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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 02:29 PM
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The Clinton-Bush COMEDY SHOW!!!!!!
Oh man, I had a revelation! I noticed that whenever we see an outing between Bush Sr. and Bill Clinton they are in some strange circumstance where it would be easy for Bush Sr. to get rid of Clinton once and for all! They are either on a plane, a boat, or on the golf course where Bush can whack Bill with a 9-iron at any given time.

So, I say let there be show, a comedy show. The premise is that every week Bush Sr. gets so incensed about liberals that he always finds a different way to destroy his enemy Bill Clinton. Bush Sr. always has the line "This oughta take care of him" as he is always drawing plans up on his chalkboard. Think of him as a modern day Wile E. Coyote.

And every week after Bush draws up his plans, he meets Bill Clinton again. And every week he taken in by his charms. Bush can't resist how nice Bill Clinton is. Every week Bill makes the Bush's a cake, buy new golf clubs for Senior, and even gets flowers for the family. Bill will always have a wonderful story to tell and they just melt.

We could also make it so Babs immune to all this Clinton niceness and gets freaking pissed at the end of the episode that Bush wasn't able to follow through with his plans.

It's pure hijinx at its best!!!!

:rofl:
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 02:30 PM
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1. We'll know the fix is in if they get near a roller coaster
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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 02:32 PM
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4. Hahaha., "Say Bill, wouldya like to take a ride?"
"Oh no thanks, I am afraid my ticker can't take it. But tell you what. How about I buy you and your beautiful bride an ice cream cone?"
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 02:35 PM
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9. You should write scripts
I really could see Bill saying that.
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LightningFlash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 02:31 PM
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2. Great idea for a TV special!!! n/t
:rofl: :rofl:
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knowbody0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 02:31 PM
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3. IMHO
Bill is on a fact finding mission to sink the family
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blm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 02:32 PM
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5. heheh...that's actually quite funny....
makes me a little less pissed off at Clinton for hanging around the most manipulative, evil family I've ever witnessed in my lifetime.

But, not much.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 02:33 PM
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6. Maybe Clinton is just trying to travel and stay alive at the same time
Ya know, small planes going down, busses rolling over the highway divider, etc etc
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mark11727 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 02:34 PM
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7. I just thought of Dr Bellows and Major Nelson
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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 02:35 PM
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haha. YES! nt
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wicket Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 02:35 PM
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8. This would make a HILARIOUS short film
Great idea! :rofl:
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glarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 02:37 PM
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10. Clinton was just quoted on CNN as "understanding" why Dubya is
Edited on Wed Jun-29-05 02:38 PM by glarius
connecting Iraq to 9/11!...I didn't hear the details, but it sure seems like a wrong thing for him to do....IMO
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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 02:44 PM
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12. Maybe he "understands" that he is desperate? nt
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MichiganVote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 02:43 PM
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11. They are both angling for the same thing, independent voters
and attempting to distort the reality of the polarization in the country. Probably not "good for us" os some bs like that. These are busy and wealthy men. Have to be some concrete reason for them to be seen together.
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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-29-05 10:53 PM
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13. I didn't realize that Clinton was wealthy...
He just got done paying his debts I thought
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MichiganVote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 01:54 PM
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14. He's not hurting. Big bucks from his book and other enterprising things
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SomewhereOutThere424 Donating Member (497 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-30-05 02:00 PM
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15. Their bond does remind me of the odd couple (n/t)
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