Walt Starr's school for right wing punditry

[Walt Starr]

The formula for success is simple.

Talking point, talking point, propaganda.
Propaganda, propaganda, talking point.
Blah blah, stay the course.
Blah blah, 9/11.

Talking point, propaganda, propaganda.
Blatant lie.
Liberals hate America, blah blah.
Talking point.

Liberals hate Christianity, propaganda.
Talking point, activist judges.

Blah, blah, blah.

Simply follow this formula as it applies to radio appearances, television appearances, and any books you choose to write. This formula has been proven successful by multiple right wing pundits from Bob Novak to Sean Hannity and even Ann Coulter.

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[lolly]

1. You Forgot

Howard Dean is unstable.

[Walt Starr]

2. I covered that

Blatant lie.

:evilgrin:

[Gold Metal Flake]

3. Last week, i cood not spel pundit.

Now i are one! Thank you, Walt Starr!

The Walt Starr School of Punditry is not affiliated with CBS.

[undeterred]

4. You forgot Bill Clinton's penis

but otherwise, very good

[Walt Starr]

5. That one's covered.

Talking point.

:evilgrin:

Enroll in my school of punditry and you too will learn to recognize the difference between a talking point and propaganda. My full course also lists out completely valid talking points and expands upon various forms of propaganda.

See the endorsement above.

[LightningFlash]

7. So I can lie too and claim the other lies?

Cool!!!! Talking point city!!! :D

[nonconformist]

6. You mean I too can be a morally bankrupt hack? nt

[Walt Starr]

8. YES!, It's easy. It's fun, AND IT'S PROFITABLE!

Imagine, if you will, the life Ann Coulter would lead were she not a right wing pundit. Why, it is easy to see she'd probably be a two bit street walker on the strip in Vegas!

Note: The above statement was not meant to be a slam against two bit street walkers on the strip in Vegas.