"ALL of the Terrorists are in Iraq."

[patrice]

[mnmoderatedem]

1. Who said that?

and have they sobered up yet?

[patrice]

4. A guy who needs to go get them himself.

[punpirate]

2. Must be that the helicopters getting shot down...

... in Afghanistan are just unfortunate 4th of July fireworks accidents, huh?

[salinen]

3. And it could destablize

the Earth's axis.

[JohnnyRingo]

5. Yep....They'd like to come here and do evil deeds, but

They're on the clock 24/7

The typical terrorist gets up in the morning for his daily AlJazeera interview followed by prayer to Mecca.

Then later in the morning there are women to stone, followed by prayer to mecca.

Early noon is filled with IED building, followed up with a quick prayer to Mecca.

Late afternoon they schedule the attacks on sympathizers of the occupation, then prayer to Mecca.

Evenings are reserved for suicide bombings, and a hopeful date with 72 virgins.

With a busy day like this, it's no wonder they have no time to "attack us here".

[H5N1]

6. I though all the terrorists were planning the next 911

[EFerrari]

7. Welcome to DU, HSN1!

:hi:

All the terrorists are in Iraq except those Mexican jihadi gardeners and nannies who have cells in Malibu and Brentwood and Santa Monica.

:silly:

[radar]

8. And the "tree huggers" & the animal lovers...

"Violent animal rights extremists and eco-terrorists now pose one of the most serious terrorism threats to the nation, top federal law enforcement officials say.
... Animal Liberation Front (ALF) and the Earth Liberation Front (ELF)."

FBI, ATF address domestic terrorism
Officials: Extremists pose serious threat
From Terry Frieden CNN
Thursday, May 19, 2005 Posted: 6:18 PM EDT (2218 GMT)
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/05/19/domestic.terrorism/

"...In the same period violence from groups like the Ku Klux Klan and anti-abortion extremists have declined, Lewis said...."

They must be in Iraq:sarcasm: