Freeper sees KY jelly advert on FOX News - freaks out over "gay" product

[Mike Daniels]

Honestly, if these people had the option to travel back in time and live during the puritan era they would.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1433099/posts?q=1&&page=201

[Stephanie]

1. Yet I just saw a story about evangelical Christian sex toy parties

Apparently it's all the rage.

[ComerPerro]

3. Trying so hard not to make a crucifix joke...

[DBoon]

15. National Lampoon did a parody once

wooden condoms with spikes pointing in

[markus]

7. Maybe they have their Own Products: J-C Jelly

with that Warming Sensation of Salvation.

[sakabatou]

28. Snrk...

:spray: BWAHAHAHAHA!

[davidinalameda]

32. I saw that

oh my gods--I was amazed

I'm glad that these people aren't freaked out by sex anymore

maybe they'll become open minded about more things

[ComerPerro]

2. He probably doesn't know or care what its for

[slor]

4. Can we just send them back?

Whether they opt for it or not?

[Solly Mack]

5. Astro-glide works better....

Freepers haven't moved beyond Jergens lotion

[BiggJawn]

24. You mean "Jerkin's" lotion?

Since that's what they use it for...

Sometimes you need a little "help", but what would pencil-sized FReepers know about that stuff?

[johnaries]

33. No Jergen's, they just spit on it. n/t

[Minstrel Boy]

6. Those bastards only like to cause friction.

(sorry about that)

[Divameow77]

8. Oh No

Does this mean I'm gay???????????

[OrlandoGator]

9. "I tried some of that Kentucky Jelly on toast...it tasted horrible!"

That's actually pretty funny. Freeper made a funny. Good Freeper.

[Norquist Nemesis]

10. Now, honestly. How does he know for a fact it's a "gay product"?

tsk tsk tsk

[Stockholm]

13. ROFL

[Lucille]

17. My thoughts exactly

The ads target menopausal women. Then why does silly, silly freeper associate this product with male homosexual practices...hmmm? Apparently he doesn't get all his information from Fox News.

[meganmonkey]

11. LOLOLOL!

:rofl:

I'm sure his girlfriend just LOVES her sex life with someone who can't even IMAGINE that it may have other uses!

on edit: I am actually quite impressed by some of their responses, though:

"Personally, I'm a huge fan of the new KY 'warming' jelly! It's Salsa-licous!"

[Mike Daniels]

16. I love the comments from the Freep who claims his SO has no need for it

and anyone else who does just has a lazy/selfish partner.

Big words from someone whose SO is probably an Ann Coulter blow-up doll.

[MsUnderstood]

27. the scary comments are from the guy not wanting his kids to see it

I think CPS should be called if you are letting your kids watch fox news!

[Cleita]

12. Before there was KY jelly, there was vaseline.

What do they think of that? Everything could be considered a gay product if you think about it enough. Idiots.

[LynnTheDem]

14. ROTFLMAO!!!

Freeping rightwingnuts; THE STUPIDEST MFers on the planet.

[jobycom]

18. I hope they don't advertise Mazola or butter.

[GeekMonkey]

19. I better stop using it for heterosexual activities with my wife then!

Boy won't she be disappointed!

[Warpy]

20. If I ever get healthy enough to work another nursing job

I'll give my fundy patients the option of catheter insertion without that accursed homosexual KY Jelly.

[The Flaming Red Head]

31. That's what I thought about (cath kits)

when I heard KY

[MsUnderstood]

21. hmm the only KY Jelly commercial I've seen

is for their "female lubricant" and that product is so women can "enjoy" their interaction with men better. . .because the men aren't cutting it!

So freak out you freaky freeper. . .you are bashing your own sexual inadequacies!

[Beaverhausen]

22. Its sad that they have such wacked attitudes about sex

Sex is a natural, wonderful way for two people who love each other to be intimate and have fun! It's a very healthy activity.

I feel sorry for people who only see it as "dirty."

[dchill]

23. Thanks...

I just wasted five minutes reading even more ridiculous freeper ravings... ;^)

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

25. KY as a GAY product?

my ass...maybe try eros or astroglide or wet. Hell I'd even say Crisco! but KY? :rofl:

[The Flaming Red Head]

34. Baby oil is fun too

slip n slide

[onenote]

26. assuming he's right

(and he isn't of course), I guess it would mean that the K-Y folks have figured out that there are a lot of closeted gays in the Fox audience!

onenote

[youspeakmylanguage]

29. The best is the guy defending the original poster...

...by claiming the rest of the Freeps are only brushing her off because the ad was on FOX News. He then goes on to claim they would have a different reaction if it were on CNN.

I guess I missed this memo as well, but when did CNN become "our" network? I don't consider it "our" network. I use CNN's website because it seems to have the best layout and timely updates, and I switch to CNN for breaking news just because I've done so my entire life and they still seem to have the best international coverage (amazing considering the scope of Murdoch's international television networks), but I've NEVER associated it with being "liberal".

How is Nancy Grace liberal? Or OxyBoy's girlfriend - I can't remember her name. Isn't CNN also the television home of Robert Novak? And weren't they the ones helping to lead the charge during the Lewinsky smears? (Not sure about the last one because I wasn't that politically active until after 2000)

The only primetime news show I've seen liberals actively support is Olbermann's Countdown show, and that doesn't even come across as that liberal to me.

It's so funny to me how battle lines have to be drawn separating everything that's "Blue State" and "Red State".

[The Flaming Red Head]

30. As a nurse who has used KY 4 or 5 times a day (to cath)

All I can say is HUH?