well Cory... don't ya think that #1 business school will still be there

after you served your president and after fighting in his oil war??

[ProfessorGAC]

47. And Of Course, He Will Change The World With His B Degree

Yeah, right. Major know-nothing tool. Punk(cubed)!
The Professor

[patrice]

11. They're EVERYWHERE!

These Chickenhawks stick out like sore thumbs right now.

[Guaranteed]

12. Sorority sent the soldiers pictures of themselves.

Huh.

[LightningFlash]

30. Probably naked too, only way to boost morale.

After all ask Rumsfailed and his afghani prisons out there with the troops being ordered to sex up "terra-rists"! :rofl: :rofl: :eyes:

[AX10]

13. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

:nopity:

Note to College Republicans of America, from AX10: "GET YOUR ASSES OVER TO IRAQ, NOW! You wanted this war and now you should FIGHT IN IT!"

[Gold Metal Flake]

14. The yellow bastards.

Operation Yellow Elephant.

[nadinbrzezinski]

15. Hey chicken shits

you are yellow bellied cowards, you don't need reflective tape, it shows... and yuor cowardice is astounding.

Hurrah for the troops, but you won't go see a recruiter... Bushie boy was talklng to you, time for you boys and gals to go down see a recruiter...

[B Calm]

16. If only the Bush twins would show their patriotic duty first, I'm sure the

rest will follow..

[nadinbrzezinski]

17. It is tempitng to go in to push them chicken shits

I did my time, so did my husband, heck I did my time as a war time wife... these chicken shits do not realize how much they disgust us....

Hey shit drop and give me twenty...

Daddy

Your ass belongs to me.. DROP DOWN!

I admit to these sado mashochistic fantasies, used to push boots (in somebody else's army), trust me coudl do it with these shits and it is so tempting

[ignatius 2]

18. LOL,"I'm a fighter, but with words." It sounds like that dude is

following in the infamous footsteps of Cheney,Perle,Wolfowitz and the rest of the neocon chickenhawks.

[NightOwwl]

23. "I'm a fighter, but with words."

:rofl:

Yeah, whatever. :eyes:

[Bluebear]

26. Same one jumped out at me.

One of the 101st Chariborne division that writes "libby" posts on yahoo. That's his war "effort".

[rateyes]

49. Neo-con quotes:

"Sticks and stones may break my bones....
but WORDS----never mind.

"Bullets hurt."

[Dave Reynolds]

24. A poster here

posted a call to arms on FR last night and did not get a good response before his thread was pulled.

The 101st Keyboard Brigade rides again :rofl:

[nadinbrzezinski]

41. that was a hilaroous thread

we were called trolls among other things for calling them to serve

I must say it was HILARIOUS

The true colors of the 101st Keyboard brigade came through clearly

[mccoyn]

25. I don't know, sounds kind of elitist.

Lets remember though, that not all republicans are chickens. I have a republican cousin who just got back from Iraq.

[LightningFlash]

31. Most of the young republicans don't even know what war is.

Have them look it up in a book "Oh...THAT'S a war? Well umm...we all have a function you see-"

THEY have a function to not know what the fuck they're talking about. While everyone else who's seen war, and democrats who serve, DO.

Bottom line. :patriot:

[nadinbrzezinski]

42. no no we know htat

chickenhawks are a particular speciese, and they will go after your cousin as soon as he breaks the line.

[EVDebs]

27. The lyrics to Billy Joel's "Goodnight Saigon" say it all

concerning the war
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/j/joel-billy/73008.html

It's a tie with "Allentown" and Dire Strait's "Industrial Disease" on the economy, however !

[loudestchick]

35. The lyrics are powerful...but the audio will send chills down your spine.

[EVDebs]

52. Our guys can't even get Playboy or "I and I" in the MiddleEast

let alone an ice cold brewsky. I saw 60 Minutes the other night and the troops were going out in 'hillbilly armor' HumVees. Same day I read in the paper about V-hulled armored personnel carriers THAT SHOULD BE STANDARD ISSUE over there; the DoD isn't giving the top-of-the-line materiel.

These guys are going to be coming back and they'll be pissed-off.

More to the point, real leadership would be a real get-off-oil ASAP energy policy and stiff the Saudis a big one !

[LightningFlash]

28. Hahahaha what a bunch of chicken shits!!!!

And they claim the democrats don't put their ass on the line when most of them already HAVE!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I really needed to see this.

[Stephanie]

29. In other words, "we are the elites - fighting wars is for the help"

[MazeRat7]

32. They are just like the POTUS...All Hat No Cattle. (n/t)

[Vickers]

33. Don't give me words, you fucking coward, give me covering fire

Hey, you get to use firearms for their intended purpose!

:eyes:

[IndyOp]

34. A sinister vote-rigging campaign?

I didn't think Republicans were capable of such paranoia. :sarcasm:

[LightningFlash]

36. There will be MASSIVE vote rigging again repugs!!!!!

I guess you better do something fast and NOW, if you don't want to lose your right to vote.

House bill that has to make it out of committee and fully be attached to OUR electoral process very quickly

http://www.commoncause.org http://www.votersunite.org

[Pool Hall Ace]

37. Oh good grief, what a disgusting bunch of egomaniacal punks

If Justin Palmer truly wanted to help the recruiters, he and a bunch of his friends should have enlisted. How the hell did he "honor" the recruiters -- with cupcakes and balloons?? Whatever the hell he did -- that doesn't cut it.

[LeftyDarthBrodie]

39. Kiera is the finest of the bunch

Kiera Ranke: She and her sorority sisters sent care packages to troops in Iraq along with letters and pictures of themselves. "They wrote back and told us we boosted their morale," she said.

What kind of pictures did Ms. Ranke and her sorority sisters send? Inqiring minds want to know.

Was it the morale of the troops that was raised or something else?

Otherwise typical language from the Future Chickenhawks of America.

[samsingh]

40. pathethic, they're refusing to fight for America

[elperromagico]

43. Ahh. So they have other priorities?

I see.

[Dees]

44. Off to War

In 1965 the 1st Infantry Division was ordered to Vietnam. I did not want to go because I thought there was a very good chance of not returning alive. I said good bye to my parents and we set sail. My father told me before I left that Vietnam was nothing the US should be involved in. I agreed...as much as a nineteen year old could figure. I survived somehow. When the call came I went. Scared? To the bone. I figured I had experience hell what ever that is.

To all you chickenhawk, chickenshit, cowardly Repubs, who push for more war, get your Goddamn groove on and sign up or shut the "F" up.

[ComerPerro]

45. The conservatives have a point, when they say

"It's better that we are fighting them over there, than in the streets over here".

Granted, its not even a likely scenario, but thank God.

Because these chickenshits won't defend America over there even though they insist that the war is protecting our freedoms and our very way of life.

I can guarantee you they wouldn't be fighting to defend the country here at home either.

They are pathetic cowards.

[rateyes]

46. Hey Freeptards,

I support the troops. I voted for one, who served with honor and was decorated a hero. Who did you vote for? Your president asked you to enlist---so enlist. And, ask Jenna & Barbara to join you.

[pa28]

48. "I'm a fighter, but with words."

:rofl:

I think we have enough people here spinning for the war and venting pro-Bush hot air. If you really love the war, kid, the best way to help is boots on the ground in Iraq.

[Wcross]

50. I'm not putting my ass on the line...opportunity .

What an arrogant ass. He would still have the opportunity to go to school after he serves his four years as a Marine corps infantryman. I doubt he would have what it takes anyways. As a former Marine, I hope he enjoys the freedom that all our service men and woman have bought for him with their blood. He doesn't deserve it so I hope he chokes on it.

[nadinbrzezinski]

53. I called him on his shit

I hate these yellow bellied cowards.

By the way, thanks for your service

[TankLV]

51. If one is opposed to the war, how does it follow that they should be the

ones to fight?

If one is opposed to the war, that person is being true to theirself if they refuse to fight.

It's the hypocritical repukes who support this illegal war and expect OTHERS to go, but they don't put their money where there mouth is!

Can anybody explain their "logic" to me?

(I know, there is none!)

[Karenina]

54. They're all members of the

Jen and Barb Brigade.