Majority Unable To Cope With Bush Presidency Anymore

[uppityperson]

http://www.internetweekly.org/2005/06/cartoon_bushs_great_depression.html


FORT BRAGG, NC (IWR News Parody) - A poll conducted by the Internet Weekly Report and CNN, immediately after President Bush's speech on the Iraq war last night, found that the majority of Americas feel that they can no longer cope with the Bush presidency.
75% of those interviewed said watching Bush speak was worse than hearing fingernails scratching on a blackboard, Wayne Newton singing "Danke Schoen" or going to the dentist for a root canal.

Below are several residents from Fort Bragg, who find themselves unable to cope with the Bush Presidency.


"Bush reminds me of my ex-husband. He's so full of horseshit. It's just too draining to hear him keep lying over and over again about why we're in Iraq," said Hotel Manager Edith Crowley.
"I used to think my future was bright, but that was before Bush's crooked pals outsourced my job to India," said Java programmer Jeff Johnston.
"What future will my kids have? The only jobs left will be at Wal-Mart or with the army in Iraq or Syria," said English professor Judy Tatum.
"I just don't understand where all the friggin' journalists are hiding. This lying SOB should have been impeached like in 2003," said small business owner Phil Redding.

pictures at link.

[liberal N proud]

1. It may be told as parody but not far from the truth

[uppityperson]

2. It is getting more and more difficult to tell what is parody or not

[kwolf68]

3. Well ...

Maybe you people should have thought about this November 2, 2004....We told ya so. The guy is a thug, a liar, and crook, a warmonger, and a lackey for war-profiteers.

You people fell for the Swift Liars, the propaganda, flip-flop, terra (sic), Mission (not) accomplished, anti-gay, anti-this, anti-that...YOU PEOPLE PUT this chump BACK Into the White House after he freaking STOLE THE election (and destroyed our Democracy) when President Al Gore was prevented from taking his rightful place because of 5 idiots on the SCOTUS.

NOW YOU say you can’t handle the Bush regime? Well screw you….its your goddamn fault for falling for the tabloid journalism and sensationalist news.

While John Kerry had his faults and there were things you may not have liked about him (being from Massachusetts has to be the dumbest assed reason), Kerry is 100x the man Bush is. John Kerry gives a shit about this nation and not the corporate oligarchs.

Yes, on occasion he voted the wrong way. He did things I didn’t like, but in the question of leadership, statesmanship, and trust Kerry versus Bush should have been a no-brainer.

Now don’t cry to me in your freaking soup about something you could have prevented.

That being said, you are welcomed to change your mind…and be warned that 2006 you can exercise WHAT YOU think about this President by getting rid of the majority that polishes his knob every day.

Give him some loyal opposition and maybe your shit-sandwich you made for yourself on 11/2/04 won’t taste near as bad.

[Peace Patriot]

9. Hey, kwolf68! Cool off a bit! Then visit the DU Election 2004 Forum.

Hint: Bush lost.

[libhill]

11. Amen brother, do I hear a frickin' hallelujah?

Very well put - I feel the same way, but I couldn't have worded it that well. Guess the moral is, voters should be careful what they ask for - they might get it.

[Spinzonner]

4. They really shouldn't bad-mouth (!) by association root canals like that

After all their purpose is to eliminate pain, not prolong it.

[kittenpants]

5. great picture btw

[Karenina]

7. Here's another...

[FreedomAngel82]

6. Love it!

This is great for Bush! History will show he was a lame duck!

[Nothing Without Hope]

8. He's lame all right, but we're the ones that have to duck. n/t

[LightningFlash]

10. We're just lucky that we VOTED this band of crookes out of office!

And had our votes stolen too to be able to see how our democracy is in shambles. :mad: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: