A workable solution

[Horse with no Name]

Okay it's like this. * is ruining the country--our reputation, etc.
So, let's just split off the top half and govern us as Canadians.
We can let all of the gay people move their so that their human rights are honored, everyone can have health insurance, etc. A truly progressive lifestyle.
The bottom half could govern as Mexico does. Torture being the norm in the jails. All the cheap labor that you can exploit.
A veritable fundie Republican wonderland.
:sarcasm:
But damn wouldn't it be nice if we could take the best attributes from other countries and make our country better instead of capitalizing on the worst?

[CrispyQ]

1. The northern climates will be the better place to be, too

as their policies continue to degrade the environment & Earth heats up.